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Genuine funny names

imeddyhobbs · 2006-06-25 00:55:09

I was listening to a GAA game today One of the players name is Mickey McGee does it get better than that? genuine names please

25-06-2006 12:55am

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I was listening to a GAA game today
One of the players name is Mickey McGee

does it get better than that?

genuine names please

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#2 25-06-2006 12:58am

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imeddyhobbs wrote:

I was listening to a GAA game today
One of the players name is Mickey McGee

does it get better than that?

genuine names please

I remember watching a 9/11 commemoration ceremony and hearing some of the funniest names ever. Myself and a mate were in stitches, at such an inappropriate time. Can't remember any specific ones but there were about three or four along the lines of Mickey McGee in about two minutes.

Twas a bit surreal actually!

Coco Crisp (baseballer) is quite a funny one, though its not his birth name.

Oh, and Wolfgang Wolf who managed the football team Wolfsburg (who else? ) for many many years in Germany is quite hilarious.

As is Mr. John Portsmouth Football Club. (Yes he does exist)

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#3 25-06-2006 1:13am

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Didn't somebody get their name changed to Playstation too back some years ago?

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#4 25-06-2006 1:17am

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There was an opera in Waterford last week. The producer/director was called Michael Hunt. Not original, but true.

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#5 25-06-2006 1:20am

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fade2black wrote:

There was an opera in Waterford last week. The producer/director was called Michael Hunt. Not original, but true.

Yeah theres a Michael Hunt bus rental place near me too.

Anybody know Theresa Green?

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#6 25-06-2006 1:26am

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Michael Fitzpatrick

and

Patrick Fitzmichael

Oh, there is a couple of guys
Who lived down by the glen
And every night they go to pubs
That only let in men.
Well, these two lads, they are happy, in fact they’re downright gay;
And when the D.J. plays Madonna
They dance the night away.
And after last call’s over
They’d go back from where they came
To their immaculate apartment
Where they live up to their name.
Oh, Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael
Two better friends, you know there’s never been
Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael
When they go home they fill each other in.
Oh, Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael
You’ve never seen two closer guys.
Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael
Between them they’ve got just one pair of brown eyes

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#7 25-06-2006 1:53am

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Willie Stroker

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#8 25-06-2006 1:56am

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Wasn't there a guy who was so p*ssed off with his bank in the UK that he changed his name to "(Banks name) are total a*sholes" ? Or something similar to that!

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#9 25-06-2006 2:53am

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Aard wrote:

Willie Stroker

willie stroker:D

http://www.reedwords.co.uk/reedwordsblog/reedmiscellany/nationwide_small.jpg

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#10 25-06-2006 2:56am

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Dick Spring and Gay Byrne send foreigners into convulsions.

Dunno why.......

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#11 25-06-2006 3:03am

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DMC wrote:

Dick Spring and Gay Byrne send foreigners into convulsions.

Dunno why.......

dick spring was invented by the irish secret service

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#12 25-06-2006 3:09am

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most forenames followed by McGee

Pat McGee
C. McGee

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#13 25-06-2006 3:12am

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Marts wrote:

most forenames followed by McGee

Pat McGee
C. McGee

ulick,posh:mad:

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#14 25-06-2006 3:16am

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Here we go again

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#15 25-06-2006 3:20am

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Blowfish wrote:

Here we go again

here we go again for you

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#16 25-06-2006 3:48am

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Willie Stroker!! What a legend! Ah ha ha ha! deserves his own thread tbh!!

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#17 25-06-2006 8:35am

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There was a guy I went to school with called Russel McGee.

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#18 25-06-2006 9:01am

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knew a guy called mickey phealan!!

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#19 25-06-2006 9:19am

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some good ones there

not as funny but i know this guy

Dick Power

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for what its worth, this american worked for our company

Dick Burns

How about some irish ones

Annette Curtin and one i always thought funny

Emma Hoare

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I used to work with a guy whose name was Barney Gay...

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#22 25-06-2006 9:53am

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Misty Hymen ftw!!

Twenty-one-year-old Misty Hymen, from Phoenix, Ariz., stunned world-record holder Susie O'Neill to win the 200-meter butterfly in Olympic record time. "Oh, my God! Oh, my God!" she screamed.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/olympics/2000/dayataglance/news/2000/09/20/daag_day7/

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Not really a funny one but a bit of a super hero one.
I went for an interview a few years back in a recruitment agency in balbriggan, the guys name was Creston Cools. Had his business card for ages but it went missing.

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did a fas course with a german guy called peter hardschit

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knmet a guy in the states called miles long

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#27 25-06-2006 11:02am

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There's a woman from Waterford called Ita Cox.

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I know someone called Willie Devine:D also I know someone who's called

Cathrine
Una
Murphy

hee hee!

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I once worked with 2 guys called Dick Phelan and Willie Piper, and no, it wasn't on the set of a Carry On movie.

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#30 25-06-2006 1:07pm

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mukki wrote:

some good ones there

not as funny but i know this guy

Dick Power

No way - I know one of them too. Lives in Portmarnock?

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#31 25-06-2006 2:06pm

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done a week ago....
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054948570
willie stroker defo wins

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I know a family with names, Larry Long, Willie Long and best of all Myles Long

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bigjimthefirst wrote:

Misty Hymen ftw!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/olympics/2000/dayataglance/news/2000/09/20/daag_day7/

That's bloody hilarious!

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I know a Ger Noble.

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guy i used to go to school with had first name 'Ado'. A common enough name down in Clare.

teachers used to ask him:

"what is that short for, Adolf?"

... well, it was funny when i was ten

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I met a guy called Austin Power once. That was a fun day - I have since perfected my Dr. Evil voice.

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I would have to have my parents murdered.

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There's two brothers in the Midlands called Willie Moore and Mickey Moore.

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Hagar wrote:

There's two brothers in the Midlands called Willie Moore and Mickey Moore.

What cruel parents

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randy cline dick, lol.

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MrJoeSoap wrote:

Yeah theres a Michael Hunt bus rental place near me too.

Anybody know Theresa Green?

My fiance has that name so he goes by Dermot (2nd Name) (because of the massive slagging!)

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Mike Hunt is a good one. An even better one is Mike Oxlong.

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A Dublin man has been convicted at the Circuit Criminal Court of involvement in the shooting and robbery of publican Charlie Chawke in October 2003.

Would that be charlie chalk then?

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