That "Sex on the Dart" Story...

dubtom · 11-07-2006 01:19AM

JaysusMacfeck wrote:

"couple high on drugs" = "dirty junkies"

you mean darty junkies.

Our man in Havana · 11-07-2006 01:21AM

I didn't think that any of the darts have CCTV in the passenger areas.

John R · 11-07-2006 02:03AM

Bond-007 wrote:

I didn't think that any of the darts have CCTV in the passenger areas.

Some do, some don't. All of the new ones do and the original ones will if/when they come back from Eastern Europe.

nuttz · 11-07-2006 03:49AM

I think people who use "text speak" or who do not bother to spellcheck their postings should not be allowed to post

Chakar · 11-07-2006 03:52AM

nuttz wrote:

I think people who use "text speak" or who do not bother to spellcheck their postings should not be allowed to post

Thats why posters who persist in "textspeak" are banned!!

Don't know about the spellchecking, nearly everyone spells properly.

AdrianR · 11-07-2006 11:18AM

Indo Quote:

"We have to establish if CCTV was on the DART, but it was clearly an isolated incident. We will look at CCTV footage and see if they can be identified with a view to taking a prosecution."

yea, I bet they'll check it over and over ........ and over.

When working in London a good few years ago two yuppies were caught on the buildings security camera in an ally way opposite. There wasn't enough place for us all in the security room the following morning, funny as hell.

Táck · 11-07-2006 11:44AM

seen a couple "doin it" in a nite club one nite. seen another couple "doin it" in the phone box just to the left of o'connell bridge when your coming off o'connell street. she was fit so i obviously had to stop to tie my shoe laces...even though i had velcro straps.

Vinnie69 · 11-07-2006 11:59AM

T&#225 wrote: »

seen a couple "doin it" in a nite club one nite. seen another couple "doin it" in the phone box just to the left of o'connell bridge when your coming off o'connell street. she was fit so i obviously had to stop to tie my shoe laces...even though i had velcro straps.

VELCRO STRAPS!! Good God!! What next?:D

Beetlebum · 11-07-2006 12:03PM

I was on my way into town on the Dart one Friday evening an when I sat down the seat was slightly damp. I was too lazy to switch seats and it didn't really bother me.....UNTIL.....this bunch of skangery teenagers sitting a few seats back started laughing and pointing at me. One of them goes ' Ha ha ha yer woman just sat down where Tomo pissed, the sap!!':eek:

I didn't want to give them the satisfaction of thinking they'd upset me so I stayed sitting there for two more stops then I got off and burst into tears!! I was wearing my favourite red dress an was dying for a pint but instead had to wait for another Dart, go home, shower and get changed before heading into town again.....bunch of dirty little b*stards!!

delly · 11-07-2006 12:10PM

This reminds me of my favourite scene from 'Risky Business'

Evil_Bilbo · 11-07-2006 12:57PM

heard 2 young knackers behind me one day messing on the dart - as I was getting off (the dart that is), I heard one of them saying "its better if you dont clench yer arse" - I looked in through the window and the 2 of em were sitting beside each other, wacking themselves off!

Ever since then I'm always careful where I sit (and where I w@nk!!)

DOLEMAN · 11-07-2006 01:35PM

Beetlebum wrote:

I was on my way into town on the Dart one Friday evening an when I sat down the seat was slightly damp. I was too lazy to switch seats and it didn't really bother me.....UNTIL.....this bunch of skangery teenagers sitting a few seats back started laughing and pointing at me. One of them goes ' Ha ha ha yer woman just sat down where Tomo pissed, the sap!!':eek:

I didn't want to give them the satisfaction of thinking they'd upset me so I stayed sitting there for two more stops then I got off and burst into tears!! I was wearing my favourite red dress an was dying for a pint but instead had to wait for another Dart, go home, shower and get changed before heading into town again.....bunch of dirty little b*stards!!

You have Hepatitis now. HAHA!

No seriously, you should get checked out!

ro2 · 11-07-2006 02:55PM

Wacker wrote:

About as year ago when I was getting off the DART at about eleven, I was just looking into the other carriages to see if there was anyone I knew. In one carriage, which had a few people in it, there was a girl on her knees 'servicing' her fella. There was no-one else at that end of the carriage, but it had to be obvious to everyone what was going on. I hardly considered it news-worthy, just amusing.

I was heading home one evening and the carriage was empty except for a couple (mid thirties, no tracksuits) up the far end and the woman proceeded to 'service her fella'.

I've also seen a man being shocked by a defibrillator after having a heart attack and some knacker taking a dump between the seats.

Splinter · 12-07-2006 12:21AM

off the point a lot but my girlfriend was sitting on a 17a one night and a pai of ken ackers were talking quite loud and argueing at the back of the bus. she was saying something like "you don't treat me right any more", his answer was "sure don't i ride ya and buy ya chips??!"

thought that was quite priceless myself

justfortherecor · 12-07-2006 02:37AM

splinter wrote:

off the point a lot but my girlfriend was sitting on a 17a one night and a pai of ken ackers were talking quite loud and argueing at the back of the bus. she was saying something like "you don't treat me right any more", his answer was "sure don't i ride ya and buy ya chips??!"

thought that was quite priceless myself

I thought that was an urban legend though. I've heard the exact same story except with the location changed, it was a Supermacs in Tuam.

Victor · 12-07-2006 07:39AM

DublinWriter wrote:

She has a really, really posh uber D4 accent, and what I heard her say was "like, oh my gawd, they had sacks on the Dart!". ...and I was there thinking "Sacks? What's the big deal? Sacks of what?"

Is that what they do in Sachs hotel?

jrey1981 wrote:

there are junkies in Killiney?!:D

Only on coke and valium.

Wacker · 12-07-2006 10:15AM

justfortherecor wrote:

I thought that was an urban legend though. I've heard the exact same story except with the location changed, it was a Supermacs in Tuam.

Yeah, I've heard that one too. Its beginning to sound like an urban legend to me. But my friend swore she heard it herself, and not that she heard the story from someone else. Who knows, maybe a lot of skangers think that this is the epitome of treating a bird right?

Saint_Mel · 12-07-2006 11:03AM

A few years ago when I lived in Dublin I had the misfortune
to stumble on a bit of an orgy upstairs on a 13A bus.

It was around 9pm on a weekday and such a shower of
knacks I havent seen in a while!

Sparky · 12-07-2006 05:52PM

Evil_Bilbo wrote:

heard 2 young knackers behind me one day messing on the dart - as I was getting off (the dart that is)

Brilliant.

Mrs. MacGyver · 12-07-2006 06:30PM

one of the lads in work told me this in the middle of a meeting today and i just burst laughing! Never seen anything like that when i was living out Darndale direction.

Magic Pips · 12-07-2006 07:05PM

the story goes two complete knack bags get on, the type you see outside the city clinic on amien street or the place on abbey street... she proceeds to take off her tracksuit bottoms and is just wearing a thong... they try and have sex standing up and after stumbling he sits down, she stradles him...

*think i just vomitted in my mouth*

this is the best part, 2/3 stops later he gets off and shouts back, "come on you f*cking bitch"

aaaahhh romance isn't dead!

Stark · 12-07-2006 09:33PM

Wacker wrote:

Yeah, I've heard that one too. Its beginning to sound like an urban legend to me. But my friend swore she heard it herself, and not that she heard the story from someone else. Who knows, maybe a lot of skangers think that this is the epitome of treating a bird right?

A friend of mine tells me that a friend of his had a friend who swore to him that he heard this in Cork.

There's actually a website somewhere where you can view CCTV footage of wackers riding each other in public. It was posted on boards before.

Brian Capture · 12-07-2006 11:23PM

Imagine if you saw someone rimming an animal on the DART!!??

Making oral contact with an animal's anus is not recommended according to most people with medical knowledge.

Explosive_Cornflake · 12-07-2006 11:36PM

Brian Capture wrote:

Imagine if you saw someone rimming an animal on the DART!!??

Making oral contact with an animal's anus is not recommended according to most people with medical knowledge.

WTF did that come out of !

qz · 12-07-2006 11:40PM

Explosive_Cornflake wrote:

WTF did that come out of !

Woah there, I think you could have been a bit more careful with the wording of your question in light of the thread topic

Wacker · 12-07-2006 11:48PM

Stark wrote:

A friend of mine tells me that a friend of his had a friend who swore to him that he heard this in Cork.

There's actually a website somewhere where you can view CCTV footage of wackers riding each other in public. It was posted on boards before.

Wackers riding in public? What the hell is a Wacker, other than my username? Does this name have other conontations that I never heard of? If it does, let me be clear: I picked this name purely on a whim, not trying to imply anything about my lifestyle. I'm a bit nervous now that I've been giving the wrong impression for years....

ianmc38 · 13-07-2006 11:33AM

Maybe they'd decided to go for a quick dart?

Terry · 13-07-2006 11:48AM

coolsmileygirl, were you involved in this in any way?
i only ask out of curiosity.

elvis2002 · 13-07-2006 11:48AM

ianmc38 wrote:

Maybe they'd decided to go for a quick dart?

har har

flanzer · 13-07-2006 12:17PM

www.unison.ie/breakingnews wrote:

A naked man has disrupted a train service between Limerick and Dublin this morning.
The train is understood to have been delayed for some 20 minutes when the man stood on the line before it departed from Colbert Station and refused to leave.
He was eventually removed by Gardai and the train was able to begin its journey.

What's going on with commuters in the last couple of days?! This happened this morning!

That "Sex on the Dart" Story...

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