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Calling cab numer 4

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    #32
    Rhyme
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    Was that a challenge, or a proposition?


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    #33
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    A challenging proposition?


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    #34
    Rhyme
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    A challenging proportion?


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    #35
    BlueSpiral
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    Hey Macarena!

    /me beings to clean front window of cab


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    #36
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    *Accidentally flashes boobs...* Oops, sorry!

    Never trust street meat. Trust taxi meat even less!


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    #37
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
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    //Takes a picture


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    #38
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    You had better not put that up online!


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    #39
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Um.... i wont put it online again :o


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    #40
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Lissen Buud do youse tink youse is in New York or someting???

    gerr in da bleedin taxi or bleedin waaaahk hoame


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    #41
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Right that's it. Everyone out of my cab. I'm going to have to clean the seats down again. :mad:


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    #42
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    But they were just getting to be the right kind of slippy!


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    #43
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    :eek:


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    #44
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    As if you hadn't noticed!


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    #45
    Black Swan
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    *Rap, rap, rap!* A sound is heard from the boot.
    "Let me out! Can't sleep back here with all that chatter up front."


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    #46
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Beats Blue_Lagoon with a spade*


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    #47
    funky penguin
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    /me uses spade to plant killer tulips.

    Blood......the fertilizer of DooM!


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    #48
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Tulip based triffids? Oh NOES!


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    #49
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me twirls mustache and dances around newly planted tulip bed while wearing evil top hat.

    /me begins evil ritual....

    /me drops trou.


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    #50
    Sarky
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    /me sprays salt water at Funky


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    #51
    funky penguin
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    /me melts


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    #52
    BlueSpiral
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    /me cleans up Funky Water with the magical mop of Sorcery and Toast


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    #53
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me wrings Funky Water from mop into a tank and sells for €00.75 a bottle


    GET'CHORE Eau de Penguin here! For that fresh clothespegs-on-teh-nipples feel in every spray!


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    #54
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    My cab is full of human proteins now. I will have to sell it cos there's no way I'm cleaning it.


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    #55
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Ooh, amino acids, my favourite!


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    #56
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    funky penguin wrote: »
    When the fall of the bob says GGGRRRRRUMPLISH!!!!!!! We all say, "I'm too drunk to aim properly!"

    Ready? GO!

    furgh ub!

    I can't remember what I took in 2006, but I wish I still had the prescription.


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    #57
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    That makes perfect sense so it does.


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    #58
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Thats why I want it.....*sniff*...... ;_;


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    #59
    sNarah
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    <<Hugs Flippers>>


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    #60
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    *sniff* Thanks sNarah. I got you a pressie.

    waffle_maker.jpg


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    #61
    sNarah
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    Oooh waffle machine, how quaint!
    *starts making dough, whacks it in machine and hands freshly baked waffle with cream and strawberry over to Flippers*


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