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Q & A Thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: cos they think its quirky?

    Q: Who would win in a fight, A midget on stilts or a one legged flamingo?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    my money's on the midget! Don't tell Marts I'm gambling! He'll spank me!

    Q: he would spank me, wouldn't he?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    only if you say please and yes sir!!!!


    can he spank me too!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I'm sure he'd spank anything female in his presence!

    Q are you within his reach?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Good God. Teh Lusteh Laydeez are insatiable!
    I bet ye have pr0n collections too!
    Little minxs.....

    Do ye have pr0n?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    We don't need it. We've got all of you!;)


    Q: Will ya miss me when I'm gone?



    Time to shower, call my dad and hopefully bring him home from the hospital!!! I hope, I hope! Wish us luck!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: thoughts of u in shower will def have us missing u!!!
    68835099_ab69711cbb.jpg

    Q: shower or bath?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    lolz!!!!! Shower, deffinitely!
    Well, My dad will remain in the hospital today. Boo hoo!!!!!!


    Q: And you? Shower or bath???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    Sorry to hear it!

    Shower all the way for me, and shower ftw when they are inhabited by ladies!!!!

    Q: Bootsy Collins or George Clinton?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Listening to george Benson at the moment! (Down here on The ground all time fav!) Bootsie is good, but Clinton FTW!


    Q Jazz fan as well??? See? it's kismet!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: More of a soulman *cue sax solo* but i have been known to enjoy to a little jazz (nice album called "The Philadelphia Experiment" is worth checking out. Trio made up of a classical musician, a jazz man & a hip-hop drummer got together to make some very nice experimental stuff!!!) Find some jazz a little hard going though!

    Q: Do all the women in my life talk of kismet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Could be it's just you're the ideal man for too many women! You loveable you!


    Q: love the blues as I do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: But of course, love sticking on a little Miles and relaxing with a cold drink!!!

    Q: have you ever heard the Country Got Soul compilations?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Nope. Worth a search? Ruu turned me on to a good CD last night.


    Q: I do come here for the music, don't I?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    i think you come for the music just as much as i do!!! :)

    Yeah country got soul compilations are really nice. best way to describe it is soulful/blues/country

    tracklist for Volume 1:
    1. Larry Jon Wilson - Sheldon Churchyard
    2. Razzy - I Hate Hate
    3. Charlie Rich - Hey Good Lookin
    4. Eddie Hinton - Come Running Back To You
    5. Tony Joe White - Did Somebody Make A Fool Out Of You
    6. Travis Wammack - You Better Move On
    7. Donnie Fritts - Short End Of The Stick
    8. Delaney & Bonnie - We Can Love
    9. Reuben Howell - Funny How Time Slips Away
    10. Jim Ford - I- m Gonna Make You Love Me
    11. George Soule - Get Involved
    12. Sandra Rhodes - Where's Your Love Been
    13. Johnny Daye - Stay Baby Stay
    14. Bobby Hatfield - The Feeling Is Right
    15. Dann Penn - If Love was Money

    and volume 2:
    1. High Sheriff Of Calhoun Parish - Tony Joe White
    2. Sowed Love And Reaped The Heartache - Sandra Rhodes
    3. Soul Deep - Wayne Carson
    4. Black Widow Blues - Townes Van Zandt
    5. Ohoopee River Bottomland - Larry Jon Wilson
    6. Big Country Blues - Shirl Milete
    7. Harland Country - Jim Ford
    8. Fancy - Bobbie Gentry
    9. I Can't Be Me - Eddie Hinton
    10. Easy Evil - Travis Wammack
    11. Muscle Shoals - Donnie Fritts
    12. Stonehead Blues - Eric Quincy Tate
    13. Corner Of Spit And Whittle - Rob Galbraith
    14. Your Kind Of Kindness - Bonnie Bramlett
    15. Heavy Duty - Dan Penn & Chuck Prophet


    Q: Are you talkin to me? I don't see anyone else in here, so you must be talkin to me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    looks like an older compilation. Wonder if it's "Out There" today.
    My Dad has bobbie Gentry Albums! :) You're an ould soul too!


    Q: Isn't this why boards is so addictive?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Indeed it is...


    Will there be jazz in hell?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Not sure, but I'll bet there will be Limboing in Limbo!


    Q Have you ever done the Limbo?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Not with the state my back is in....

    Have you ever watched an eagle soaring high in the sky on a windless, hot afternoon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    yes, i then snuck into his nest and ate his young (i can;t help it, im a coyote)

    Q: Did you ever see the family guy episode when peter ended up boneless?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    He became me??? I missed that...


    Did he enjoy my body?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    not as much as i did!!!!

    will i be busy in work tonight?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    the really depends

    what do you work as?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    tonight matthew im going to be.... oh wait no
    vet nurse in a small practice and also in UCD


    what do you do?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I scare small children and herd chickens at the weekends.


    Will there be chickens in hell?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    A theres no such thing as hell. unless you count Dublin.

    Q why do bad things happen good people


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Because bad people know all the angles so they can avoid trouble.


    Dublin is hell?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    A Hell is anywhere I am. I'm in Dublin at the moment.

    Q Should I go around to my mates house, go the gym, or sit in all night chain smoking while spamming the nest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    The latter... I can't go out tonight so I need company spamming.

    Will I start on the whisky or the wine?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. vodka


    Q. tequila? or is it too early


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