Calling cab numer 4

funky penguin · 10-06-2006 01:51AM #1

When the fall of the bob says GGGRRRRRUMPLISH!!!!!!! We all say, "I'm too drunk to aim properly!"

Ready? GO!

furgh ub!

Rhyme · 10-06-2006 10:21AM

I really should have stayed up for this...

BAKLAVAH!!!

homah_7ft · 14-06-2006 09:21PM

Cab number 4 here, go ahead.

Sarky · 14-06-2006 09:33PM

I'm cab number 4, and so is my wife!

homah_7ft · 14-06-2006 09:38PM

Where to Mr and Mrs Sarky?

Sarky · 14-06-2006 10:06PM

I think we all know the answer to that one.

FUNKYTOWN!

homah_7ft · 14-06-2006 11:10PM

That's across 110th street isn't it?

Sarky · 14-06-2006 11:21PM

I know a short cut.

/careens down alleyway, through market, destroying panes of glass, cages of chickens, and crates of watermelon

homah_7ft · 14-06-2006 11:23PM

Head toward the stuntman so he can look like he's crossing the road only to dive out of the way at the last moment.

Scraggs · 14-06-2006 11:25PM

Do ya mind sharing?

homah_7ft · 14-06-2006 11:31PM

I don't mind once I get my money.

15-06-2006 12:13AM

Here are a few bucks. Euros? Naaaa, only USD for ye.

homah_7ft · 15-06-2006 02:41AM

Get out

Blush_01 · 15-06-2006 02:48AM

Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed, I had a little drink about an hour ago, and it's gone right to my head...

15-06-2006 08:53PM

Get out? OK, no tip.

Blush_01 · 15-06-2006 08:59PM

Is it just me, or has the driver been drinking? *pokes other half* Doesn't it look like the driver has been drinking?

15-06-2006 09:51PM

Ouch!
*Looks over at driver, who is starting to nod off*
Either that, or he needs more sleep.

Blush_01 · 15-06-2006 09:55PM

Eh, who are you and why are you in my cab? Driver, there's a stranger in this taxi!

15-06-2006 10:18PM

Hey! You can ride for half if you let me stay. I'll even cover your tip.

Blush_01 · 15-06-2006 10:20PM

Well, I am a poor student... ok.

15-06-2006 10:28PM

"Student?" Blue cuts eyes at her.

"Awefully literate I would say, unlike me," Blue looks away, trying not to show any embarrassment.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 15-06-2006 10:35PM

Damn students... you people are a drain on society and all those taxes i paid!!!

Blush_01 · 16-06-2006 10:21AM

Yup. And loving it. MMhm, just think of all those lovely taxes I'll be devouring next year with my grant (yeah, right) and free fees (not this time!) and all the free stuff they give us students (like samples of nivea antiperspirant and pink Spin FM highlighters. We can live on that!).

Blue, self-deprication doesn't suit you.

Shabadu · 16-06-2006 11:57PM

/me sets up a stall selling kebabs in the boot

Rhyme · 17-06-2006 12:01AM

/me liberates one kebab

funky penguin · 17-06-2006 12:02AM

/me libertates penis

Rhyme · 17-06-2006 12:03AM

Thats not a kebab!!!

funky penguin · 17-06-2006 12:07AM

It could be...

Squint with your right eye.....close your left one 67% of the way......tilt your head 12 degrees......

And dont forget to pose in a alluring way.

Rhyme · 17-06-2006 12:09AM

My God... its full of stars

Shabadu · 17-06-2006 12:09AM

/me fetches the squeezy bottles

Sarky · 17-06-2006 07:49PM

I'll squeeze YORE bottles!

Calling cab numer 4

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