Have you ever jumped out of a window?

_blank_ · 09-07-2006 01:21PM

I was seeing a girl once, who lived with her ex boyfriend (long story).

Anyway, we went back to the house one night and she was in saying goodnight to me, I was staying in the spare room, so as not to be all in his face about what we were doing, so he lost the plot anyway.

I had to get out of the house, but all the doors were locked and I didn't know where the keys were kept.

I ended up jumping out of the kitchen window.

OLDYELLAR · 09-07-2006 06:50PM

I had to jump out a window once beacuse my sister thought it would be funny to chase me around with a dead spider

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Chakar · 09-07-2006 06:54PM

I know one guy who did that from the first floor and he had two mattresses to buffer his fall it was crazy..

Endurance Man · 09-07-2006 06:56PM

Iv jumped through a wall before ^^.

The Real B-man · 09-07-2006 07:19PM

jumped out of a 1st story window into a tree i was about 8 NEVER AGAIN!

Dooom · 09-07-2006 07:20PM

Iv jumped through a wall before

Now that's just a lie! Unless it was one of those really thin plaster walls. Or made of..like...air or something.

Day-wanna-wonga · 09-07-2006 08:09PM

Semu wrote:

I was wondering if peoples have any interesting tales of strange and unexpected things were one had to jump out a window?????

No, I prefer the 'stairs, followed by the door' approach. It's less retarded.

Chakar · 10-07-2006 02:15AM

In UCD somebody ran along the concrete shelter the whole way without getting caught...the whole way from the UCD Restaurant to near the Student Centre!!!

Legend!!

Dyr · 10-07-2006 08:45AM

Me= Only person in this thread to have jumped out of a ballymun flat window. Me ftw

Only a first floor window mind but it still counts

Dyr · 10-07-2006 08:48AM

Actually these guys ftw, see how they bounce!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5895440828066301840&q=SHOCKING+%22TRAINING%22+METHODS+IN+MARTIAL+ARTS

doubledown · 10-07-2006 09:28AM

Ouch! That last guys gets a pretty serious gash in his leg. Nutters.

6th · 10-07-2006 09:32AM

i cant watch that, saw him about to jump and clicked off it. how nasty is it?

doubledown · 10-07-2006 09:39AM

It's not too bad. It happens during the final jump in the video when they decide to combine jumping from a very high place with jumping through a glass window. It looks like a bit of glass slices his leg open and when he lands you can see it starting to bleed. It's quite a wide shot though and it's not that gory.

/V\etalfish · 10-07-2006 10:37AM

hell yeah,
Jumped out of windows, 1st story windows,
Apartment blocks , tress, roofs.

..and still no broken bones hehe

ou and out of a 1st floor window onto a trampoline ...that was a regular one !

Have a party soon and we've booked a bouncy castle, so i should imagine there'll be leaping out of the windows onto that too. After the comsuption of much alcohol of course !

Endurance Man · 10-07-2006 12:16PM

Spike wrote:

Now that's just a lie! Unless it was one of those really thin plaster walls. Or made of..like...air or something.

Was in an old wooden house, night before i left to come to Ireland. We where wall running after way to much to drink, after a few goes the double wall gave in and i punched a huge hole through to my parents room , nearly knocked myself. Happy enough, people will never forget that night

saobh_ie · 11-07-2006 03:32PM

Not a window storey but it would have been had there been no balcony. Theres a bunch of townhouses in Coolock/Santry where the doors don't lock when pulled behind you. I needed to leave one of those in the the dead of the night without waking anybody and being unable to locate keys I had to dangle myself off the balcony and drop one and a half storeys...

I would have been much much better off jumping from the balcony out and away from the building onto the grass. Which ened my pechant for climbing friends apartment buildings and jumping off things much to thier neighbours relief.

On another occasion a mate of mine, pissed, dove through an open ground floor window from the outside and took me to the floor for a laugh.

Have you ever jumped out of a window?

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