Guilty pleasures

Fanny Cradock · 21-08-2006 11:33PM #1

Whether it's owning all the series of Star Trek on video/dvd, putting Neil Dimond's stirring rendition of "Rebel in blue jeans" on loop or sniffing your collogues seat (I'm assuming female here) when they're on a smoke break, I was wondering what peoples guilty/embarrasing (possibly even socially unacceptable) pleasures are?

After tonight's episode, mine has to be Celebrity Love Island. Also rubbing up against people in crowded trains. I gest at the last one...or do I?

InFront · 21-08-2006 11:35PM

do they have to be legal?

I think that fat people falling over is funny, but I do feel guilty for it...

Karoma · 21-08-2006 11:35PM

Mine is finding the personal details of AH posters, and hunting them as human prey.

GrumPy · 21-08-2006 11:36PM

InFront wrote:

do they have to be legal?

no.

InFront · 21-08-2006 11:38PM

in that case...

getting free luas into town without paying

Oo

Sangre · 21-08-2006 11:39PM

paedophilia

Reaver772 · 21-08-2006 11:39PM

Sticking road-kill in a cardboard box and mailing it to PETA

Fanny Cradock · 21-08-2006 11:39PM

yes, man is the most dangerous and satisfying of prey.

there are no rules to this thread... they can be legal or otherwise!

and that should be "jest" in my first post

Wickla in Blaa · 21-08-2006 11:41PM

InFront wrote:

do they have to be legal?

I think that fat people falling over is funny, but I do feel guilty for it...

Thats awful!!!!

.... but if they were old, LMAO

Tar.Aldarion · 22-08-2006 12:35AM

Jerking off, the sin.

I confess every sunday though.

6th · 22-08-2006 12:41AM

jerking off while taking a free trip on the luas into town and looking at old fat people falling as i pass.

22-08-2006 12:41AM

Fanny Cradock wrote:

sniffing your collogues seat (I'm assuming female here) when they're on a smoke break

:eek: You perv!! That’s sick! I’d hate to be your workmate

Pleasures other than the obvious, Eddie rockets and I own sex and the city and friend's box set's so watching them with a bottle of rose wine!

Nightwish · 22-08-2006 12:46AM

Having an entire tub of Ben and Jerrys Phish Food all to myself while watching Law and Order Criminal Intent or The West Wing.

Watching parents of horrible little kids being all worn out and exasperated. Its funny.

Proving idiots wrong. Especially in work.

Ruu_Old · 22-08-2006 12:49AM

Something similar to mine Nightwish re: the horrible kids thing, except not only do I laugh at other peoples misfortune but I wish, I really wish something unfortunate would happen to some people, (not seriously hurt but something like knocking over a stack of plates in a shop or some such by accident).

I'm a terrible person.

The_Minister · 22-08-2006 12:49AM

Two blind tourists (American) walking along Grafton street, repeatedly hitting into the poles that line it at the end. Then the man snots himself on a lampost and goes flying on his back. His wife walks on for a second, then turns back, poking with her cane to find him. That was funny.

drunkenfool · 22-08-2006 12:54AM

bestiality, there are times when i look at my dog and the way it shakes its behind, how would it ...??

older women, as in 60s 70s
younger women

L31mr0d · 22-08-2006 12:57AM

I secretly look at planes flying over head and fold my arms and nod my head at them (like in I Dream Of Jeannie) and expect them to explode... they never do

InFront · 22-08-2006 12:59AM

Not laughing until The Minister said "(American)", sorry...:o

a friend of mine left her Sudoku book here at my house when she was visiting a fornight ago, and Ive just used it up on her. Not too guilty mind you, she did all the hard ones. Im not sure I have any really guilty pleasures. Most things you feel guilty about cant genuinely be called pleasure...

The_Minister · 22-08-2006 01:01AM

Just remembered I am wearing a pair of Tesco-Value jeans as I type this. And I like them.

spanner · 22-08-2006 01:10AM

having the old allied Irish on my lunch break in work and smelling my on farts and getting a kick out of it

weemcd · 22-08-2006 02:02AM

Ripping the complete piss out of someone i know vaguely with my mates and reviling in my own feeling of disdain towards them, criticising everything they do even though I don't know a thing about them... (hopefully when they are in the same room/building just out of hearing range)

that and listening to bursts of popular music.

Terry · 22-08-2006 02:29AM

i feel no guilt about anything ever.
to hell with other people. oh, i also like restoring deleted posts.

Fanny Cradock · 22-08-2006 03:01AM

coolsmileygirl wrote:

:eek: You perv!! That’s sick! I’d hate to be your workmate

actually, you are my work mate! *SNIFFFFF*

(just to clear something up, i don't sniff, rub, own any start trek dvds or am in any way affiliated with neil dimond)

InFront wrote:

a friend of mine left her Sudoku book here at my house when she was visiting a fornight ago, and Ive just used it up on her.

you fiend!

22-08-2006 07:21AM

Swiss chocolate.

Pigman II · 22-08-2006 07:38AM

Killing kittens

xxx jack · 22-08-2006 07:49AM

Sangre wrote:

paedophilia

ur a sick ****in **** u should be banned for puttin up a post like that
hay monitors why ye letting dirty ****in **** like that put up posts

Archeron · 22-08-2006 08:56AM

I get a kick out of finding out about new illnesses that could wipe out humanity and then firing details of them (and a small sample if possible) into space in the hope that alien overlords will find them and use them against us.

Sangre · 22-08-2006 12:28PM

xxx jack wrote:

ur a sick ****in **** u should be banned for puttin up a post like that
hay monitors why ye letting dirty ****in **** like that put up posts

Well I did say it was a guilty pleasure

Mrs_Doyle · 22-08-2006 12:35PM

My best pal and I decided to go healthy, we created a big healthy eating plan, and we took up aerobics.
We were so good... publicly!
Every Thursday, after aerobics, we would go back to her house and order a Chinese take away - in secret! Ha, it was the best tasting thing ever, I think the naughtiness added to the flavour.
Whenever we went on a 'healthy' walk, we would order a big bag of chips and tell ourselves we deserved it for being so good - Hee Hee hee!

trilo · 22-08-2006 12:52PM

telling my sister she looks awlful in what ever way..her hair, makeup, clothes etc.. it drives her demented and then we have to be pulled apart for fighting...rofl

Giblet · 22-08-2006 12:58PM

xxx jack wrote:

ur a sick ****in **** u should be banned for puttin up a post like that
hay monitors why ye letting dirty ****in **** like that put up posts

BECAUSE WE DON'T WORK FOR 24 HOURS

Jesus.

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