Names for bodily parts

Tom Dunne

Had a hilarious conversation with someone about naming bodily parts. He named his wife's breasts The Clintons. Bill and Hillary. As the tone of the conversation spiralled downwards (no pun intended) you can guess what was called Chelsea. When I enquired as to his own naming convention, he referred to it as His Lordship.

So anyone else got mad names for,erm, 'things'?

Feral Mutant

Haven't nicknamed anything myself but it does make me think of the 'That 70's Show' quote.

Kelso wrote:

Hey, guess which part of my body I nicknamed Pink Floyd

Karl Hungus

The octagon!

Kiera

My boobs are “the girls” and whether you’re a girl or boy “down there” is your “peepee”

LadyJ

Mr. Winky!

Nah,usually I'd refer to my partner's eh...bit...as "Little/mini (insert name of current boyfriend here)".

I feel it keeps them in their place!

Sofaspud

I call mine "my penis".

I know, it's wild and crazy, but that's just me

Dragan

Karl Hungus wrote:

The octagon!

Damn you Hungus!!!! What about Professor Noiseworthy as a name for a nut, is that still going?

LadyJ

I'm still trying to come up with suitable names for my breasts. They were called John and Paul but that ship has sailed so it's time for a renaming.

Any suggestions welcome!

Agamemnon

One of my exes used to call her lower region "my friend", as in "I'm going to get my friend down there pierced".

My own name for my lower part: Cúchulainn.

imeatingchips

the diddies are phil and lil (twins from rugrats)

Karl Hungus

Dragan wrote:

Damn you Hungus!!!! What about Professor Noiseworthy as a name for a nut, is that still going?

Sorry man, that's taken by my testicles, my left one is James Westfall and my right one is doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

layke

Spike

Degsy

I simply refer to mine as The Warhammer:D

imeatingchips

the flute is:

cyclops, the one eyed monster

(pity its about 4 inches long)

Dragan

Karl Hungus wrote:

Sorry man, that's taken by my testicles, my left one is James Westfall and my right one is doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

Double Damn you Hungus ( for some reason i can see an old Adam West episode of Batman finishing up with that line........"tune in next week, same Bat Time, same Bat Channel for part two of Batman vs the Hungus" )

Anywhoo, enough of my waffle....a friend of mine used to call his right nip "Smithy" and i have no idea why.

Dun laoire

I named her tits "sinn and fein". She named my flute "lion bar cock" because of all the warts and stuff

LadyJ

Gis a shot o' yore superego,wha'?

Ruu_Old

LadyJ wrote:

I'm still trying to come up with suitable names for my breasts. They were called John and Paul but that ship has sailed so it's time for a renaming.

Any suggestions welcome!

Your pair is "Cleopatra and Aladdin" according to this.

Mine downstairs is the Ladykiller*.




*'cha right!

manonthemoon

head = 'bulb'

LadyJ

Ruu wrote:

Your pair is "Cleopatra and Aladdin" according to this.

Mine downstairs is the Ladykiller*.




*'cha right!

Lol,put in my actual name and got Jub Jub and Justin Timberlake!

Package

mine is peter,, peter is my friend,, my best friend

Agamemnon

LadyJ wrote:

I'm still trying to come up with suitable names for my breasts. They were called John and Paul but that ship has sailed so it's time for a renaming.

Any suggestions welcome!

How about Pinky and Perky? Or if you're very well-endowned, call them Bush and Blair, cos a bigger pair of tits you will not find.

John Mason

mine got name georgina by an ex!!!!!!!!!!! it did lead so some very funnys moment as one of his workmate's girlfriend was also called georgina (maybe you had to be there):D

free2fly

Ruu wrote:

Your pair is "Cleopatra and Aladdin" according to this.

Mine downstairs is the Ladykiller*.




*'cha right!

Hmmm...mine were Gilbert Grape and Justin Timberlake I hate Justin Timberlake.

Santa Claus

An ex of mine refered to her breast as the girls and for some reason my dangler was known as "Pat" (short for pat kenny because it was a big pr*ck ) and his 2 accomplices were referred to as the Stepchildren.

Degsy

Santa Claus wrote:

An ex of mine refered to her breast as the girls and for some reason my dangler was known as "Pat" (short for pat kenny because it was a big pr*ck ) and his 2 accomplices were referred to as the Stepchildren.

Are sure the "Pat" wasnt For Pat Shortt?

DilbertPartII

my partner's umm..is called 'junior'...:D

Santa Claus

Degsy wrote:

Are sure the "Pat" wasnt For Pat Shortt?

That's you on the naughty list Degsy !!!

Merrick

Ruu wrote:

Your pair is "Cleopatra and Aladdin" according to this.

Mine downstairs is the Ladykiller*.




*'cha right!

Hee hee, mine are now called Silicon and Mickey. :rolleyes:

Zascar

LadyJ wrote:

I'm still trying to come up with suitable names for my breasts.
Any suggestions welcome!

Mary Kate and Ashley?

dabbler2004

A girl I know refers to her boobs as Kris and Ed, after the two guys she shared....the same intimate moment with!
I don't call my bits anything really except 'bits' although I have heard it referred to as a 'tolly'

Tar.Aldarion

I have no names, I'm ever so boring.

Tar.Aldarion gets Mr. Silicon and Mrs. Silicon in the generator.

Bob the Builder

Degsy wrote:

Are sure the "Pat" wasnt For Pat Shortt?

Pat Kenny is a prick....and Pat is for Pat Shortt
...which means...Shortt Prick...

I personally call mine "Hairy Mickey Ereectus" or just "Mickey". I'll let your imagination run free there....

hairyfairy00

My fiance used to call it his "Wang" , apparently that site says my boobs are "Shanaynay and Chickenfat"

Parsley

Zascar wrote:

Mary Kate and Ashley?

Taken by a big-breasted friend of mine!

Susannahmia

My boobs are called Frankie and Francois!!!:D My friend christend them for me one drunken night.

Trinity

Mary

Terry

LadyJ wrote:

I'm still trying to come up with suitable names for my breasts. They were called John and Paul but that ship has sailed so it's time for a renaming.

Any suggestions welcome!

in honour of the new pope, i name them "Adolf" and Herman".

Tar.Aldarion

I liked when she had one called paul, I wonder which one it was. Righty or lefty, either would be acceptable. Rawr.

The Bollox

LadyJ wrote:

I'm still trying to come up with suitable names for my breasts. They were called John and Paul but that ship has sailed so it's time for a renaming.

Any suggestions welcome!

I would have to see them before I christened them, so giz a flash, luv

daiixi

Edna & Aladdin - according to that website... strange .. never thought to name anything before!

smk135

agamemnon wrote:

Or if you're very well-endowned, call them Bush and Blair, cos a bigger pair of tits you will not find.

haha i like it!!

Black Swan

What was Bill Clinton's "Monica"?

Bob the Builder

Marts wrote:

I would have to see them before I christened them, so giz a flash, luv

i'll christen them if i get a flash

That reminds me of a quote from the comedian Jay London

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.

I call my .. er .. member .. Little John. People should get the Robin Hood reference.. heh heh.

Demetrius

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

What was Bill Clinton's "Monica"?

HarMonica. He played it pretty good I hear, though Sax is always number one for him.

Lust4Life

My Girls are Paris and Nikki!;)

Black Swan

Demetrius wrote:

HarMonica. He played it pretty good I hear, though Sax is always number one for him.

Ha, ha! OK, it's back to Kerry for you!

Crucifix

Longinus/Spear of Destiny
They call it "that which pierces the divine"....god I'm sad