Sarky, In my orifice please.

Sarky · 06-07-2006 01:49PM

You fool, Seb! It won't be a surprise now!

...And on his birthday, too...

Matt Holck · 07-07-2006 07:01AM

Sarky wrote:

Keep it in the Forums forum kthx.

West Side Story wrote:

ACTION AND JETS
Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset;
We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get.
We ain't no delinquents,
We're misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!

ACTION
There is good!

ALL
There is good, there is good,
There is untapped good!
Like inside, the worst of us is good!

SNOWBOY: (Spoken posing as Krupke )
That's a touchin' good story.

ACTION: (Spoken)
Lemme tell it to the world!

SNOWBOY:(batting Action on the head with mock night stick)
Just tell it to the judge.

Well, I think it's funny
Just delete it if you're not amused.

Sarky · 07-07-2006 12:49PM

No, seriously, what the hell are you talking about? And why doesn't it include cyborg marine badgers?

tba · 07-07-2006 01:05PM

because you rogered them to death

Sarky · 07-07-2006 01:12PM

With a greased carrot, no less. And I'll do the same to YOU too, if you don't straighten up and fly right, and crack that smuggler ring in 24 hours.

Nevyn · 07-07-2006 01:44PM

RIFF
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor
My parents treat me rough
With all their marijuana
They won't give me a puff
They didn't wanna have me
But somehow I was had
Leapin' lizards, that's why I'm so bad

SNOWBOY IMITATING JUDGE
Right! Officer Krupke
You're really a square
This boy don't need a judge
He needs an analyst's care
It's just his neurosis
That oughta be curbed
He's psychologically disturbed

RIFF
I'm disturbed

JETS
We're disturbed, we're disturbed
We're the most disturbed
Like we're psychologically disturbed

boy , boy, crazy boy, keep cool boy.
Got a rocket in your pocket keep coolie cool boy.....

Matthewthebig · 08-07-2006 10:24AM

Sarky wrote:

With a greased carrot, no less. And I'll do the same to YOU too, if you don't straighten up and fly right, and crack that smuggler ring in 24 hours.

Can i smuggle a crack ring?

Orion · 10-07-2006 02:24PM

no but you can huggle a cock ring

Adam · 10-07-2006 02:53PM

Or get your ring cracked by smugglers?

tSubh Dearg · 11-07-2006 11:57AM

I'll crack yore ring with smugglers....or maybe just bananas!

arbeitsscheuer · 11-07-2006 06:58PM

Big stinky rotten bananas... Oooh yeah.... *rubs thighs*

Adam · 11-07-2006 11:17PM

Yore big stinky rotten bananas!!

*watches Shark Tale*

Sarky · 13-07-2006 03:26PM

.
..
...
....Plagiarism?

Adam · 13-07-2006 03:38PM

Jewish plagiarism.

Sarky · 13-07-2006 03:43PM

*gasses*

Adam · 13-07-2006 03:51PM

Harsh...

*reaches for soap*

Rhyme · 13-07-2006 09:07PM

The soap, it does nothing!!

tSubh Dearg · 14-07-2006 11:50AM

/me covers Rhyme in terrible jokes.

Rhyme · 14-07-2006 12:34PM

It Burns!! It burns... a happy burn, a melodious tingle, a merry scorch, a funny flambé and so on until oblivion.

/me writes book

Sarky · 14-07-2006 12:39PM

/me starts listening to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

Shabadu · 14-07-2006 01:03PM

What should I edit this post to say? Answers on a post to the spot below this one.

arbeitsscheuer · 14-07-2006 10:58PM

BBC News Orifice Correspondent:
Shagtastic postage of inordinate proportions, filling the previously humourless void of the Orifice with great wit and merriment. Oh, what joviality is now spread about the place, like a particularly saccharin jam, and how strikingly grateful we should all be to have been given the chance to witness such amusement.
What say you of such things, mere peasant?!

Seb:
...
S'alright I spose.

boneless · 15-07-2006 12:02AM

What Seb said... I agree...

tSubh Dearg · 15-07-2006 11:00AM

/me throws a farewell party for Sarky since he posted in the Stupidity Filter

Matt Holck · 15-07-2006 07:25PM

O crap
rendezvous at VF

O wait
did you mean the thread in this forums?

Doomspell · 15-07-2006 07:41PM

tSubh Dearg wrote:

/me throws a farewell party for Sarky since he posted in the Stupidity Filter

No I pretty sure Amp gave him immunity. But I'm not 100% sure. But I think thats why Sarky put, testing, in the thread. To 'test' if he was going to be banned.

Whoops! Sorry Amp, I mean... expunged!

Sarky · 15-07-2006 08:03PM

...

I'm not dead...

amp wrote:

lollage++

Sarky, you are hereby promoted to Field General Major and receive immunity from bannage, including the Post here to get permanently banned thread.

/me salutes

Doomspell · 15-07-2006 08:46PM

Yay! I was right!!

Sarky · 15-07-2006 09:00PM

I'm sure it was just a coincidence, petal.

Doomspell · 15-07-2006 09:03PM

Nope I had already read that...ust wasn't sure if it was real life or not.....me was a tad tipsy then:rolleyes:

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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