Q & A Thread

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Nightwish was a little slow on the uptake, but everyone else knows you're perverted!

Q. How does it feel?

Jules

now i could get banned for answering that question!!!!

Where have you been Mr!?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. I've been in hiding... my stalker has been doing so weird stuff... Not just the usual sending me naked piictures of herseld but some wierd crazy stuff.

Q. Where have you been?

Jules

working my hiney off, looking after the little furry animals!!!!

where do you go when your offline, and are you coming to november beers?

Jack B. Badd

Never and possibly.

Are all teddybears male?

Lust4Life

Not sure, but we have one named John.


Q: What did you do today? Anything exciting?

Jack B. Badd

I...um, no actually, nothing exciting

To the batcave for mid-evening mischief?

Lust4Life

Well, here in America it is afternoon, but mischief is mischief.


Q: Got that Lint under control yet?

Jack B. Badd

I put an upsidedown glass over it. I think it's suffocating!

I'm an evil b*tch, aren't I?

Lust4Life

You fit right in here then! Good idea on the glass!



Q: Do you watch McGyver for such ideas?

Jack B. Badd

Surprisingly no, I just seem to have a natural ability for finding interesting methods of torturing small furry creatures.

Is McGyver the sexiest person on the planet, with that hairdo?

Lust4Life

Actually i think John Stamos has the same do these days as McGyver. Not bad for an old fella.


Q: What took you so long to find TCN?

Matt Holck

there was this ball of yarn but it rolled down the mountain
and bounced through the trees. Then the wind picked it and blow it through the dusky alleys where a cat swallowed the end and passed the other down the drain pipes
and I followed it the wrong way

Do you have a quarter?

Demetrius

For you my friend I have a roll of 'em.

Given the choice of Haagen-Daas and Viennetta, which would you choose?

Lust4Life

Hmmmm. Both are quite pricey. Perhaps Vienetta. It just looks so pretty.


Q: Why is it so hard to find good help these days?

Matt Holck

because good help will argue with you
mediorce help will do what you say

what kind of milkshake do you want?

boneless

Beer milkshake


Q) Why is my hand shaking again?

Jules

prolly cuz you were out on the piss again last night!

whyy are you not going to beers tonight??

boneless

A) Doctors orders... and I wasn't on the pish last night...

Q) Have I got a cute bum or what?

Jules

what!!!


did seb give you a case of the scratchies again????

boneless

A)

Q) Do all women do that or was this one special?

Doomspell

A. It's really hit and miss


Q. Do you like it when we do?

Jules

of course he does he's a boy!!!!

i think i will hang up my stalking boots what ya think?

i feel a bout of femininity coming on, think its the Knights Forum thats doing it!

boneless

A) Life without Jules stalking would be unbearable....

Q) What is your favourite Indian meal?

Doomspell

A. Anything hot and spicy


Q. Whats your favourite Chinese meal?

boneless

A) chow Mein....

Q) Would you marry me if I offered you loads of cash?

Doomspell

A. I'd marry you anyway;)



Q. Why do you think you'd need to add in loads of cash?

boneless

A) You haven't met me then...

Q) Where do babies really come from?

takola

A. They're delivered to their parents by Storks!!

Q. Where is Seb hiding?

tSubh Dearg

A: He had to change his name cause he's in the witness protection programme.

Q: Where has my "All Aboard" record featuring such classics as The Laughing Policeman and Right Said Fred (the song not the band) vanished to?