That "Sex on the Dart" Story...

mike65

Anyone hear about the couple who stripped and had nekkid sex right in front of a full carraige of no doubt google-eyed commuters? It was mentioned on the radio this afternoon but can't find any of it on the web.

Mike.

LadyJ

Are they going to be selling the security footage?

Ruu_Old

I cant find anything related to it but I have heard its happened a few times and that they were "investigating" the CCTV footage.

Plug

Think thats bad, sometime last year a couple were cought bustin each other in a church in Kilkenny by a few old ones:D

John R

Ruu wrote:

I cant find anything related to it but I have heard its happened a few times and that they were "investigating" the CCTV footage.

http://forum.platform11.org/showthread.php?t=898

mike65

Heres the indo story for those not registered

IARNROD Eireann is to have a full investigation into reports that a couple high on drugs had sex on a DART earlier this week.

Spokesman Barry Kenny said the incident was the first of its type reported to the transport company, and that CCTV footage would be examined with a view to taking a prosecution.

"It wasn't reported to us directly and as far as we can gather it's the first time it's happened on the DART," he said yesterday.

"We have to establish if CCTV was on the DART, but it was clearly an isolated incident. We will look at CCTV footage and see if they can be identified with a view to taking a prosecution."

The couple could be prosecuted under the Criminal Law (Sexual) Act, which has a charge of indecency.

They could also be charged under the Public Order Act with threatening, insulting or abusive behaviour.

Mike.

Pigman II

Were these two by chance attractive people or (as I suspect) a couple greasy-haired tracksuit-wearing knackers?

mike65

Sadly proberly the latter, life is not like 12 am on M&M.

Mike.

Supercell

Fair play to em imho! (as long as yer wan was a hottie instead of a nottie)

Dun laoire

Longfield wrote:

Fair play to em imho! (as long as yer wan was a hottie instead of a nottie)

Nah i wouuldnt say fair play to them. Pure skanger thing to do so more and likely she is gonna be rough or out of it on yak or sumthin. Still though, i'd like to see cctv footage.

JaysusMacfeck

Pigman II wrote:

Were these two by chance attractive people or (as I suspect) a couple greasy-haired tracksuit-wearing knackers?

"couple high on drugs" = "dirty junkies"

DaBreno

The hearld had the story. One punter said he saw the girl with only a thin slip of kickers to cover her and "it was not a pretty sight".
Damn.

lostexpectation

There is actually a website where you can view plenty of reproductive activites in Dublin captured on CCTV, including on IE property (yep, the DART). I'll send Barry a cheque for the subscription.

really

DMC

mike65 wrote:

google-eyed commuters?

/me checks google...

Wacker

About as year ago when I was getting off the DART at about eleven, I was just looking into the other carriages to see if there was anyone I knew. In one carriage, which had a few people in it, there was a girl on her knees 'servicing' her fella. There was no-one else at that end of the carriage, but it had to be obvious to everyone what was going on. I hardly considered it news-worthy, just amusing.

Nephew

i'm fairly certain two junkies who got on at kiliney station were going at in the middle of the day, one day last year on my way to college.

some scumbag sitting adjacent to me, got down on his knees and pissed on the floor. my friend and i couldnt help but laugh as we watched him do his best to crouch down so no one would see him, and with piss flowing all over the carriage. it was 2pm on a wednesday.

[Jackass]

Guilty as charged!

DublinWriter

Funnily enough I heard a collegue talking about this to someone else today.

She has a really, really posh uber D4 accent, and what I heard her say was "like, oh my gawd, they had sacks on the Dart!".

...and I was there thinking "Sacks? What's the big deal? Sacks of what?"

DOLEMAN

Apparently she was on top facing the bloke she was screwing so... I'd love to have seen the look on her face if some bloke came up behind her and started DPing...

heheh

Anto McC

Or if someone kicked her in the back of the head!!

From what i can gather,they were a couple of brass monkeys!

Wacker

DOLEMAN wrote:

Apparently she was on top facing the bloke she was screwing so... I'd love to have seen the look on her face if some bloke came up behind her and started DPing...

heheh

Classy!

Stark

DublinWriter wrote:

She has a really, really posh uber D4 accent, and what I heard her say was "like, oh my gawd, they had sacks on the Dart!".

...and I was there thinking "Sacks? What's the big deal? Sacks of what?"

"Sax on the Dart". Sounds like a Jazz album.

Anto McC

Stark wrote:

"Sax on the Dart". Sounds like a Jazz album.

love it

Chakar

Stark wrote:

"Sax on the Dart". Sounds like a Jazz album.

"Sex on the Dart" Sounds like a promising cocktail.

liamo

Ha. Yeah, had a great laugh at the newspaper report. Remineds me of the time I saw two winos (male and female, before someone asks) having a good old "morning workout" as I walked to work along the grand canal early one morning. Seems like some things are more important than drink!

AngryBadger

I predict that this thread will degenerate into a competition for who has had the most public coital experience, experment even! Let the games begin....someone else can start the ball rolling tho, I wouldn't want to scare any punters off by setting the bar too high right out of the blocks :cool:

jrey1981

Wacker wrote:

About as year ago when I was getting off the DART at about eleven, I was just looking into the other carriages to see if there was anyone I knew. In one carriage, which had a few people in it, there was a girl on her knees 'servicing' her fella. There was no-one else at that end of the carriage, but it had to be obvious to everyone what was going on. I hardly considered it news-worthy, just amusing.

you should have formed an orderly queue

Nephew wrote:

i'm fairly certain two junkies who got on at kiliney station were going at in the middle of the day, one day last year on my way to college.

there are junkies in Killiney?!:D

Time Magazine

Nothing shocks me since Dúnmharú ar an DART.

FranknFurter

Dun laoire wrote:

Still though, i'd like to see cctv footage.

Dont worry, I'm sure it will be on youtube soon. :rolleyes:

b

Nehpets

Angry Banana wrote:

Nothing shocks me since Dúnmharú ar an DART.

Milkman Dan

i'm sure i've seen young skangs at on the nitelink.
always on the nitelink...

dubtom

JaysusMacfeck wrote:

"couple high on drugs" = "dirty junkies"

you mean darty junkies.

Our man in Havana

I didn't think that any of the darts have CCTV in the passenger areas.

John R

Bond-007 wrote:

I didn't think that any of the darts have CCTV in the passenger areas.

Some do, some don't. All of the new ones do and the original ones will if/when they come back from Eastern Europe.

nuttz

I think people who use "text speak" or who do not bother to spellcheck their postings should not be allowed to post

Chakar

nuttz wrote:

I think people who use "text speak" or who do not bother to spellcheck their postings should not be allowed to post

Thats why posters who persist in "textspeak" are banned!!

Don't know about the spellchecking, nearly everyone spells properly.

AdrianR

Indo Quote:

"We have to establish if CCTV was on the DART, but it was clearly an isolated incident. We will look at CCTV footage and see if they can be identified with a view to taking a prosecution."

yea, I bet they'll check it over and over ........ and over.


When working in London a good few years ago two yuppies were caught on the buildings security camera in an ally way opposite. There wasn't enough place for us all in the security room the following morning, funny as hell.

Táck

seen a couple "doin it" in a nite club one nite. seen another couple "doin it" in the phone box just to the left of o'connell bridge when your coming off o'connell street. she was fit so i obviously had to stop to tie my shoe laces...even though i had velcro straps.

Vinnie69

T&#225 wrote: »

seen a couple "doin it" in a nite club one nite. seen another couple "doin it" in the phone box just to the left of o'connell bridge when your coming off o'connell street. she was fit so i obviously had to stop to tie my shoe laces...even though i had velcro straps.

VELCRO STRAPS!! Good God!! What next?:D

Beetlebum

I was on my way into town on the Dart one Friday evening an when I sat down the seat was slightly damp. I was too lazy to switch seats and it didn't really bother me.....UNTIL.....this bunch of skangery teenagers sitting a few seats back started laughing and pointing at me. One of them goes ' Ha ha ha yer woman just sat down where Tomo pissed, the sap!!':eek:

I didn't want to give them the satisfaction of thinking they'd upset me so I stayed sitting there for two more stops then I got off and burst into tears!! I was wearing my favourite red dress an was dying for a pint but instead had to wait for another Dart, go home, shower and get changed before heading into town again.....bunch of dirty little b*stards!!

delly

This reminds me of my favourite scene from 'Risky Business'

Evil_Bilbo

heard 2 young knackers behind me one day messing on the dart - as I was getting off (the dart that is), I heard one of them saying "its better if you dont clench yer arse" - I looked in through the window and the 2 of em were sitting beside each other, wacking themselves off!

Ever since then I'm always careful where I sit (and where I w@nk!!)

DOLEMAN

Beetlebum wrote:

I was on my way into town on the Dart one Friday evening an when I sat down the seat was slightly damp. I was too lazy to switch seats and it didn't really bother me.....UNTIL.....this bunch of skangery teenagers sitting a few seats back started laughing and pointing at me. One of them goes ' Ha ha ha yer woman just sat down where Tomo pissed, the sap!!':eek:

I didn't want to give them the satisfaction of thinking they'd upset me so I stayed sitting there for two more stops then I got off and burst into tears!! I was wearing my favourite red dress an was dying for a pint but instead had to wait for another Dart, go home, shower and get changed before heading into town again.....bunch of dirty little b*stards!!

You have Hepatitis now. HAHA!

No seriously, you should get checked out!

ro2

Wacker wrote:

About as year ago when I was getting off the DART at about eleven, I was just looking into the other carriages to see if there was anyone I knew. In one carriage, which had a few people in it, there was a girl on her knees 'servicing' her fella. There was no-one else at that end of the carriage, but it had to be obvious to everyone what was going on. I hardly considered it news-worthy, just amusing.

I was heading home one evening and the carriage was empty except for a couple (mid thirties, no tracksuits) up the far end and the woman proceeded to 'service her fella'.

I've also seen a man being shocked by a defibrillator after having a heart attack and some knacker taking a dump between the seats.

Splinter

off the point a lot but my girlfriend was sitting on a 17a one night and a pai of ken ackers were talking quite loud and argueing at the back of the bus. she was saying something like "you don't treat me right any more", his answer was "sure don't i ride ya and buy ya chips??!"

thought that was quite priceless myself

justfortherecor

splinter wrote:

off the point a lot but my girlfriend was sitting on a 17a one night and a pai of ken ackers were talking quite loud and argueing at the back of the bus. she was saying something like "you don't treat me right any more", his answer was "sure don't i ride ya and buy ya chips??!"

thought that was quite priceless myself

I thought that was an urban legend though. I've heard the exact same story except with the location changed, it was a Supermacs in Tuam.

Victor

DublinWriter wrote:

She has a really, really posh uber D4 accent, and what I heard her say was "like, oh my gawd, they had sacks on the Dart!". ...and I was there thinking "Sacks? What's the big deal? Sacks of what?"

Is that what they do in Sachs hotel?

jrey1981 wrote:

there are junkies in Killiney?!:D

Only on coke and valium.

Wacker

justfortherecor wrote:

I thought that was an urban legend though. I've heard the exact same story except with the location changed, it was a Supermacs in Tuam.

Yeah, I've heard that one too. Its beginning to sound like an urban legend to me. But my friend swore she heard it herself, and not that she heard the story from someone else. Who knows, maybe a lot of skangers think that this is the epitome of treating a bird right?

Saint_Mel

A few years ago when I lived in Dublin I had the misfortune
to stumble on a bit of an orgy upstairs on a 13A bus.

It was around 9pm on a weekday and such a shower of
knacks I havent seen in a while!

Sparky

Evil_Bilbo wrote:

heard 2 young knackers behind me one day messing on the dart - as I was getting off (the dart that is)

Brilliant.

Mrs. MacGyver

one of the lads in work told me this in the middle of a meeting today and i just burst laughing! Never seen anything like that when i was living out Darndale direction.