Toilet dilemma

Mimikyu · 18-06-2006 12:46AM

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jimmycrackcorm · 18-06-2006 02:05AM

been there, done that.

Feenikusu · 18-06-2006 10:44AM

Usually I have a handkerchief with me, so I would use that...
But luckily I have never been in such a situation because I always check first.

dogbert_the_dog · 18-06-2006 11:21AM

reminds me of some programme i saw years ago, some guy going to join the police in england and his father was disgusted so laced his breakfast with laxative the morning before he left. guy eats it, leaves house, sh*ts himself on street going to train station, has clever idea to go into shop where he buys trousers, takes them out in the bag & gets train, goes into jacks, flings dirty trousers and underwear out window of train then opens bag to discover a girl's top inside.
I'm sure there's a lesson in there somewhere.....

anyway, the whole using a hanky thing, is it not a bit icky when you're finished & have to put it back in your pocket, not to mind blowing your nose later?

Gator · 18-06-2006 12:25PM

Use your hands

Dave! · 18-06-2006 01:22PM

dogbert_the_dog wrote:

anyway, the whole using a hanky thing, is it not a bit icky when you're finished & have to put it back in your pocket, not to mind blowing your nose later?

Pretty sure that after wiping their arse with it, most people would dispose of it

And that story would just be the worst thing ever! :eek:

irlrobins · 18-06-2006 01:45PM

Couple of years ago in the UCD Student bar, some girl asked if someone in the next cubicle could throw over some paper.

For whatever reason, other girl decided to throw over the contents of the sanitary bin.

Cue one very distressed girl running crying out out of the bar covered in used tampons and the like..... :eek:

dogbert_the_dog · 18-06-2006 01:48PM

muletide wrote:

I print off this page and use it as thats all it is good for

you might have qualified that advice with a warning not to use glossy photograph paper. oh well, you live and learn i suppose.....

Pighead · 18-06-2006 01:57PM

To be honest once you change your Y-Fronts every day there is no real need to wipe your bottom. Generally when Pighead employs his shitty Arse Radar it tends to tell me that it hasn't got too messy up there.

More often than not I get a nice clean break and there is no need to hang about for a wipe. I think we as humans are evolving towards a toilet paperless society.

nlgbbbblth · 18-06-2006 02:02PM

When I was sitting my Inter Cert in 1987 a guy in my class went into the toilet with the intention of looking at cog notes which he had stored in the cubicle.

However the cubicle was occupied.
He knocked on the door and softly whispered. 'I have a notebook in there. Just lift up the cistern lid and pass it out on me please.'

He heard a loud cracking noise and was aghast to see the occupant passing him out the toilet seat under the door.

Brian Capture · 18-06-2006 11:40PM

So what do you guys think about sh*tting blood?

A good thing or a bad thing?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 18-06-2006 11:41PM

might not be healthy but it sure is fun

Brian Capture · 18-06-2006 11:44PM

Mordeth wrote:

might not be healthy but it sure is fun

It's supposed to be very pleasurable.
Both physically and psychologically.

hiscan · 18-06-2006 11:59PM

derek27 wrote:

actually this came up before in a conversation with some college mates (strange what we talk about)... but his solution to the problem was to use your hands to pull the cheeks of your ar5e wide apart when your taking the dump... that way your bunghole wont get dirty lol

jaysus

the Shades · 19-06-2006 12:11AM

Brian Capture wrote:

So what do you guys think about sh*tting blood?

A good thing or a bad thing?

It's usually a sign of a digestive tract infection or something worse and should be checked out by a doctor. unless it's just blood on the paper then you probably just wiped too hard. (yeah that was a pretty gross mental image)

Siogfinsceal · 19-06-2006 12:02PM

reciepts are great - not comfortable but better than nothing!!

ullu · 19-06-2006 12:34PM

In Arab culture, the left hand was used for this purpose. This was due to the lack of water and paper in the desert environment. To this day, the left hand is hidden during meal times and to put it forward for a handshake or use it in a wave is considered rude.

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