Guilty pleasures

Fanny Cradock

Whether it's owning all the series of Star Trek on video/dvd, putting Neil Dimond's stirring rendition of "Rebel in blue jeans" on loop or sniffing your collogues seat (I'm assuming female here) when they're on a smoke break, I was wondering what peoples guilty/embarrasing (possibly even socially unacceptable) pleasures are?

After tonight's episode, mine has to be Celebrity Love Island. Also rubbing up against people in crowded trains. I gest at the last one...or do I?

InFront

do they have to be legal?

I think that fat people falling over is funny, but I do feel guilty for it...

Karoma

Mine is finding the personal details of AH posters, and hunting them as human prey.

GrumPy

InFront wrote:

do they have to be legal?

no.

InFront

in that case...

getting free luas into town without paying

Oo

Sangre

paedophilia

Reaver772

Sticking road-kill in a cardboard box and mailing it to PETA

Fanny Cradock

yes, man is the most dangerous and satisfying of prey.

there are no rules to this thread... they can be legal or otherwise!

and that should be "jest" in my first post

Wickla in Blaa

InFront wrote:

do they have to be legal?

I think that fat people falling over is funny, but I do feel guilty for it...

Thats awful!!!!

.... but if they were old, LMAO

Tar.Aldarion

Jerking off, the sin.
I confess every sunday though.

6th

jerking off while taking a free trip on the luas into town and looking at old fat people falling as i pass.

Fanny Cradock

Fanny Cradock wrote:

sniffing your collogues seat (I'm assuming female here) when they're on a smoke break

:eek: You perv!! That’s sick! I’d hate to be your workmate

Pleasures other than the obvious, Eddie rockets and I own sex and the city and friend's box set's so watching them with a bottle of rose wine!

Nightwish

Having an entire tub of Ben and Jerrys Phish Food all to myself while watching Law and Order Criminal Intent or The West Wing.

Watching parents of horrible little kids being all worn out and exasperated. Its funny.

Proving idiots wrong. Especially in work.

Ruu_Old

Something similar to mine Nightwish re: the horrible kids thing, except not only do I laugh at other peoples misfortune but I wish, I really wish something unfortunate would happen to some people, (not seriously hurt but something like knocking over a stack of plates in a shop or some such by accident). I'm a terrible person.

The_Minister

Two blind tourists (American) walking along Grafton street, repeatedly hitting into the poles that line it at the end. Then the man snots himself on a lampost and goes flying on his back. His wife walks on for a second, then turns back, poking with her cane to find him. That was funny.

drunkenfool

bestiality, there are times when i look at my dog and the way it shakes its behind, how would it ...??

older women, as in 60s 70s
younger women

L31mr0d

I secretly look at planes flying over head and fold my arms and nod my head at them (like in I Dream Of Jeannie) and expect them to explode... they never do

InFront

Not laughing until The Minister said "(American)", sorry...:o

a friend of mine left her Sudoku book here at my house when she was visiting a fornight ago, and Ive just used it up on her. Not too guilty mind you, she did all the hard ones. Im not sure I have any really guilty pleasures. Most things you feel guilty about cant genuinely be called pleasure...

The_Minister

Just remembered I am wearing a pair of Tesco-Value jeans as I type this. And I like them.

spanner

having the old allied Irish on my lunch break in work and smelling my on farts and getting a kick out of it

weemcd

Ripping the complete piss out of someone i know vaguely with my mates and reviling in my own feeling of disdain towards them, criticising everything they do even though I don't know a thing about them... (hopefully when they are in the same room/building just out of hearing range)

that and listening to bursts of popular music.

Terry

i feel no guilt about anything ever.
to hell with other people. oh, i also like restoring deleted posts.

Fanny Cradock

coolsmileygirl wrote:

:eek: You perv!! That’s sick! I’d hate to be your workmate

actually, you are my work mate! *SNIFFFFF*

(just to clear something up, i don't sniff, rub, own any start trek dvds or am in any way affiliated with neil dimond)

InFront wrote:

a friend of mine left her Sudoku book here at my house when she was visiting a fornight ago, and Ive just used it up on her.

you fiend!

Black Swan

Swiss chocolate.

Pigman II

Killing kittens

xxx jack

Sangre wrote:

paedophilia

ur a sick ****in **** u should be banned for puttin up a post like that
hay monitors why ye letting dirty ****in **** like that put up posts

Archeron

I get a kick out of finding out about new illnesses that could wipe out humanity and then firing details of them (and a small sample if possible) into space in the hope that alien overlords will find them and use them against us.

Sangre

xxx jack wrote:

ur a sick ****in **** u should be banned for puttin up a post like that
hay monitors why ye letting dirty ****in **** like that put up posts

Well I did say it was a guilty pleasure

Mrs_Doyle

My best pal and I decided to go healthy, we created a big healthy eating plan, and we took up aerobics.
We were so good... publicly!
Every Thursday, after aerobics, we would go back to her house and order a Chinese take away - in secret! Ha, it was the best tasting thing ever, I think the naughtiness added to the flavour.
Whenever we went on a 'healthy' walk, we would order a big bag of chips and tell ourselves we deserved it for being so good - Hee Hee hee!

trilo

telling my sister she looks awlful in what ever way..her hair, makeup, clothes etc.. it drives her demented and then we have to be pulled apart for fighting...rofl

Giblet

xxx jack wrote:

ur a sick ****in **** u should be banned for puttin up a post like that
hay monitors why ye letting dirty ****in **** like that put up posts

BECAUSE WE DON'T WORK FOR 24 HOURS


Jesus.

gustavo

Having absolutely no sense of work ethic.
I'd be delighted if there was nothing to do in work most days!

Terry

xxx jack wrote:

ur a sick ****in **** u should be banned for puttin up a post like that
hay monitors why ye letting dirty ****in **** like that put up posts

it's called a joke.

now you have been banned for personal abuse.

exCrumlinBoyo

Sorry for being off topic but pedophilia in no joking matter. Ask any kids who have been abused; ask them if they found it funny?

Terry

in the context of this thread, it was humourous.
sick? yes. but it was meant as a joke. end of discussion.

Busterpuss

wantin to smack the chops off sophie anderton in love island

Deer

Being paid to work but looking up stupid things on the internet all day.

Picking up strangers in nightclubs and making them cry.

exCrumlinBoyo

I see dead people and provoke and antagonize them… its fun.

sceptre

Nightwish wrote:

Having an entire tub of Ben and Jerrys Phish Food all to myself while watching Law and Order Criminal Intent or The West Wing.

That's not a guilty pleasure. That's my Thursday evening.

connundrum

Nothing better than seeing scumbags do away with each other.

Distribute more guns in the appropriate areas I say, maybe they'll finish the job off.

Apart from that, I do enjoy a sneaky double mocha with extra toppings on my 3.30 break :cool:

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Deer wrote:

Picking up strangers in nightclubs and making them cry.

Wow... you must be really strong!!!

My guilty pleasure... Guinness, as I always do something when im drunk that i feel guilty about the next morning!

Hellm0

probably my addiction to heroin

dr.bollocko

Yeah, Ill say his addiction to heroin too.

Hellm0

Its all fun and games until I mug you to pay for the smack

Burning Eclipse

Fanny Cradock wrote:

Whether it's owning all the series of Star Trek on video/dvd, putting Neil Dimond's stirring rendition of "Rebel in blue jeans" on loop or sniffing your collogues seat (I'm assuming female here) when they're on a smoke break, I was wondering what peoples guilty/embarrasing (possibly even socially unacceptable) pleasures are?

After tonight's episode, mine has to be Celebrity Love Island. Also rubbing up against people in crowded trains. I gest at the last one...or do I?

It's "Forever in Blue Jeans".... not rebel.... There's guilty pleasure for you

dr.bollocko

Do people really sniff their colleagues seats?
Pfffftttt....!!!???
Why?
Is it a trick they learned from their dogs or something?

Deer

I'm now sniffing my seat - I can't smell anything. Well that's what showers are good for I suppose!

dr.bollocko

No I meant ppl sniffing other ppls seats. Why would u sniff your own seat? Thats degrading for you and for the seat.

Deer

How is it degrading for me? People sniff their armpits don't they?:D

dr.bollocko

I dunno if antlers smell or not.

Hellm0

I have often wondered if women knew how good they smelled....now I know