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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Because I'm going to hell.

    Scrambled eggs any one????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Yeah you forgot to tell me!
    Ugh, I have a migraine. I need some TLC.

    Who will give me some TLC?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I would but I don't think you'd be comfortable with my type of TLC....

    Will hell be full of lots of famous people?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Ah christ, I do feel sick. Must be nausea.

    Should I go home?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,954 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: yes you should go home & yes hell is full of famous people, read the book, I, Lucifer it will explain why

    Q: what ever happened to whoopi goldberg?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. I have no idea but she was cool!

    Q. You must be very tired now after all that hard work? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Yes... an egg whisk is hell on the wrists...

    Will you help me to put the cats out tonight?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. You know I'm not a big fan of cats so no!

    Q. What are you up to? Apart from using the whisk!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I'm up to about 12.98...

    Will you help me to put out the dogs then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    A. I suppose so

    Q. Why do you want me to help you?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,954 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    he knows you're good with animals!!!

    Q: when is the next new moon?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    A: Whenever you pull down your pants.

    Q: Are all the sparrows dead?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    air polution
    the day before the equinox

    so who's your boyfriend?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Is that a cheesy chat up line?

    Q. Got any more? It was pretty good!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. I do believe you have a good one now hail, unless you chickened out.

    Q. Is avoiding/ignoring me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Who's ignoring you? Me?

    Q. I think I lost my puppy in this cheap motel, will you help me look for him?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭Merrick


    A: Yeah OK

    Q: What does it look like?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    6ft tall, athlectic, bl....oh wait, thats another dog:p


    Q. Is it sad that I laughed at that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. yup.

    Q. Does this hankey smell like chloroform to you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭Merrick


    A: Yep.

    Q: How long will the effects last?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. Depends


    Q. So chimp, how long?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    well, I awoke after 3 mounths
    and my opinions haven't change
    twas a horrible mistreatment and abuse of power

    will there be justice?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    and the lord said ...And Justice For All

    what does that mean?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    God was exexuted for the fall of man

    Is that a dodge?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    no, it's a duck

    you never could tell the difference, could you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    stand my own ground

    do you have any?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Coffee? Absolutely!

    Q: Want some?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    no milk

    should I drink it black?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    only if it's chocolate.


    Q: So everyone's at the pub then?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I wasn't invited


    should I take a walk?


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