2 grand

2 chicks at the same time.

Two grand ... mmm ... lets see,

Holiday in Caymen Islands, helicopter lessons, muther fúcking lcd tv, one month budget euro rover trip, flight in a russian mig jet, hire a dead fit personal trainer to put you through your paces, book a ski holiday, american fridge stuffed to the gills with designer beers, rent a posh flat for partying complete with tasty polish house maid, hire a power boat and try setting a new speed record on the shannon, golf holiday with pro tuition, hot air ballooning with built in bungy and rope ladder to get back up - spare parachute if it goes pear shaped, chauffeur driven pub crawl as far as you can make it with posh hotels, buy an unfeasibly large engine and pay to fit it into an unfeasibly small car, offer it as a deposit on a ferrari but just keep going on ferrari test drives in different car showrooms and say they are a bit underpowered and you'll wait until the new model comes out, (guilt kicking in) - buy a water well for a village in africa, work in africa helping build houses for a month, offer to give it to a good cause if other sponsors offer you another 2 grand to match it, (ok guilts gone) go to las vegas for major blowout - see how long you last, hire a tank and do some proper off road, buy an old car and parachute and drive the old bangor off a cliff and deploy the parachute in good time, hire a balloon in someone else's name and buy web linked gps unit - and parachute out of the balloon setting the gas on full blast and track how far it gets, after helicopter lessons do the same with gps / parachute - setting copter on auto pilot in direction of the yanks, book a holiday to Finland and hire 10 naked ladies to pull your sleigh around in the miles of snow - keep whipping them when the slow down, dress up as an arab and hire ten fit floozies dressed in harem garb and book a posh hotel for a weekend - and disappear on the last night spending your spare cash in a casino, hire a loose curtain sided luton van and buy a load of self inflating rubber dingys - keeping the van's curtain hitches loose and attach string pulls to all the dingy's inflator cords - and drive into the carpark of a company that has given you the crappiest service you have ever witnessed - then pull the strings and let them all off from the back of the van causing traffic chaos - and try to look innocent as the cops take you down to the cells, and stuff.

Well he certainly didn't give it to boards in an effort to speed things up abit.

I bet you couldn't turn that 2k in to 4k in a month. Try invest it in something and double your money. Think of it as a challenge.