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Calling cab numer 4

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  • 10-06-2006 2:51am
    #1
    funky penguin
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    When the fall of the bob says GGGRRRRRUMPLISH!!!!!!! We all say, "I'm too drunk to aim properly!"

    Ready? GO!

    furgh ub!


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    #2
    Rhyme
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    I really should have stayed up for this...

    BAKLAVAH!!!


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    #3
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Cab number 4 here, go ahead.


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    #4
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm cab number 4, and so is my wife!


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    #5
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Where to Mr and Mrs Sarky?


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    #6
    Sarky
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    I think we all know the answer to that one.

    FUNKYTOWN!


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    #7
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    That's across 110th street isn't it?


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    #8
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I know a short cut.

    /careens down alleyway, through market, destroying panes of glass, cages of chickens, and crates of watermelon


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    #9
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Head toward the stuntman so he can look like he's crossing the road only to dive out of the way at the last moment.


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    #10
    Scraggs
    Registered Users Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    Do ya mind sharing?


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    #11
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I don't mind once I get my money.


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    #12
    Black Swan
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    Here are a few bucks. Euros? Naaaa, only USD for ye.


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    #13
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Get out


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    #14
    Blush_01
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    Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed, I had a little drink about an hour ago, and it's gone right to my head...


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    Black Swan
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    Get out? OK, no tip.


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    #16
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Is it just me, or has the driver been drinking? *pokes other half* Doesn't it look like the driver has been drinking?


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    #17
    Black Swan
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    Ouch!
    *Looks over at driver, who is starting to nod off*
    Either that, or he needs more sleep.


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    #18
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Eh, who are you and why are you in my cab? Driver, there's a stranger in this taxi!


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    #19
    Black Swan
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    Hey! You can ride for half if you let me stay. I'll even cover your tip.


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    #20
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Well, I am a poor student... ok.


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    #21
    Black Swan
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    "Student?" Blue cuts eyes at her.

    "Awefully literate I would say, unlike me," Blue looks away, trying not to show any embarrassment.


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    Hail 2 Da Chimp
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    Damn students... you people are a drain on society and all those taxes i paid!!!


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    #23
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Yup. And loving it. MMhm, just think of all those lovely taxes I'll be devouring next year with my grant (yeah, right) and free fees (not this time!) and all the free stuff they give us students (like samples of nivea antiperspirant and pink Spin FM highlighters. We can live on that!).

    Blue, self-deprication doesn't suit you.


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    #24
    Shabadu
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    /me sets up a stall selling kebabs in the boot


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    #25
    Rhyme
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    /me liberates one kebab


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    #26
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me libertates penis


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    #27
    Rhyme
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    Thats not a kebab!!!


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    #28
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    It could be...

    Squint with your right eye.....close your left one 67% of the way......tilt your head 12 degrees......

    And dont forget to pose in a alluring way.


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    #29
    Rhyme
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    My God... its full of stars


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    #30
    Shabadu
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    /me fetches the squeezy bottles


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    #31
    Sarky
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    I'll squeeze YORE bottles!


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