Famous People you dislike

I hate all child actors. ALL OF THEM. They are all ****e beyond compare, I watch them purely to destroy them, or shoot them with the bullets that come out of the invisible gun in my brain. (The gun I only ever use on long car joruneys.)
I have just had so many great movies ruined by some simpering little ****ebag over-acting, smell-the-fart acting, giggle-acting or doing the cutesie wutesie thing, it makes my ears bleed and my eyes furry. I heard recently that Hailey Joel Osmont got into a bad car accident and I thought "Finally, the first shot in the war against child actors." None of them can act, not one. Ever. No arguments, I wont agree, I have hated them since you were in nappies, and I will till you are in nappies again, and I will not be reasonable about it because when consulting me on child actors you are not speaking to me, you are speaking to the 20 years of festering torment and torture that could well turn me into V.
Case in point that Goddamn New car ad, with the three kids in it, and one of them has just moved in.
"Over tired."
Everyone who had a part in the making of that should kill themselves forthwith, and admit that they will never ever do anything that could ever be beneficial to society except stop living. They are a plague, the cockroaches of television, them and their mighty army of child actors. If I ever find anyone even vaguely related to that ad I will do things to them that would give skeletor nightmares.
I think all child actors parts should be played by little people, or horses, or Jeremy Clarkson.
And Unicorns. FüCK UNICORNS!!! So much. Its the lamest, dumbest, most guaranteed idea to ruin a movie ever. With their stupid one horn, why are they always white? A nice piebald unicorn ****ting in your face would shut all those unicorn lovers right the **** up. Its just a byword for lame fantasy cliche, and it makes every girl in the world go AWWWWWW. Unicorn, right after the devil guy taunts the elf, and right before the over-acted sword fight to save the world / Middle world / fairy forest / balance of good and evil in the whole universe. Its JUST A ****ING HORSE!!! AAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!! Why? The ****, goddamnit its a white horse with some sellotape, paint and a toiletroll between his two eyes. Its clearly just a stoned horse after watching blue peter.
Why do they always appear in a haze of twinkly silveryness, and they are always jet-white and have some mystical power to balance the forces of good and evil, it makes blood splatter hard against the inside of my skull.
And Gillian Mc. Keith. Man I hate her. I wanna make a new documentary about her, "Gillian mc. keith eats **** and dies."
Spiral.
Spoiral I mean.
What a charicature. He's the kinda guy to drive-by the crossroads were all dancing at.
Finglas, Wha?
Mind so muddied with rage I cant think.
Michael bay. YOU ARE WORSE THAN HITLER!!!!
Katie holmes. She deserted me.
All celebrity scientologists.
Rebecca Loos.
Satan.
Bill Cosby.
Gloria Gaynor.
Oh gloria. Why is it that every time I will survive is played the dance floor is suddenly mobbed with drunk bitches who "feel the music." They act out the words word by word, and point to people, shove all men away and cling close together in a form of feminine handbag haka.
Its not actually gloria gaynor's fault, but I just hate that song so bastard much.

Ruu wrote:

Lol what a post and on child actors, I wish that fooker who played Bobby Brady would just get the f0ck off my television. I don't give a sheet if you married someone half your damn age.

Yes. Feel the hate, coursing through your veins!!!!!
U are all beginning to see what a world it could be without all the little cousin olivers running free.
Now, onto those unicorns.....
Every time I type the word my stomach responds with a dull roar for war.
So we best not mention them again.
I think I have calmed down. Serious risk of me turning green or my head exploding ala scanners there for a good few minutes.
Co-workers sitting further and further away from me today.