Names for bodily parts

Tom Dunne · 31-08-2006 04:04PM #1

Had a hilarious conversation with someone about naming bodily parts. He named his wife's breasts The Clintons. Bill and Hillary. As the tone of the conversation spiralled downwards (no pun intended) you can guess what was called Chelsea. When I enquired as to his own naming convention, he referred to it as His Lordship.

So anyone else got mad names for,erm, 'things'?

Feral Mutant · 31-08-2006 04:11PM

Haven't nicknamed anything myself but it does make me think of the 'That 70's Show' quote.

Kelso wrote:

Hey, guess which part of my body I nicknamed Pink Floyd

Karl Hungus · 31-08-2006 04:11PM

The octagon!

Kiera · 31-08-2006 04:12PM

My boobs are “the girls” and whether you’re a girl or boy “down there” is your “peepee”

LadyJ · 31-08-2006 04:16PM

Mr. Winky!

Nah,usually I'd refer to my partner's eh...bit...as "Little/mini (insert name of current boyfriend here)".

I feel it keeps them in their place!

Sofaspud · 31-08-2006 04:19PM

I call mine "my penis".

I know, it's wild and crazy, but that's just me

Dragan · 31-08-2006 04:21PM

Karl Hungus wrote:

The octagon!

Damn you Hungus!!!! What about Professor Noiseworthy as a name for a nut, is that still going?

LadyJ · 31-08-2006 04:23PM

I'm still trying to come up with suitable names for my breasts. They were called John and Paul but that ship has sailed so it's time for a renaming.

Any suggestions welcome!

Agamemnon · 31-08-2006 04:24PM

One of my exes used to call her lower region "my friend", as in "I'm going to get my friend down there pierced".

My own name for my lower part: Cúchulainn.

imeatingchips · 31-08-2006 04:25PM

the diddies are phil and lil (twins from rugrats)

Karl Hungus · 31-08-2006 04:26PM

Dragan wrote:

Damn you Hungus!!!! What about Professor Noiseworthy as a name for a nut, is that still going?

Sorry man, that's taken by my testicles, my left one is James Westfall and my right one is doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

layke · 31-08-2006 04:26PM

Spike

Degsy · 31-08-2006 04:26PM

I simply refer to mine as The Warhammer:D

imeatingchips · 31-08-2006 04:29PM

the flute is:

cyclops, the one eyed monster

(pity its about 4 inches long)

Dragan · 31-08-2006 04:31PM

Karl Hungus wrote:

Sorry man, that's taken by my testicles, my left one is James Westfall and my right one is doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

Double Damn you Hungus ( for some reason i can see an old Adam West episode of Batman finishing up with that line........"tune in next week, same Bat Time, same Bat Channel for part two of Batman vs the Hungus" )

Anywhoo, enough of my waffle....a friend of mine used to call his right nip "Smithy" and i have no idea why.

Dun laoire · 31-08-2006 04:34PM

I named her tits "sinn and fein". She named my flute "lion bar cock" because of all the warts and stuff

LadyJ · 31-08-2006 04:34PM

Gis a shot o' yore superego,wha'?

Ruu_Old · 31-08-2006 04:45PM

LadyJ wrote:

I'm still trying to come up with suitable names for my breasts. They were called John and Paul but that ship has sailed so it's time for a renaming.

Any suggestions welcome!

Your pair is "Cleopatra and Aladdin" according to this.

Mine downstairs is the Ladykiller*.

*'cha right!

manonthemoon · 31-08-2006 04:46PM

head = 'bulb'

LadyJ · 31-08-2006 04:55PM

Ruu wrote:

Your pair is "Cleopatra and Aladdin" according to this.

Mine downstairs is the Ladykiller*.

*'cha right!

Lol,put in my actual name and got Jub Jub and Justin Timberlake!

Package · 31-08-2006 04:59PM

mine is peter,, peter is my friend,, my best friend

Agamemnon · 31-08-2006 05:00PM

LadyJ wrote:

I'm still trying to come up with suitable names for my breasts. They were called John and Paul but that ship has sailed so it's time for a renaming.

Any suggestions welcome!

How about Pinky and Perky? Or if you're very well-endowned, call them Bush and Blair, cos a bigger pair of tits you will not find.

John Mason · 31-08-2006 05:12PM

mine got name georgina by an ex!!!!!!!!!!! it did lead so some very funnys moment as one of his workmate's girlfriend was also called georgina (maybe you had to be there):D

free2fly · 31-08-2006 05:22PM

Ruu wrote:

Your pair is "Cleopatra and Aladdin" according to this.

Mine downstairs is the Ladykiller*.

*'cha right!

Hmmm...mine were Gilbert Grape and Justin Timberlake

I hate Justin Timberlake.

Santa Claus · 31-08-2006 05:33PM

An ex of mine refered to her breast as the girls and for some reason my dangler was known as "Pat" (short for pat kenny because it was a big pr*ck

) and his 2 accomplices were referred to as the Stepchildren.

Degsy · 31-08-2006 05:54PM

Santa Claus wrote:

An ex of mine refered to her breast as the girls and for some reason my dangler was known as "Pat" (short for pat kenny because it was a big pr*ck ) and his 2 accomplices were referred to as the Stepchildren.

Are sure the "Pat" wasnt For Pat Shortt?

DilbertPartII · 31-08-2006 06:10PM

my partner's umm..is called 'junior'...:D

Santa Claus · 31-08-2006 06:21PM

Degsy wrote:

Are sure the "Pat" wasnt For Pat Shortt?

That's you on the naughty list Degsy !!!

Merrick · 31-08-2006 07:24PM

Ruu wrote:

Your pair is "Cleopatra and Aladdin" according to this.

Mine downstairs is the Ladykiller*.

*'cha right!

Hee hee, mine are now called Silicon and Mickey. :rolleyes:

Zascar · 31-08-2006 07:40PM

LadyJ wrote:

I'm still trying to come up with suitable names for my breasts.
Any suggestions welcome!

Mary Kate and Ashley?

dabbler2004 · 31-08-2006 07:42PM

A girl I know refers to her boobs as Kris and Ed, after the two guys she shared....the same intimate moment with!
I don't call my bits anything really except 'bits' although I have heard it referred to as a 'tolly'

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