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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #5852
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Ah, a keen exponent of the 'method acting' school of thought, I see.


  • #5853
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Uh, yeah. Method acting. Sure.

    >_>


  • #5854
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    and lo the day of idiotic concern and terror past but to ensure the orifices powers were not to be used for evil there was not posting on the day of 06-06-06.
    For the denziens of the orifice knew that all had been reverse and would wait for the faithful day of 09-09-09.

    The slate has been wiped clean, the orifice also and everything put back in it's proper place.


  • #5855
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Wow...well spotted Thaed! Why didn't we post? On the evil rage filled monkeys topic I thought it befitting...

    /me snatches bluespirals 20

    Keep the change*, you filthy animal!







    *tomato(e?)s


  • #5856
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I saw the devil today.


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  • #5857
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    But in Bizarro world, you saw GOD!


  • #5858
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Huzzah!


  • #5859
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    Wow...well spotted Thaed! Why didn't we post? On the evil rage filled monkeys topic I thought it befitting...

    /me snatches bluespirals 20

    Keep the change*, you filthy animal!
    *tomato(e?)s
    Oh noes!

    And I poured fairy liquid over my self yesterday for protection. I smell like clean zesty lemons.:D

    *snatches back twenty and runs off to study*

    I'll be back:cool: in a week and a bit


  • #5860
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me mocks zesty Junior Certi-fake-it-er


  • #5861
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    /me mocks all those wearing a popular washing up liquid for protection


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  • #5862
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    PENIS


    or something


  • #5863
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sure is quiet tonight. *yawn* I sure could go for a little entertainment of an adult nature.

    /me taps foot

    /me ties MoJu over a bar stool

    /me looks at Tallie & tSubh


  • #5864
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    /me sets up the camera


  • #5865
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me gets corn of a popped nature








    /me also gets pliers....just in case.... ¬_¬


  • #5866
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me rocks out with my cock out


  • #5867
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Shabadu wrote:
    Sure is quiet tonight. *yawn* I sure could go for a little entertainment of an adult nature.

    /me taps foot

    /me ties MoJu over a bar stool

    /me looks at Tallie & tSubh
    /wells up in tears


  • #5868
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me licks MoJu's tears


  • #5869
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Shabadu wrote:
    Sure is quiet tonight. *yawn* I sure could go for a little entertainment of an adult nature.
    ...
    /me looks at Tallie & tSubh
    Sorry I'm tired from having spent time coding the website of a fetish event.

    Yeah, I get the irony too.


  • #5870
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    AAARRRGHHH

    argh.jpg


  • #5871
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Shabadu wrote:
    Sure is quiet tonight. *yawn* I sure could go for a little entertainment of an adult nature.

    /me taps foot

    /me ties MoJu over a bar stool

    /me looks at Tallie & tSubh
    /me strokes shabadu's knee

    I'm never too tired....


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  • #5872
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    em can i have some food? i've been tid up for 2 days now


  • #5873
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    /me waves a chicken wrap just out of reach of Matthew

    :) You wan' it?


  • #5874
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me waves "sausage wrap" infront of moju....

    >_>


  • #5875
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Helicopter


  • #5876
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    funky penguin wrote:
    /me waves "sausage wrap" infront of moju....

    >_>
    Chicken's better.

    <_<


  • #5877
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    o_O


    *monacle pops from face*

    o_o

    My word!


    O <
    Fallen monacle


  • #5878
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    /me hoofs Sarky in the coccix

    /runs away cackling manically


  • #5879
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    '|_|'

    ^^ Top hat fallen off and landed upside down

    ;_;


  • #5880
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    /me ties a lenght of ribbon arround the tophat fashioning it into a nosebag and after filling it with prunes slings it over Moju's head for him to eat out of.


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  • #5881
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I suspected he wasn't getting enough fibre. He never wanted a poo-flinging contest with me. :(


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