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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 850 ✭✭✭DOLEMAN


    Well, they are certainly better looking than Irish women, whether they're young or not. They take more care of themselves and have better features.

    It's their personalities that are the best for me though...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,772 ✭✭✭toomevara



    When I was in Portugal I could never get over how hairy the woman were and thick their legs were.

    Where the hell were you, was it some mountain village where cousin lovin had run rampant? Spen a year teaching in Porto and I can categorically say that on the whole they are stunningly beautiful women.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭layke


    DOLEMAN wrote:
    I agree that French women are deadly. Unfortunately, they cheat quite a bit. It's a big negative for me!

    My missus is French and she would castrate you for saying that. Before meeting me she described the blokes here as in it for one night only.She couldn't believe what a pack of rats we are.
    Also in my experience, Paris is Paris and France is everything around it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 834 ✭✭✭FillSpectre


    toomevara wrote:
    Where the hell were you, was it some mountain village where cousin lovin had run rampant? Spen a year teaching in Porto and I can categorically say that on the whole they are stunningly beautiful women.....
    Lisbon
    Not stunning people or city


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,772 ✭✭✭toomevara


    Oh lord can't have that!! lisbon is absolutely brilliant, one of the hidden jewels of Europe...of course all depends on what you're after, its a little down at heel granted, but the night life is absolutely brilliant, the bairro alto at the weekend is brilliant, and caiscais in june/july is as close to rio as you can get in europe....It takes a little digging and you've got to get off the beaten track but lisbon is a crackin city, specially now with all the street festivals going on...brilliant place.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 850 ✭✭✭DOLEMAN


    layke wrote:
    My missus is French and she would castrate you for saying that. Before meeting me she described the blokes here as in it for one night only.She couldn't believe what a pack of rats we are.
    Also in my experience, Paris is Paris and France is everything around it.

    Yes, I'm generalising of course, but I know a lot of French girls, and a lot of them cheat...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,985 ✭✭✭ambro25


    DOLEMAN wrote:
    I don'd mind that Irish women are fairly ugly.

    As generalisations go, I'm glad no Boardsie Bird has spotted that one yet and bashed you around the virtual head a few times with it :D

    Risqué, to say the least ;)

    Oh... and French birds are not all that : they often present well, but that comes with a rather sizeable pack of strings attached, the likes of which you'll be hard-pressed (or particularly unlucky) to find elsewhere. That's from (plenty of) experience. As for cheating, I'm afraid Brits and German have got them beat hands down (your pants :D)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 834 ✭✭✭FillSpectre


    toomevara wrote:
    Oh lord can't have that!! lisbon is absolutely brilliant, one of the hidden jewels of Europe...of course all depends on what you're after, its a little down at heel granted, but the night life is absolutely brilliant, the bairro alto at the weekend is brilliant, and caiscais in june/july is as close to rio as you can get in europe....It takes a little digging and you've got to get off the beaten track but lisbon is a crackin city, specially now with all the street festivals going on...brilliant place.

    Run down in many parts. Full of beggers and pickpockets.

    If you remove the night life it doesn't have much. Maybe watersports for some I guess

    The museums weren't up to much and the people were not that friendly unless trying to sell you something.

    A place is not briliant place if it is only any good at night or when there is a festival on. If that is the fun you want fiar enough.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher



    If you remove the night life it doesn't have much. Maybe watersports for some I guess


    So theyre ugly and FREAKAY. :eek:

    In all honesty I have to say these two isles are tied with Poland/ex Soviet as the finest, and the stereotypical image of the stunning long dark haired med princesses really doesnt live up to the dream generally speaking.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 850 ✭✭✭DOLEMAN


    If you remove the night life it doesn't have much. Maybe watersports for some I guess

    The porn industry has forever destroyed that word for me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭cinnamon


    Well I am a girl and the med women are absolutely stunning - irish women don't even compare.
    i remember sitting on a pier in portugal people watching with my boyf and watching gorgeous women (mind you they were young) and feeing sick - they made j-lo look like a dog. Luckily my boyf was "crazy" about me at the time so he wasnt too put out (or he didnt let on!)

    But differernt strokes for different folks - I've been in Barcelona before (gorgeous men BTW) and been asked by men in shops, "where are you from, your skin is so beautiful". Being pale in a sea of brown bodies makes you stand out I suppose.

    So it's a novelty thing really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,772 ✭✭✭toomevara


    DOLEMAN wrote:
    The porn industry has forever destroyed that word for me.

    Thank God! Its not just me with the debased,debauched mind..that was my first (entirely unedifying) thought on reading that too...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,772 ✭✭✭toomevara


    cinnamon wrote:
    So it's a novelty thing really.

    So true, I had a classic pale skinned/flame haired beauty come stay with me in porto last year and spent the following two weeks marvelling at how the local cassenovas' tongues lolled lasciviously from their gobs everytime she walked by....bloody crowd control, thats all I was.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭complicit


    toomevara wrote:
    So true, I had a classic pale skinned/flame haired beauty come stay with me in porto last year and spent the following two weeks marvelling at how the local cassenovas' tongues lolled lasciviously from their gobs everytime she walked by....bloody crowd control, thats all I was.....
    wow . ive never known a toomevara native to speak so eloquently..wow


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 834 ✭✭✭FillSpectre


    DOLEMAN wrote:
    The porn industry has forever destroyed that word for me.
    It isn't like they invented it they just filmed it. There are worse things.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,772 ✭✭✭toomevara


    complicit wrote:
    wow . ive never known a toomevara native to speak so eloquently..wow

    now, now..less of the anti-toomevara bias.....it's is in fact a hidden jewel when it comes to intellectual discourse and fine speakin'....not from there...though half my genetic material is!:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 370 ✭✭Darren


    Most med women are good looking. Careful though, Have you ever seem a hot 40 year old one??? Gravity seems to take a terrible toll in that part of the world.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    cinnamon wrote:
    Well I am a girl and the med women are absolutely stunning - irish women don't even compare.
    i remember sitting on a pier in portugal people watching with my boyf and watching gorgeous women (mind you they were young) and feeing sick - they made j-lo look like a dog.

    Oh leave it out, give me Irish any day.

    Mind you I was in town this evening near Busaras and caught an eyeful of those that the OP was referring to. One or two fat ones but generally speaking I wanted to whip out the yoghurt rifle. It left me baffled, wondering "why the FCUK are there like 2% of the spaniards in work who look like that".

    Maybe all the students are from wealthy families from one part of Spain, and the Spanish working in Ireland come from an Iberian version of the Gaeltacht where people have a sh1t economy and after 50 years get confused about just how closely they are related.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,038 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    Thèy have nicer skin, not as spotty in general. They need bigger eh... let me stpp here.


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