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Calling cab numer 4

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  • #32
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Was that a challenge, or a proposition?


  • #33
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    A challenging proposition?


  • #34
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    A challenging proportion?


  • #35
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Hey Macarena!

    /me beings to clean front window of cab


  • #36
    Blush_01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    *Accidentally flashes boobs...* Oops, sorry!

    Never trust street meat. Trust taxi meat even less!


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  • #37
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    //Takes a picture


  • #38
    Blush_01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    You had better not put that up online!


  • #39
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Um.... i wont put it online again :o


  • #40
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Lissen Buud do youse tink youse is in New York or someting???

    gerr in da bleedin taxi or bleedin waaaahk hoame


  • #41
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Right that's it. Everyone out of my cab. I'm going to have to clean the seats down again. :mad:


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  • #42
    Blush_01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    But they were just getting to be the right kind of slippy!


  • #43
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    :eek:


  • #44
    Blush_01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    As if you hadn't noticed!


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    *Rap, rap, rap!* A sound is heard from the boot.
    "Let me out! Can't sleep back here with all that chatter up front."


  • #46
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Beats Blue_Lagoon with a spade*


  • #47
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me uses spade to plant killer tulips.

    Blood......the fertilizer of DooM!


  • #48
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Tulip based triffids? Oh NOES!


  • #49
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me twirls mustache and dances around newly planted tulip bed while wearing evil top hat.

    /me begins evil ritual....

    /me drops trou.


  • #50
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me sprays salt water at Funky


  • #51
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me melts


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  • #52
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    /me cleans up Funky Water with the magical mop of Sorcery and Toast


  • #53
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me wrings Funky Water from mop into a tank and sells for €00.75 a bottle


    GET'CHORE Eau de Penguin here! For that fresh clothespegs-on-teh-nipples feel in every spray!


  • #54
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    My cab is full of human proteins now. I will have to sell it cos there's no way I'm cleaning it.


  • #55
    Blush_01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Ooh, amino acids, my favourite!


  • #56
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    funky penguin wrote: »
    When the fall of the bob says GGGRRRRRUMPLISH!!!!!!! We all say, "I'm too drunk to aim properly!"

    Ready? GO!

    furgh ub!

    I can't remember what I took in 2006, but I wish I still had the prescription.


  • #57
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    That makes perfect sense so it does.


  • #58
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Thats why I want it.....*sniff*...... ;_;


  • #59
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    <<Hugs Flippers>>


  • #60
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    *sniff* Thanks sNarah. I got you a pressie.

    waffle_maker.jpg


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  • #61
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Oooh waffle machine, how quaint!
    *starts making dough, whacks it in machine and hands freshly baked waffle with cream and strawberry over to Flippers*


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