Sickest most disgusting thing you have ever had to to...

Sounds horrible Darragh29...

The most disgusting thing I've had to do is when I was lambing & on night duty. A sheep had a rotten lamb (one that has died undetected at close to term & has partially decomposed) & was trying to give birth to it but because of the decomposition there is very little of the lubricants that would aide a live lamb, so I had to roll up my sleeve & start pulling - and the lamb came out stinking & in bits...lovely.:(

That's f*cking rough!!


My sister lives in Cologne and I was over there about two weeks ago. She has a big balcony and on my first night there a few of us were sitting out there drinking beers. She'd had a barbeque on the balcony for her birthday in April and there were still a few bottles lying around. Anyway, at one stage I picked up what I thought was my beer and took a big swig. I can't even describe the taste that was in my mouth. That beer had been sitting on the balcony for four months and had bird**** on the side of it!! It had sat through the spring rain and the long summer heat. Everyone was crying laughing but I kept having to run to the edge of the balcony to get sick, I didn't even get sick in the end but by God did I come close.

Worst part was, walking down the road the next day and the taste suddenly comes into my mouth....UUurRGHHHHHHH!!!

I know it's got nothing to do with animals but....no wait, it actually does cause a bird had definetly shat in that beer...

dog on a leesh, solves all the problems

On a sunday morning in the city centre, after all the drunks have puked everywhere, you can see pigeons eating it! Eating It!!!!!:eek:

I had to bring my slightly simple younger cousin to a Manchester United game as a favour to my Aunt. We sat in the Stratford end surrounded by passionate MU fans. They were playing Liverpool. The abuse the Liverpool team got was unbelievable. Not different so far. The nub of the problem is that I am a Liverpool fan, a lifelong one. And by extension someone who despises MU. I thought I could be grown up about it, and deal with the game. It was the most difficult, disgusting, stomach turning 105 minutes of my life. My beloved team were getting abused by these cretins, and I had to sit there, silent, sometimes even applauding the scum so I would not give the game away. I depserately wanted to shout for Liverpool, but could not, doing so would result in me being taken away in an ambulance.
I still shiver when I think about it, 6 years later.

Awful.

Years ago (1996) when mobile phones were big and chunky. I worked in a repair shop, I did the paperwork while others fixed the phones that came in.

In other words I was on the other side of a very long room. However, that did not stop the screams and smells that came from the other side. Loads of the phones had dropped in Toliets, slurry pits, and various other waste outlets. As the phones were opened, we all got a sample of where they came from.

What really got to me was that people had sometimes continued to use these phones for anything up to a week before they were handed in. :eek:

What got to me even more was that some of these individuals wanted the same phone back and didn't care what they smelt like:eek: :eek: :eek:

Beetlebum wrote:

That's f*cking rough!!


My sister lives in Cologne and I was over there about two weeks ago. She has a big balcony and on my first night there a few of us were sitting out there drinking beers. She'd had a barbeque on the balcony for her birthday in April and there were still a few bottles lying around. Anyway, at one stage I picked up what I thought was my beer and took a big swig. I can't even describe the taste that was in my mouth. That beer had been sitting on the balcony for four months and had bird**** on the side of it!! It had sat through the spring rain and the long summer heat. Everyone was crying laughing but I kept having to run to the edge of the balcony to get sick, I didn't even get sick in the end but by God did I come close.

Worst part was, walking down the road the next day and the taste suddenly comes into my mouth....UUurRGHHHHHHH!!!

I know it's got nothing to do with animals but....no wait, it actually does cause a bird had definetly shat in that beer...

I have a story a bit like that. Had a house party one night, went on till the early hours of the morning. I was very drunk and fell asleep about 5am. I woke up again about 11am the next morning, still a bit drunk! There was cans and bottle lying everywhere, and a few of my friends still panned out on the floor. Saw a can of Druid's on the sideboard that I thought was mine that I only half drank the night before. Picked it up anyways to take a big slug....eugghh...fagbutts and ashes. As a non-smoker, i despise cigerettes...to get ashes and fagbutts in my mouth was disgusting!! I spat them out quickly but for hours after could still taste them in my mouth, I was rinsing my mouth every 2 minutes. I still think about it now and it makes my stomach turn. I'm a pure eejit for letting people smoke and put their ashes into empty cans in the first place..!

Nothing so far has beaten the OP.

So I will give it shot. Please do not eat your dinner before reading this.

During the hot summer back there I was walking through a notorius area for Travellers. I seen down the end of the road there was a few kids looking like they were just chilling out.

They had actually opened the drain pipe on the road and were using their hands to scoop out water. (wait im not finished.) So as i approached them i was going to tell them were that water was coming from.

Then as i got close one of them (the dirtiest looking of them all) pulled out a stick (of sh*te) and asked me "Do you want a Mars bar?" and threw it at one of his mates. His mate chased him around a bit then they stopped. At this point i was in my car and just about to go when i seen the lads holding down the sh*te thrower, and f*cking pissing all over the little C U Next Tuesday.

After that, I thought rather then educate the kids i thought i would leave the education to evolution.

Darragh I know you're ticked off now, but that's a really funny story in a lot of ways ( I have a dog, too. Offleash in the backyard, she once managed to roll in wet, stinking God-knows-what-kind-of wild-animal-or-domestic-pet **** and get black and greenish streaks of it across her face, ears,head and back. Of course, it was less the two days after a $$ stop at the groomers for a haircut and a wash...*sigh*) and it's just what dogs like to do.

I know I can't beat anything like what you had to experience, although my mum was traumatized by a disgusting clean up job deeply when I was small. Our pipes went one winter day (this was very long ago, I don't remember what the problem was, and it occured on the small island off the coast of Maine I grew up on) when me, my two brothers, sister and dad all got violently sick off something (we never discovered what exactly) but we all got severe, continuous diarrhea and projectile vomiting. We were deathly ill, just deathly. What made it worse was us kids had been drinking something prior to getting sick called "Za -Rex" , which was a deep violet dyed sugar syrup you could add to water to make some kind of henious punch type drink. Anyway, all five of us wound up having to puke and sh*t into the tub and bathroom sink for two days till the pipes could be fixed and the toilet would flush again. Ah, the joys of rural living in the 1970's. My mother, the sole healthy member of the househould, still shudders when anyone mentions it. I can recall looking with absolute wonder into the tub at the sea of purple dyed uh.....semi orangey colored liquid with bits of ..stuff in it. My mum said that was the most revolting cleanup job she ever had to perform and she was bitter for years that my dad was too sick to help her clean the putrid, stinking mess we had all left behind.

this thread is hillarious, you gotta love dogs they do really stupid stuff without even being drunk

i have seen my spaniel bring home a dead rat and roll on it, as well as regularly rolling in all kinds of ****, he will even kills flies and roll on them (yea he's nuts)

I dont bat an eyelid any more, cold hose or kick up the arse does nothing

funniest thing about it is he is a lovely dog, so neighbours and visitors come to the house, specially women and are all over him hugging him and saying how lovely he is, while i just laugh my ass off, if only they knew what they are hugging

I specially love it when my very fooking annoying neighbour MISS ENGLISH starts that ****, what a lovely little wickly doggy, her nose musnt work