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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    your mouth? No you talk to me afterwards.


    Q: Do I just turn everything to perversion?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Only cuz you know we can handle it.


    Q: Where is our favourite thread????? I've asked the help desk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: It is gone to thread heaven.

    Q: What's our favourite thread again?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    The Post Something about the Poster Before you thread will be back soon!
    They've taken it outside and are beating it like a filthy rug. Once it is all spiffy, it will be back!
    Hooray!


    Q: Aren't you glad I asked?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Yep!

    Q: Doth the lady protest too much?


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    yes.


    Q: what will i eat?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A: I thinketh not.
    A: You'll eat what ever I damn well set before you and you will like it! :)

    Q: So when the Admins sucked that thread from the nest do you think whomever was in it at the time has been sucked into cyber space for eternity?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: They are in the VOID as we speak, never to return!

    Q: Should I leave thinternet cafe any time soon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    depends on if you have the money to feed your addictions.

    Q: do you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Yes, but I'm still gonna leave now.
    Toodles and noodles.

    Q: Will ye all be here when I return?


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ready to be come on to by you again. ;)


    Q: What is the main cause of paedophelia?
    sexy children


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Not sure, but the way you spell it in your country almost makes it look respectable.

    Q: did you see the Round Table thread? I'm in peril! Save me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,954 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: said deed is done

    Q: whrer else is my broadsword needed?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I'd be more than happy to polish it for you, love!


    Q: so how do I get the real sliver out? It smarts!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,954 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: rub a little ice at the sliver to numb it, heat a needle till its hot, break the skin around it and then pull it out with a tweezers

    Q: where will you go, my lovely, where will you go, i wanna know?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Thou doth flatter me in the nicest ways!


    Q: Why the hell am I in America?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Amerigo Vespucci (1454-1512) was an Italian explorer who was the first person to realize that the Americas were separate from the continent of Asia. America was named for him in 1507

    http://www.enchantedlearning.com/explorers/namerica.shtml



    who will take me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,954 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: thar b a ship they say, with a captain whoes name cannot be spoken who sails a course which no-one knows. For the price of a golden farthing, he will make the trip

    Q: is there no justice in the world?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    apparently not!


    Q: Why am I missing parts to my kitchen grinder?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,954 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    it sounds like devilment is afoot

    Q: if x+y=7 and 2x-y=5, what do x & y equal?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    123

    Q: ever have Ground Balogna and ground pickles mixed with mayonaise?
    Yummy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    tuna yes

    what does this botton do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    no.... not that one!!


    why did i buy a web cam today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,954 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A: Do i really need to answer that question

    Q: where do goldfish go when they die?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    down the toilet...


    how are you sexy man!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A) I' fine and dandy love!!

    Q) Agus tu fein?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    haploid


    when will the heat break?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    boneless wrote:
    A) I' fine and dandy love!!

    Q) Agus tu fein?

    taim ceart go leor!!!


    when it gets cold!!!!

    why dont i clean my room!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,954 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    just cause

    Q: why would you doubt it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    cant but doubt myself!


    what are u wearing?


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