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Genuine funny names

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  • #32
    baztard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 556 ✭✭✭baztard


    I know a family with names, Larry Long, Willie Long and best of all Myles Long


  • #33
    Narcissus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 781 ✭✭✭Narcissus


    bigjimthefirst wrote:
    Misty Hymen ftw!!



    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/olympics/2000/dayataglance/news/2000/09/20/daag_day7/

    That's bloody hilarious! :D:D


  • #34
    Jamey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 389 ✭✭Jamey


    I know a Ger Noble. :p


  • #35
    Hitchhiker's Guide to...
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,323 ✭✭✭Hitchhiker's Guide to...


    guy i used to go to school with had first name 'Ado'. A common enough name down in Clare.

    teachers used to ask him:

    "what is that short for, Adolf?"








    ... well, it was funny when i was ten


  • #36
    Maximilian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,400 ✭✭✭Maximilian


    I met a guy called Austin Power once. That was a fun day - I have since perfected my Dr. Evil voice.


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  • #37
    FranknFurter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭FranknFurter


    I swear, in secondary school, I went to school with a 100% irish guy whose FIRST name was "Zoltan".

    I would have to have my parents murdered.

    :D

    b


  • #38
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    There's two brothers in the Midlands called Willie Moore and Mickey Moore.


  • #39
    iFight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,498 ✭✭✭iFight


    Hagar wrote:
    There's two brothers in the Midlands called Willie Moore and Mickey Moore.

    What cruel parents


  • #40
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Worked with a girl called Sharon Cole, she married a John Bunker. Worked with another girl called Peta who was getting married to a guy whose surname was Rabbitt.

    Also had to phone up a guy in the SA office of the company I worked for whose name was Richard Stiff... nickname...Dick and guy in the Cairo office whose name was Mustapha Kamel.


  • #41
    gubby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭gubby


    Patsy Cline. (country and western singer) married a guy called Charlie Dick.. and guess what they called their first son.. Randy. swear to god!! often makes me smile


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  • #42
    ferdi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    randy cline dick, lol.

    (for those who dont know, 'klein', which is pronounced the same as Cline, is german for 'small'.) :D


  • #43
    Mrs. MacGyver
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭Mrs. MacGyver


    MrJoeSoap wrote:
    Yeah theres a Michael Hunt bus rental place near me too.

    Anybody know Theresa Green?

    My fiance has that name so he goes by Dermot (2nd Name) (because of the massive slagging!)


  • #44
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,456 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    once knew a guy called...

    ben down


  • #45
    Zebra3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,299 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Patser Gray.:)


  • #46
    moneyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭moneyman


    Mike Hunt is a good one. An even better one is Mike Oxlong.


    :D


  • #47
    New_Departure06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 599 ✭✭✭New_Departure06


    Apple
    Peaches
    Tigerlily
    Trixie-bell
    Lourdes
    (The above 5 you know who I'm talking about)
    Saxby (US politician by this name)


  • #48
    ThrownAway
    Closed Accounts Posts: 703 ✭✭✭ThrownAway


    That geeky guy on the news

    ''and we'll now take you over to mr. Goodbody''

    :p


  • #49
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Just spotted this on rte.ie
    A Dublin man has been convicted at the Circuit Criminal Court of involvement in the shooting and robbery of publican Charlie Chawke in October 2003.
    Would that be charlie chalk then? :)


  • #50
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    the name "Danny Invincible" makes me envious

    what a great surname


  • #51
    chump
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,807 ✭✭✭chump


    Ihad Urma

    wehhhhwehhhhhwehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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  • #52
    Merrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭Merrick


    Richard Head aka Dick Head
    Tee hee...


  • #53
    weeder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    ben dover


  • #54
    carpothepunk
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭carpothepunk


    Pierce Mee


  • #55
    Ninja_scrotum
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭Ninja_scrotum


    My cousin's first name is Zolda. I have yet to meet another human with that name.

    What about place names? Theres a village or an area or something a few miles away from me called "Ballyknob" and another in Waterford called "Bastardstown". Tis on the road atlas of Ireland I swear!


  • #56
    imeddyhobbs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭imeddyhobbs


    how could i forget one of my bosses...dick stain

    http://www.testconsult.co.uk/about_uk_team.htm


  • #57
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    Good friend of mine's surname is McGee, his mums name is Patricia... Think...

    Another friend: Phoebe Dick... Say it fast.


  • #58
    RoadSweeper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,513 ✭✭✭RoadSweeper


    Marts wrote:
    most forenames followed by McGee

    Pat McGee
    C. McGee


    Philip McGee ;)


  • #59
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,808 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    A common surname in Muff, Co. Donegal, is Diver. It is an anglicisation of the Gaelic (!) O Duibhir. So, when you meet someone of that name from Donegal, you ask "Are you from Letterkenny, or are you one of the Muff Divers?". Only problem is it is really pronounced "Divver".

    ps Didn't read the thread, so sorry if it has already been posted.

    Not your ornery onager



  • #60
    PrettyInPunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 843 ✭✭✭PrettyInPunk


    my bro had a teacher called mr.gentleman...funnily enough he was brought to court for kiddy fiddling..


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  • #61
    Blush_01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Not three bad, I know, until people get it.

    Úna Ryan = Ú. Ryan. Effectively, my name is pee. Call me that and you die, by the way.


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