Q & A Thread

boneless

Because the man who invented the word could not read or write.


Will hell be like a pub on Leaving Cert results night?

spacecoyote

A1:
there ya go lusty

A2: yes hell will bear some similarities, it just won't be as easy to score!

Q: When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?

Lust4Life

Thanks, darlin'! But you forgot to ask a question?
Aaah! Edit! It says Eat Me!

Q: So I guess we know how you like your kitties, don't we? *blushes*

spacecoyote

A: sorry yeah, only posted it with edit. really i don't like to discriminate against any one pussy at all!!!

Q: same as my one above?

Lust4Life

Neatly trimmed, thank you.


Q Will my dad come home from the hospital today?

takola

A. Hopefully!

Q. Is he due to?

Lust4Life

Possibly, if his infection has subsided. It's been scary!


Q: Why do I enjoy getting up so early?

takola

A. Maybe you like to watch the sunrise? Or you're just a morning person!

Q. Working today?

spacecoyote

A: but of course, aren't i always

Q: whats the smelliest cheese?

Lust4Life

Limburger or feta imo.


Q: Big plans for teh weekend?

spacecoyote

A:nothing too strenuous, a few nice bottles of vino methinks

Q: and u?

Lust4Life

A barbecue on Monday. not much else.

Q will there be wine involved????

spacecoyote

A: its always better when theres wine involved!!!!

Q: so what are you cooking for me?

takola

A. I'm not cooking for ya.

Q. Why does it always piss rain on the days I've to go to town?

Lust4Life

Cuz yer supposed to be singing that Roger Daltry song at the top of your lungs...
LOOOOOOOVE Rain on MEEEEEEEEE!


Q: Why am I such an old soul?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Your addiction to internet p0rn hasaged your soul

Q. can i have some cake?

takola

A. No get your own!

Q. Will you miss me when I'm gone?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Nope!!!

Q. Will you miss me when im gone?

//Logs off!!!

Lust4Life

Always.



Q: can I have some cake too?

boneless

I always miss you when you are gone.

Will there be room for my collection of panties in hell?

Jules

unfortuatly no, you have to choose 5 of your favourite pairs!!!


why cant i stop smiling, even when it raining outside!?

Lust4Life

I duuno. You haven't PM'd me details!



Q: so will ya?

Jules

maybe, maybe not!!!


is the question, what is the answer?

Lust4Life

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind.



Q: It's not raining here, why's it raining there?

boneless

Because we are bold and the angels are crying.

Can I bring the panties with the kittens on them to hell?

takola

A. NO! you know I hate those panties bones!

Q. When will you get over your kitten infatuation and realize I was made for you??

Lust4Life

I don't think so.

Q: Have you mentioned any of this to your parole officer?



Edit: Ah, I was late, but that just makes my post more amusing!!!!

boneless

He can't talk at the moment... and he's "tied up"...

(Takola... I have little puppy ones too...)


Is it wrong to feel attracted towards magnets?

spacecoyote

A: Only if you're polar opposites!

Q: Do you feel lucky punk?

Lust4Life

long as ya don't kiss them!



Q: Why does everybody speak youpereese here in Wisconsin?