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  • #842
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Presumably the same amount as the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    Q: Isn't wood a funny word?


  • #843
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    aye, in referene to my penis.

    Q: what other funny references to my body can you make?


  • #844
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    A: Not having seen your body, no accurate ones.

    Q: Is it worth a look?


  • #845
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A. He's a scrawny Lad but he's kinda cute.


    Q: Chocolate or homemade cheesecake?


  • #846
    county
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    A,cheesecake for sre
    Q,hairy chest,yay or nay?


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  • #847
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A. Much better than a hairy back, that's for sure! Just a little but not too much.
    I make an awesome homemade cheesecake.

    Q: Will anyone catch the mouse that was roving about my desk all day at work?
    Eek!!! (Stupid Security Guards are bigger Wusses than me!)


  • #848
    county
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    A,i hope you catch it
    *Security Guards in the hospital:eek: wtf*
    Q,mashed potatoes or roast potatoes?


  • #849
    Caryatnid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 555 ✭✭✭Caryatnid


    A. No. But you will kill him by setting a trap using the cheesecake trap.

    Q. Have you ever seen Debbie Does Dallas?


  • #850
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A. County, I love both!
    A. Caryatnid, No.

    Q: should I just name the mouse Spacecoyote and let him run beneath my desk all day then?;)


  • #851
    county
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    A,yes,but will you be wearing knickers?
    Q,smoker or non smoker?


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  • #852
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Eek! Makes me admit to my addictions!

    Q: Like my new sig?


  • #853
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. NON-smoker
    A. Yes *checks sig*

    I quit smoking about 2 years ago, would never go back to it!

    Q. Stay in vs go out


  • #854
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A: Go Out! (I am in way too often!)


    Q: Silk or satin?


  • #855
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    A. Victoria Secret's silk boxers

    Q. You?


  • #856
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yes, silk as well - the cat tends to shed on satin!


    Q: Do you have any pets?


  • #857
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    A. Grew up with an Arab colt and a Great Dane, but alas, now petless.:(

    Q. You?


  • #858
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    One Useless female Cat. We Vie for position of Queen of the House. She needs to go!:D


    Q: Likes riding horses then? (I grew up riding horses - haven't for some time tho)


  • #859
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    A. English, western, and my favourite, bareback.

    Q. You?


  • #860
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A. Ditto!

    Q: ever fall off?


  • #861
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    A. Are you kidding! Been thrown a bunch. Colt was fisty especially after he turned 2. Soft broke him.

    Q. You?


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  • #862
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A: Yes, once riding drunk! it was comical for those watching. I slowly went clock-wise until I fell off!


    Q: Do you think I learned my lesson?


  • #863
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    A. Yes. When you ride and drink now, you include a song or two...

    Q. Getting another band together?


  • #864
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Not a new one. The same loveable bunch. If only to record our greatest hits for posterity.


    Q: What kind of music do you like best?


  • #865
    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    A. I enjoy some Dance music thrown in with a bit of hardhouse

    Q. What music do you enjoy?


  • #866
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Filthy, durty, gorey, brutally heavy metal.

    Q: Will these contact lens ever sit comfortably in my eyes and will I be able to see by the end of the night?


  • #867
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    A. No, becuase at that stage you probably will be pissed, so you won't be able to see anyway.


    Q. Glasses or contacts


  • #868
    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    neither. I'm a happy two eyes!

    Do you believe contacts are suitable for Kharn


  • #869
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    No, I prefer glasses, but they're broken and I'm waiting for new ones.
    Incidently, I'm working, not drinking...

    When will these piss-heads go to bed and let me get some bloody work done?


  • #870
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A: The customer is always right. Ignore them and work any way.


    Q: bad night at work?


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  • #871
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Wedding. I can't start work till they're gone, I have to do the accounting and the tills are still active as long as they're here (and drinking).

    Q: Will tomorrow be any better?


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