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Q & A Thread

Lust4Life · 2006-08-16 23:55:08

Hello, my dearest nesters! Here is a brand new game for us to play. The rules are as follows... The poster answers the question posed by the previous poster and then must ask a question for the next poster to answer. No chat! Stay with the rules, Okay? The first question: What makes you feel happy?

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#1262 01-09-2006 01:16AM

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Yes! Walking is great exercise!

Q: Will my life ever settle down to normal?

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#1263 01-09-2006 01:19AM

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not if you keep talking to me

do you WANT your life to be normal tho?

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#1264 01-09-2006 01:23AM

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Well... not totally normal. That would be boring.

Q: is the weather finally cool enough for me to start using varnish?

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#1265 01-09-2006 01:26AM

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I dunno

what part of you body do you want to varnish?

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#1266 01-09-2006 01:28AM

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Furniture, Sweetie! Furniture! It's my cash cow hobby! Also want to sand and refinish my livingroom floor this autumn.

Q: What's your hobby besides talking exquisitely naughty on boards?

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#1267 01-09-2006 01:32AM

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I have a few: chaffing the carrot, bashing the bishop, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey and yanking the crank

a lot, isn't it?

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#1268 01-09-2006 01:42AM

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yes it is.

Q: Doesn't that give you hairy palms? Or poor eyesight?

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#1269 01-09-2006 01:44AM

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actually it moisturises your hands *giggles to self* however I have noticed my eyesight getting slightly poorer.... it hepls your hearing tho, as your ears are the muscle you use the most while whacking off, so you can hear if your parents are coming or not

how bad did that sound?

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#1270 01-09-2006 01:49AM

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Allrightey then!

You must have read my joke the Teh Lusteh Laydeez Thread then?

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#1271 01-09-2006 01:51AM

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I don't read that thread, could you provide a linky?

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#1272 01-09-2006 01:54AM

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Sure!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054979661&page=24

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#1273 01-09-2006 01:59AM

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YOU DIRTY, DIRTY WOMAN! I love it!

I didn't know oysters vomit, do they?

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#1274 01-09-2006 02:02AM

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Not sure, but they sure do smell yucky!

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#1275 01-09-2006 02:04AM

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now are you SURE it's something from the sea? I mean it could have been... y'know

how sure are you?

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#1276 01-09-2006 02:08AM

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Oh, I'm pretty sure.

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#1277 01-09-2006 02:10AM

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it was good.

are you positive tho?

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#1278 01-09-2006 02:22AM

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Yup. It was a fork with Oyster goo on it. Yuck.

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#1279 01-09-2006 02:24AM

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the last time was in June of 1990 iirc

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#1280 01-09-2006 02:29AM

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Eeeew! Don't be licking your monitor then!

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#1281 01-09-2006 02:30AM

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only when I have pics of h0t w0m3n on it

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#1282 01-09-2006 02:34AM

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You forgot to ask a question.

Was it cuz you got all excited thinking about pics of hot women?

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#1283 01-09-2006 02:36AM

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actually, I was reading the articals

um the a one two ...

are some and more articals or adjetives?

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#1284 01-09-2006 06:40AM

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adjetives!!!!

whats matt talking about?

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#1285 01-09-2006 09:43AM

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A: something deeply profound & interesting!

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#1286 01-09-2006 10:12AM

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absolutely nothing!

why am i so happy lately!?

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#1287 01-09-2006 10:49AM

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A: Must be all the good lovin!!!

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#1288 01-09-2006 10:55AM

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i dont know but ill let you know when i get there!

What would you describe as good loving?

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#1289 01-09-2006 11:23AM

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A) Anything involving a stepladder, an egg whisk, a small dog, a limp lettuce leaf, a lupin, a packet of Calvita easy singles... you know, non kinky stuff...

Q) Are there lupins in hell?

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#1290 01-09-2006 11:28AM

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yes, all plants go to hell when they die

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#1291 01-09-2006 11:30AM

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Cuz it marks the spot!

Q: Will ya send me one?

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