Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

"Toughest Men on Planet Earth" (apparently)

2»

Comments

  • Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Miles Long wrote:
    That's exactly what I'm getting at Colum.
    :) sorry missed that.

    It's more than likely the people who blackbelt magazine want to promote. They're mostly people who contribute to the magazine. It's kinda funny actually.

    Ou est Fedor? I'm pretty sure Fedor at his peak (say yesterday) would animal through any of those guys. Possibly all of them at once. On the street. In a ring. In a cage. Anywhere.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 695 ✭✭✭judomick


    if its tough in the physical fighting sense, shaw, mclean or anyone on that list wouldnt last 5 minutes with any top level MMA fighter or Boxer, Fedor,Hatton, Calzaghe, Klitchko, Chuck, Minotauro, Cro Cop, Silva, etc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,639 ✭✭✭john kavanagh


    Baggio... wrote:
    But; You can't really ever put that to the test.

    well obviously not those exact fighters. but take a look at someone like tank abbot. imo he would've empty shaw or mclean whatever the rules plus he has legit wrestling skills which neither of them had however anytime he fights a skilled guy like Smith, Belfort, Yoshida, Mir etc it didn't matter how much of a tough street fighter he was.
    Baggio... wrote:
    but it would be interesting just too see what appraoch they would take, etc.

    i think the approach is obvious.

    for a grappler - it would look like the countless youtube videos - start standing, clinch then ground then g'n'p and/or submission

    for a good striker (k1 fighter) - it would be swift KO

    remember all the hype about kimbo the toughest street fighter out there?? i remember all the threads from guys about what he would do to a trained fighter etc etc.... then he fights an overweight cop who trains MMA on a part time basis and...well as i'm not into the whole anecdotal 'he said she said' evidence watch it here

    ah yes the mythical 'hard' man


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Just to put a different view on things…. I remember when I was 16 I was walking down the street with a mate of mine. We had been out for a spot of drinking on the sly and were very merry. We ran into a group of guys from school who it turned out wanted to give me mate a hiding because he was a Traveller. I only got a ew few knocks and was then held down, but they seemed to want to do a number on my mate.

    Everytime they would stop he would start getting up, laughing to himself and covered in blood. This happened maybe three of four times, and he took some awful shots while he was down, but still he kept getting up!!!

    He couldn't fight to save his life…..picking on this guy was like picking on a 12 year old girl, especially with 4 of them smacking him about and 2 holding me down, but either way he would always be coming back up and chuckling to himself.

    Eventually the lads got freaked and legged it. THAT was the toughest thing I ever saw.

    And he couldn't fight worth a crap….. And still can't!!!! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,085 ✭✭✭Baggio...


    for a good striker (k1 fighter) - it would be swift KO

    Hi John,

    I'd actually agree with you in general - a good competition fighter should be able to take out a street-fighter of the same level (although I feel there are exceptions to every rule). Don't know the Abbot guy tbh – my competition knowlege is pretty poor.

    The only thing a street fighter would have over the comp. fighter is the element of suprise, and a few dirty shots (any decent S.F should always have the first shot by taking it on the sly).

    What do you think the chances of recovery are for someone who gets clocked square in the jaw by a big SOB, who also knew how to hit? Then continued to keep firing shots to the head. Assume it was on the street, so it's more of a mill-up rather than an actual match. Let's also assume his first shot was pretty perfect (you can even say it was between two comp. fighters).

    I remember getting hit a few times on the door (at that stage I was not really switched on). But I always recovered – I was never hit by anyone that knew how to hit, plus there were other guys there to help you out if you got into trouble. Reckon if I got a good shot from a boxer (or a biggish dude) on the jaw, I'd be down like a sack of spuds seeing stars (although I'd try my best to keep going:o ).

    Cheers,

    B.

    Alas, I 'aing got Broadband so I can't watch the youtube stuff - Good old "Eirscum":mad: .


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,441 ✭✭✭Killme00


    398px-NorrisAsWalker.jpg

    Now this guy would kick MR Ts ass


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,799 ✭✭✭Clive


    Aron Ralston (the dude who cut off his arm with a penknife) springs to mind as "tough".

    Also the top ten actually says in the accompanying text that it's excluding MMA fighters.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 93 ✭✭LukeyJudo22


    Killme00 wrote:
    398px-NorrisAsWalker.jpg

    Now this guy would kick MR Ts ass

    I agree

    Chuck norris is so tough when he was young he made his Mom eat his greens.

    That bb mag is s***e!! Toughest men on the planet my ass. How can you even judge such a thing. Its bulls**t. :mad:

    Like some posters are sayin there's plenty of tough people that don't even do martial arts! Like Tom Crean the explorer, the guy who cut off his own arm with a penknife to survive, even plenty of people who were wrongly imprisoned and got through a really difficult life like that.

    You don't have to be in black belt magazine to be tough.

    And those guys are definitly NOT the toughest guys on earth.

    -Luke


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,639 ✭✭✭john kavanagh


    Baggio... wrote:
    What do you think the chances of recovery are for someone who gets clocked square in the jaw by a big SOB, who also knew how to hit?

    slim to none - depends on a lot of factors, dont see your point?

    anyway i think if you watched more MMA or better still came up to me to try a free class (1-2-1 if you like) where i could go through some stuff with you then it'd make a lot more sense.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭SorGan


    I agree

    Chuck norris is so tough when he was young he made his Mom eat his greens.

    some chuck fun from http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/
    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 426 ✭✭kenpo_dave


    What about all the Kyokushin fighters who have done the 100-man Kumite? Did BB mag consider these people I wonder?

    OSU,

    Dave.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 775 ✭✭✭Boru.


    As my mother pointed out many times to me in my MA career, you can be a great fighter, have a chin like steel and train blood sweat and tears, push your limits and never stop but its nothing compared to childbirth. :rolleyes: That's why it was a toughest men list, toughest women would just have one word - mothers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭Musashi


    And not just childbirth Boru! Look at all the Mammies back in the Fifties up to present who had nothing, drunkard husbands, no breaks. Their kids were washed and educated and made something of themselves, because their Mothers made them do it! All that and no whinging about how hard they had it either!

    Also, that mountaineer guy who cut his own arm off to escape, was that not a failure to plan? If he had a buddy along, with a mobile phone....................?
    The mental toughness required to sever your own limb is impressive though! :eek:

    I'd still pick Joe "Touching The Void" Simpson over him though. The guy was smashed and presumed dead but crawled out and was rescued. Mistakes were made again, accidents don't "just happen". How he dealt with his situation was impressive though!

    Actually, any of the stories from "Deep Survival: Who Lives, Who Dies, And Why" http://www.deepsurvival.com/by Laurence Gonzales would make a top ten of toughness regardless of definition! Well worth a read, so here's an excerpt! ;)

    "The 12 Rules of Survival
    By Laurence Gonzales

    As a journalist, I've been writing about accidents for more than thirty years. In the last 15 or so years, I've concentrated on accidents in outdoor recreation, in an effort to understand who lives, who dies, and why. To my surprise, I found an eerie uniformity in the way people survive seemingly impossible circumstances. Decades and sometimes centuries apart, separated by culture, geography, race, language, and tradition, the most successful survivors–those who practice what I call “deep survival”–go through the same patterns of thought and behavior, the same transformation and spiritual discovery, in the course of keeping themselves alive. Not only that but it doesn't seem to matter whether they are surviving being lost in the wilderness or battling cancer, whether they're struggling through divorce or facing a business catastrophe–the strategies remain the same.

    Survival should be thought of as a journey, a vision quest of the sort that native Americans have had as a rite of passage for thousands of years. Once you're past the precipitating event–you're cast away at sea or told you have cancer–you have been enrolled in one of the oldest schools in history. Here are a few things I've learned that can help you pass the final exam.

    1. Perceive and Believe
    Don't fall into the deadly trap of denial or of immobilizing fear. Admit it: You're really in trouble and you're going to have to get yourself out.
    Many people who in the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001, died simply because they told themselves that everything was going to be all right. Others panicked. Panic doesn't necessarily mean screaming and running around. Often it means simply doing nothing. Survivors don't candy-coat the truth, but they also don't give in to hopelessness in the face of it.

    Survivors see opportunity, even good, in their situation, however grim. After the ordeal is over, people may be surprised to hear them say it was the best thing that ever happened to them. Viktor Frankl, who spent three years in Auschwitz and other Nazi concentration camps, describes comforting a woman who was dying. She told him, “I am grateful that fate has hit me so hard. In my former life I was spoiled and did not take spiritual accomplishments seriously.”

    The phases of the survival journey roughly parallel the five stages of death once described by Elizabeth Kubler Ross in her book On Death and Dying: Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. In dire circumstances, a survivor moves through those stages rapidly to acceptance of his situation, then resolves to do something to save himself. Survival depends on telling yourself, “Okay, I'm here. This is really happening. Now I'm going to do the next right thing to get myself out.” Whether you succeed or not ultimately becomes irrelevant. It is in acting well–even suffering well–that you give meaning to whatever life you have to live.


    2. Stay Calm – Use Your Anger
    In the initial crisis, survivors are not ruled by fear; instead, they make use of it. Their fear often feels like (and turns into) anger, which motivates them and makes them feel sharper. Aron Ralston, the hiker who had to cut off his hand to free himself from a stone that had trapped him in a slot canyon in Utah, initially panicked and began slamming himself over and over against the boulder that had caught his hand. But very quickly, he stopped himself, did some deep breathing, and began thinking about his options. He eventually spent five days progressing through the stages necessary to convince him of what decisive action he had to take to save his own life.

    When Lance Armstrong, six-time winner of the Tour de France, awoke from brain surgery for his cancer, he first felt gratitude. “But then I felt a second wave, of anger... I was alive, and I was mad.” When friends asked him how he was doing, he responded, “I'm doing great... I like it like this. I like the odds stacked against me... I donÕt know any other way.” That's survivor thinking.

    Survivors also manage pain well. As a bike racer, Armstrong had had long training in enduring pain, even learning to love it. James Stockdale, a fighter pilot who was shot down in Vietnam and spent eight years in the Hanoi Hilton, as his prison camp was known, advised those who would learn to survive: “One should include a course of familiarization with pain. You have to practice hurting. There is no question about it.”


    3. Think, Analyze, and Plan
    Survivors quickly organize, set up routines, and institute discipline.
    When Lance Armstrong was diagnosed with cancer, he organized his fight against it the way he would organize his training for a race. He read everything he could about it, put himself on a training schedule, and put together a team from among friends, family, and doctors to support his efforts. Such conscious, organized effort in the face of grave danger requires a split between reason and emotion in which reason gives direction and emotion provides the power source. Survivors often report experiencing reason as an audible “voice.”

    Steve Callahan, a sailor and boat designer, was rammed by a whale and sunk while on a solo voyage in 1982. Adrift in the Atlantic for 76 days in a five-and-a-half-foot raft, he experienced his survival voyage as taking place under the command of a “captain,” who gave him his orders and kept him on his water ration, even as his own mutinous (emotional) spirit complained. His captain routinely lectured “the crew.” Thus under strict control, he was able to push away thoughts that his situation was hopeless and take the necessary first steps of the survival journey: to think clearly, analyze his situation, and formulate a plan.


    4. Take Correct, Decisive Action
    Survivors are willing to take risks to save themselves and others. But they are simultaneously bold and cautious in what they will do. Lauren Elder was the only survivor of a light plane crash in high sierra. Stranded on a peak above 12,000 feet, one arm broken, she could see the San Joaquin Valley in California below, but a vast wilderness and sheer and icy cliffs separated her from it. Wearing a wrap-around skirt and blouse, with two-inch heeled boots and not even wearing underwear, she crawled “on all fours, doing a kind of sideways spiderwalk,” as she put it later, “balancing myself on the ice crust, punching through it with my hands and feet.”

    She had 36 hours of climbing ahead of her–a seemingly impossible task. But Elder allowed herself to think only as far as the next big rock. Survivors break down large jobs into small, manageable tasks. They set attainable goals and develop short-term plans to reach them. They are meticulous about doing those tasks well. Elder tested each hold before moving forward and stopped frequently to rest. They make very few mistakes. They handle what is within their power to deal with from moment to moment, hour to hour, day to day.


    5. Celebrate your success
    Survivors take great joy from even their smallest successes. This helps keep motivation high and prevents a lethal plunge into hopelessness. It also provides relief from the unspeakable strain of a life-threatening situation. Elder said that once she had completed her descent of the first pitch, she looked up at the impossibly steep slope and thought, “Look what you've done...Exhilarated, I gave a whoop that echoed down the silent pass.” Even with a broken arm, joy was Elder's constant companion. A good survivor always tells herself: count your blessings–you're alive. Viktor Frankl wrote of how he felt at times in Auschwitz: “How content we were; happy in spite of everything.”"


    I'd recommend a look at this book to anyone!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,248 ✭✭✭Millionaire


    kenpo_dave wrote:
    What about all the Kyokushin fighters who have done the 100-man Kumite? Did BB mag consider these people I wonder?

    OSU,

    Dave.

    Yeah Dave, Sensi Mark Lala (sp?) is in there, he is a Kyokushin man. He fought alot of knock down, I think he might of did the 100 man (but not sure).

    Hey for a laugh, here the Roy Shaw Vs Donny Bull Adams fight...
    Shaw goes totally psycho on him.... nuts!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fus-gib0ju8&mode=related&search=

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fus-gib0ju8&mode=related&search=

    Here is more stupid violence from Lenny McClean

    He was the big ugly bald guy in "lock stock " movie.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUcFx-PEiTg&mode=related&search=


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,752 ✭✭✭Odysseus


    Musashi wrote:
    Hate to do it to him, but look at what Odysseus does!
    Works with all sorts in an underfunded and under appreciated area of medical care, then goes and runs Ultra-Marathons for fun. Long distance running must be one of the most solitary pursuits going, near as bad as lone round-the-world yachtsmen. The mental grit to knuckle down and run fifty miles, then know your only half way there....... :eek:

    Sorry mate, just seen this thread now, ah stop you will have me blushing:o I agree with you about the solitary pursuits, as one example inanyway. For me it is something about being able to push oneself both physically and psychically, physically being able to experience the pain and psychically being able to tolerate the anxiety.

    I was asked recently do I run self diagnostics on myself, and the answer is no, some people consider some of my hobbies mad, so what. For me psychologically is where the battle is won or lost. My mantra on long runs is "you knew this was going to hurt when you started, so shut the f**k up, and get the job done". The words of a "sane man";)

    Back to topic I don't think that toughness whatever that is merely applies to MA or fighting, for me I have great respect if someone pushs their abilities in whatever way, whether that's the person who spars even though they were shi**ing themselves, the person who panics before public speaking, but still does it, or an explorer who pushes the limits. One of the people that I gain inspriration from is Ranulph Fiennes a man who has experienced a lot. One of my personal goals is to run the North Pole marathon in 2008:eek:

    Some of the toughest people I have seen can be quite ordinary people who have suffered horrific experiences in their life, sometimes repeatedly, and still have to ability to carry on. Or another example is some of the clients I work with who turn their life around, but still have to face sometimes very serious consequences due to their previous behaviour, and just do so.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,248 ✭✭✭Millionaire


    http://www.wmitchell.com/about.html

    This is a tough guy.

    Got bruned to a crisp with petrol in a motorbike accident. Smiled and never complained though the searing pain...he was that bad, they could not even give him pain killers.

    He got back on his feet, started a business, learned to fly, then later crashed his plane, which paralized him from waste down. He had no fingers from this earlier burn accident, so got his toes cut off and sown on to his hands for fingers.

    He ran for lord mayor in his town, and his slogan was "not just another pretty face!".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 269 ✭✭Budo.Judo.Kev


    kenpo_dave wrote:
    What about all the Kyokushin fighters who have done the 100-man Kumite? Did BB mag consider these people I wonder?

    OSU,

    Dave.

    Marco Lala no 19?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 426 ✭✭kenpo_dave


    Well I guess that answers my question :). Though it did say that Lala has trained in Jujutsu and Judo aswel and combined them with Kyokushin to make "a very formidable system". Doesnt that make him a Mixed Martial Artist? Who the magazine said werent included in the list :rolleyes:

    OSU,

    Dave.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 269 ✭✭Budo.Judo.Kev


    Yep, sounds very Kyokushin Budokwai esque :). I think by MMA fighters they meant pro/semi pro athletes competing in the different tournments as opposed to guys that cross-train.

    Are you familar with him?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,248 ✭✭✭Millionaire


    Yep, sounds very Kyokushin Budokwai esque :). I think by MMA fighters they meant pro/semi pro athletes competing in the different tournments as opposed to guys that cross-train.

    Are you familar with him?

    Mark Lala has been advertising his instructional videos in BB since the mid 80s which is 20 years now! ( I used to get BB back then).

    Mags (on any subject under the sun) have a habit of giving free editorial and PR in articles to those who advertise alot with them.... thats a fact for sure!


  • Advertisement
  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Package


    when you see videos of them fighting (shaw v mclean) it shatters the myth of their 'amazing' ability - and that of any 'tough' street fighter. a decent boxer/thai boxer/mma guy would dismantle them.

    yeah i remember watching a piece on some **** tv show before of this feared criminal, who ran the streets of wherever years ago. i mean this dude was in Choppers league of feared crim. and they organised a fight between him and some new dude and the new fella bet the bollox out of him.

    best leave old dies lie huh? his rep was ruined in the space of a 1 minute beating.

    what about Dave Courtney , he was meant to be a bit of a toughie???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭paxo


    Package
    you mentioned chopper in your post here is a short clip of chopper doing his bit for domestic violence.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_2M3LrfFAw

    Paxo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭astfgl


    you cant really take the article seriously, just look at the criteria on the right hand side: "The criteria was no deceased fighters and no mixed-martial artists, and to rate the men according to how skilled they were in their prime."

    If no mixed martial artists are to be included, why is Marco Lala described as "an excellent mixed martial artist", David James as "well versed in all ranges of combat", Richard Dimitri "covers all the bases", Lee Morison "mixes various martial arts "in his gym, J Kelly McCann is "great at everything", Loren Christenson is "another crosstrainer" and Paul Vunak is a "renowned Jeet Kune Do specialist"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,248 ✭✭✭Millionaire


    astfgl wrote:
    you cant really take the article seriously, just look at the criteria on the right hand side: "The criteria was no deceased fighters and no mixed-martial artists, and to rate the men according to how skilled they were in their prime."

    If no mixed martial artists are to be included, why is Marco Lala described as "an excellent mixed martial artist", David James as "well versed in all ranges of combat", Richard Dimitri "covers all the bases", Lee Morison "mixes various martial arts "in his gym, J Kelly McCann is "great at everything", Loren Christenson is "another crosstrainer" and Paul Vunak is a "renowned Jeet Kune Do specialist"

    why is Marco Lala described as "an excellent mixed martial artist",

    Because he trains full contact karate, jujitsu, and I think judo too...so thats mixing MA.

    Paul Vunak is a "renowned Jeet Kune Do specialist"

    He sure is... has been around years, and I personally know and trained with people, who are instructors under him. Trained by Dan Inosanto, Vunak is. and has serious skills in all ranges, plus weapon FMA too. in fact I was suposed to go and spend a week training under him in years past, but I had to pull out at last minute and cancel.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,248 ✭✭✭Millionaire


    Package wrote:
    what about Dave Courtney , he was meant to be a bit of a toughie???


    Yeah, he went on trial for murder and won and got off with it. The he publically annouced minutes after he was freeded, to all the UK press that he did kill the person...but cops could do SFA... as you cannot be re tried.

    He did have door contracts all over london, but after this the cops hammered down on him, and put him out of the door business. also debt collector too.

    He was an unlicensed boxer too, and of course a criminal, and his speciality was of whacking people with knuckel dusters. he tells a funny story in one of his books, he had trouble on door of a disco from an african, and the african dived to the ground and sunk his teeth into courtneys leg, and pain was so bad, he frooze!

    His books are entertaining....but a criminal is a criminal = scumbag .. no matter how you dress it up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭astfgl


    why is Marco Lala described as "an excellent mixed martial artist",

    Because he trains full contact karate, jujitsu, and I think judo too...so thats mixing MA.

    Paul Vunak is a "renowned Jeet Kune Do specialist"

    He sure is... has been around years, and I personally know and trained with people, who are instructors under him. Trained by Dan Inosanto, Vunak is. and has serious skills in all ranges, plus weapon FMA too. in fact I was suposed to go and spend a week training under him in years past, but I had to pull out at last minute and cancel.

    I wasn't trying to say anything about these guys skills, i was commenting on how the magazine itself says that the list is not supposed to have any mixed martial artists in it, yet their bios (in the magazines itself) tell you that these guys are all mixed martial artists


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,248 ✭✭✭Millionaire


    astfgl wrote:
    I wasn't trying to say anything about these guys skills, i was commenting on how the magazine itself says that the list is not supposed to have any mixed martial artists in it, yet their bios (in the magazines itself) tell you that these guys are all mixed martial artists

    I guess technically.... (barristers wig goes on...lol!) if you do "mix" any 2 MAs... then your doing mix martial arts. of course be all know MMA in the most popular term refers to UFC and similar competitions.

    for example...in the 60s... where it was a massive no no, to go an train with another instructor... Chuck Norris was considered to be "cutting edge" in cross training.... as he was a Tang Soo Do stylist (Korean) and he went to some famous Japanses masters in Karate in USA...to improve his punching skills. so again...he was mixing martial arts.

    And in the early 70s there was for a few years... all styles can enter...no rules... no weight division full contact fighting championships....of which Benny The Jet Uriquedez won.. his opponent was 220 lbs and benny about 145 lbs...and guy pinned him on ground...so The Jet bite the dudes nipple while whacking him and won... the interview is on the net somewhere... so there again....no holds barred mixed MA competitions.


Advertisement
Advertisement