Have you ever jumped out of a window?

Semu

I was wondering if peoples have any interesting tales of strange and unexpected things were one had to jump out a window?????



Gwan. Regal us!

I did a 14 foot drop once!

DonkeyStyle \o/

I jumped out a ground level window once, it was wild!

Karoma

Did you land on your head by any chance?

simu

Semu wrote:

I was wondering if peoples have any interesting tales of strange and unexpected things were one had to jump out a window?????



Gwan. Regal us!

I did a 14 foot drop once!

I did a 14 cm drop. Wild times. Wow, I really feel a connection with you, OP!

Semu

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

I jumped out a ground level window once, it was wild!

Hardly mad. Were was the parachute!

Dooom

I fell backwards out of a window a few months back. Fell about 2 or 3 metres I think. Still have the scars on my back.

Terry

yeah. yore ma's window.

DonkeyStyle \o/

Semu wrote:

Were was the parachute!

I was using a very short bungee cord.

Karoma wrote:

Did you land on your head by any chance?

That's the whole point isn't it?

simu wrote:

Wow, I really feel a connection with you, OP!

Mmm, soon as I saw "Semu" I thought - "oop, simu's not gonna like that." :eek:
Have you added him to your enemies list yet?

Semu

julep wrote:

yeah. yore ma's window.

Fuk that was some drop!!!!


No wonder you come across such a twat on the internet!! (I searched)

You are forgiven.

DonkeyStyle \o/

Semu wrote:

julep wrote:

yeah. yore ma's window.

Fuk that was some drop!!!!

Yeah, from the top floor of the ballymun flats, that's gotta hurt. :eek:

Terry

Semu wrote:

Fuk that was some drop!!!!


No wonder you come across such a twat on the internet!! (I searched)

damn. i was trying for lovable rogue.

You are forgiven.

thanks. i was about to jump out of another window before i saw that.

the days are much to bright.

simu

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

Mmm, soon as I saw "Semu" I thought - "oop, simu's not gonna like that." :eek:
Have you added him to your enemies list yet?

Nah. In my tribe it is considered an honour. But onward ho with the auto-defenestration tales!

Dooom

julep wrote:

the days are much to bright.

Yore ma's too bright.

Semu

julep wrote:

damn. i was trying for lovable rogue.


thanks. i was about to jump out of another window before i saw that.



the days are much to bright.

Bright days are good! Love them!

Night!

DonkeyStyle \o/

Spike wrote:

Yore ma's too bright.

Oooh julep got served. :eek:

Terry

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

Oooh julep got served. :eek:

and now i'm in the depths of mellon collie.

Dooom

Yore ma got served.

Dooom

julep wrote:

and now i'm in the depths of mellon collie.

Yore ma's in the depths of mellon collie.

Semu

ants pains! I see now! Sorry Simu! I had no idea there was a close name like mine. I am Semu Harighby!

I see now the confusion! Sorrnes!

Semu

Spike wrote:

Yore ma's in the depths of mellon collie.

Ha Ha please stop! i did not realise. I know he seeks the attantion of women here but this is not the time or the place! This post is for jumpers!

Kindly leave other wise!

simu

Don't worry bout it.

Dooom

Yore ma's a jumper.

DonkeyStyle \o/

simu wrote:

Don't worry bout it.

Yore ma's worried about it.

simu

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

Yore ma's worried about it.

Yes and you will get the therapist bills.

Dooom

Yore ma's worried about your ma.

DonkeyStyle \o/

Yore ma wrote:

I'm quite worried indeed lols

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Roen

That type of thing can start Wars!

Dun laoire

A mate told me a story about a job he done for this auldone. He was fitting a carpet in her hall and sittingroom (she lived in a bungalow) when he was finished he went to open the front door but it jammed because the carpet was too high. The woman was out taking some clothes off her washing line so he jumped out the of the bedroom window with his little bag of tools. Dont know if the woman ever got out of her house?? Maybe she's dead:eek:

Crucifix

In my primary school there was a game that involved (when the teacher had left the room), leaping out the window (on the first floor above ground) and then trying to get back to your seat before the teacher returned.

Rhyme

Crucifix wrote:

In my primary school there was a game that involved (when the teacher had left the room), leaping out the window (on the first floor above ground) and then trying to get back to your seat before the teacher returned.

We had a similar thing except people would try and get home before anyone noticed... class attendance plummeted until they decided to lock the windows.

gonker

Doing my leaving cert many moons ago stayed half an hour for the french exam and left was caught by the head nun who locked me in a classroom. Many more prisoners followed. We all jumped out of the window 10foot plus and scarpered...I would have loved to have seen her face when she came into the room to free us and there was no one there.

_blank_

I was seeing a girl once, who lived with her ex boyfriend (long story).

Anyway, we went back to the house one night and she was in saying goodnight to me, I was staying in the spare room, so as not to be all in his face about what we were doing, so he lost the plot anyway.

I had to get out of the house, but all the doors were locked and I didn't know where the keys were kept.

I ended up jumping out of the kitchen window.

OLDYELLAR

I had to jump out a window once beacuse my sister thought it would be funny to chase me around with a dead spider .

Chakar

I know one guy who did that from the first floor and he had two mattresses to buffer his fall it was crazy..

Endurance Man

Iv jumped through a wall before ^^.

The Real B-man

jumped out of a 1st story window into a tree i was about 8 NEVER AGAIN!

Dooom

Iv jumped through a wall before

Now that's just a lie! Unless it was one of those really thin plaster walls. Or made of..like...air or something.

Day-wanna-wonga

Semu wrote:

I was wondering if peoples have any interesting tales of strange and unexpected things were one had to jump out a window?????

No, I prefer the 'stairs, followed by the door' approach. It's less retarded.

Chakar

In UCD somebody ran along the concrete shelter the whole way without getting caught...the whole way from the UCD Restaurant to near the Student Centre!!!

Legend!!

Dyr

Me= Only person in this thread to have jumped out of a ballymun flat window. Me ftw

Only a first floor window mind but it still counts

Dyr

Actually these guys ftw, see how they bounce!


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5895440828066301840&q=SHOCKING+%22TRAINING%22+METHODS+IN+MARTIAL+ARTS

doubledown

Ouch! That last guys gets a pretty serious gash in his leg. Nutters.

6th

i cant watch that, saw him about to jump and clicked off it. how nasty is it?

doubledown

It's not too bad. It happens during the final jump in the video when they decide to combine jumping from a very high place with jumping through a glass window. It looks like a bit of glass slices his leg open and when he lands you can see it starting to bleed. It's quite a wide shot though and it's not that gory.

/V\etalfish

hell yeah,
Jumped out of windows, 1st story windows,
Apartment blocks , tress, roofs.

..and still no broken bones hehe
ou and out of a 1st floor window onto a trampoline ...that was a regular one !

Have a party soon and we've booked a bouncy castle, so i should imagine there'll be leaping out of the windows onto that too. After the comsuption of much alcohol of course !

Endurance Man

Spike wrote:

Now that's just a lie! Unless it was one of those really thin plaster walls. Or made of..like...air or something.

Was in an old wooden house, night before i left to come to Ireland. We where wall running after way to much to drink, after a few goes the double wall gave in and i punched a huge hole through to my parents room , nearly knocked myself. Happy enough, people will never forget that night

saobh_ie

Not a window storey but it would have been had there been no balcony. Theres a bunch of townhouses in Coolock/Santry where the doors don't lock when pulled behind you. I needed to leave one of those in the the dead of the night without waking anybody and being unable to locate keys I had to dangle myself off the balcony and drop one and a half storeys...

I would have been much much better off jumping from the balcony out and away from the building onto the grass. Which ened my pechant for climbing friends apartment buildings and jumping off things much to thier neighbours relief.

On another occasion a mate of mine, pissed, dove through an open ground floor window from the outside and took me to the floor for a laugh.