Stupid things you have done or regularly do while sober........

FranknFurter · 13-08-2006 10:20PM #1

I have on more than one occasion......

Left the house keys in the door on the outside when going out.
Spent 20+ minutes trying to figure out why a pc is giving me little alert boxes, then actually *reading* one and knowing exactly.

Im sure ill think of (or be reminded of), more stupid things...

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Rb · 13-08-2006 10:28PM

Read this thread :P

On a more serious note though, don't think I've done anything I'd consider really stupid when sober tbh. If I have then it obviously wasn't significant enough to be remembered.

eamoss · 13-08-2006 10:29PM

Trying to jump a wall in front of 10+ ppl and my leg slipping off the wet wall and me going head 1st into the ground. Dont know why I did it tho!!

mazroo · 13-08-2006 10:42PM

look for my fork and demand to know why someone had lifted it uz i wanst finished only to find it in my hand about 5 mins later....

Ask how much 10p bag was(bak in the day)

Lookin at clothes in aa shop and say.. 'grab my size befor she does''.... only to find out it was me.... in the morror.. Im not bonde btw

Ruu_Old · 13-08-2006 10:47PM

mazroo wrote:

look for my fork and demand to know why someone had lifted it uz i wanst finished only to find it in my hand about 5 mins later....

Ask how much 10p bag was(bak in the day)

Lookin at clothes in aa shop and say.. 'grab my size befor she does''.... only to find out it was me.... in the morror.. Im not bonde btw

Yep "how much is your penny sweets?"

StopWatch · 13-08-2006 10:49PM

Accidently sending a txt to my mate, who was sitting right beside me,
a txt which was meant for a girl that i was seeing at the time....a girl he had been seeing about a year previously....oooh that was a doozy
We still laugh about it now (thank christ)

Fajitas! · 13-08-2006 10:54PM

Talking about someone to someone else via text and sending the text to the person I'm talking about... serves me right for talking about people I guess! Lol! Hasn't happened in a fair while, but I'm fairly paranoid about it.

iFight · 13-08-2006 10:55PM

Lick the freezer......vicious it is. Very scary

Heyes · 13-08-2006 11:14PM

I have an awfull habit of coming up with some stupid one liners that i get a fair old slagging about but sure tis all a bit of a laugh

Wertz · 13-08-2006 11:23PM

Drink.

Vorsprung · 13-08-2006 11:45PM

Wertz wrote:

Drink.

Ditto!

Also, going to south east USA during hurricane season last year. BAADDD idea!!!

SpAcEd OuT · 14-08-2006 12:02AM

Fajitas! wrote:

Talking about someone to someone else via text and sending the text to the person I'm talking about...

I do that a lot as well

kaizersoze · 14-08-2006 12:05AM

Give honest opinions to herself when asked about new clothes or a new hair-do. I'll never learn.

Miguel_Sanchez · 14-08-2006 12:20AM

Left the house very early one morning and was wondering why everything seemed a bit blurry - put it down to the fact that I had just rolled out of bed and gone straight out the door. I was halfway down the road to the bus stop before I realised I'd forgotten to put my glasses on.

connundrum · 14-08-2006 12:23AM

I go to work on a daily basis

Jotter · 14-08-2006 09:53AM

When holding money in one hand and rubbish in another ive thrown the money in bin - more than once!!

brown*eyed*girl · 14-08-2006 10:04AM

A few years ago when my son was around 1, I put his dirty nappy (thankfully wet only!) in the washing machine and his dirty pyjamas in the bin. Didn't realise it until I unloaded the washing machine after the wash was done and was wondering what all the white squidgy stuff was on the clothes

Also put the remote control in the fridge once and couldn't find it for ages..

Often bring the remote control to bed too..

Years ago before we had mobiles :eek: kept trying to ring my best friend and the phone was constantly engaged until I realised I was ringing my own number the last hour.

jobonar · 14-08-2006 11:02AM

in my house when you come in the front door there is a small hall then another door into the kitchen.. every night my dad locks the door into the hall so about 2 or 3 mornings a week i'll go to walk out the door to go to work only to walk stright into the door... i never learn!

14-08-2006 11:29AM

Left the keys in the outside of the door after a night out (yes, sober), thankfully I'd locked the porch door thingy...
that and calling someone after talking about them when i'd meant to call someone else...

BossArky · 14-08-2006 12:50PM

accidently sent a message to my mother which was supposed to be for my girlfriend.... oh how I cringe when I think back

Deer · 14-08-2006 03:00PM

Looking for my glasses when they are actually on me.
Despite the fact that I use it at least thirty times a day not being able to remember the date straight away.
Jumping on cardboard boxes and either falling through them or bouncing off them and falling and hurting myself.
Tripping and falling on my high heels (I never do this when I'm p issed)
Trying to change the channel on the tv with the remote for the dvd

The list would go on... I'm a very forgetful person.

14-08-2006 03:06PM

Taking a piss in the washbasket and throwing my boxers into the toilet.

I did this straight after waking up from about 2 hrs sleep....

Gordon · 14-08-2006 03:32PM

Deleted User wrote:

Taking a piss in the washbasket and throwing my boxers into the toilet.

I did this straight after waking up from about 2 hrs sleep....

I've got an upright washing machine next to the toilet and find myself throwing my laundry into the toilet occasionally.

Dooom · 14-08-2006 04:24PM

Once or twice I've been known to spend about half an hour looking and wondering where my sunglasses are only to find I'm wearing them.

Or the usual things revolving around thinking or being told to do something, and five minutes later having completely and utterly forgotten what it was.

14-08-2006 04:29PM

Spike wrote:

Once or twice I've been known to spend about half an hour looking and wondering where my sunglasses are only to find I'm wearing them.

Or the usual things revolving around thinking or being told to do something, and five minutes later having completely and utterly forgotten what it was.

Me too...
and someone asked me to get their handbag from them once... I went and picked up the tv remote and handed it to them... I didn't cop on until they pointed it out

connundrum · 14-08-2006 04:31PM

I just stood in the lift for literally 4-5 minutes.. wondering why it was taking so bleedin long to go up one floor. Apparently you have to press a button to make it move

scojones · 14-08-2006 04:43PM

connundrum wrote:

I just stood in the lift for literally 4-5 minutes.. wondering why it was taking so bleedin long to go up one floor. Apparently you have to press a button to make it move

I hate it when that happens, especially when you're not alone in the lift and you're the one who "pressed" the button. The other occupants of the lift look at you as if you were born yesterday, and then throw their eyes up to the high heavens. Meanies.

Archeron · 14-08-2006 04:47PM

I once spent about 15 minutes trying to order drinks off a mirror in Fireworks in Pearse Street. I could see the reflection of the bar behind me and thought I was stood in the queue. (drunk for that one thanks be to Jebus)

Once I left the Turks head and accidentally took a (big) girls coat instead of my own. Because I was so drunk, I didnt notice the lovely white fuzzy cuffs and neckline. To make things worse, I tried to get into a car which I thought was a taxi, but wasnt. Essentially, some poor girl in North Strand turned around to find what looked like a very p*ssed six foot two 240 pound transvestite trying to squeeze into the back of her Micra. Hope she saw the funny side later, but she drive off with the door open.

ThrownAway · 14-08-2006 04:48PM

Waste my money on stupid stuff I don't really need....:o

Dun laoire · 14-08-2006 04:50PM

This will not be beaten.

When i worked out on the road as an apprentice carpet fitter we where looking for directions to this place. My window was half way open and i stuck my head out to theses two lads to ask for help in finding our destination. I stupidly stuck my head out and went to roll the window down cause it was a bit tight but i rolled it up jamming my head between the window and the top of the door (hurt like hell too) and the two boys couldnt give directions, not because the didnt know where the place was it was because they couldnt stop laughing.

Tar.Aldarion · 14-08-2006 05:34PM

Texting the person i am thinking about instead of who I want to text.
Looking for something that is in my hand, whoops!

Stupid things you have done or regularly do while sober........

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