Sarky, In my orifice please.

tSubh Dearg · 03-06-2006 01:32PM

/me gets Tallie to site ban Matt.

That'll teach you to bully me!

EDIT: Posting from the back garden w00t! \o/

Matthewthebig · 03-06-2006 04:51PM

but you started it ;_;

arbeitsscheuer · 03-06-2006 04:51PM

Ooooh, a backgarden - lah dee dah, Mrs Hoity-Toity...

tSubh Dearg · 03-06-2006 05:32PM

Matthewthebig wrote:

but you started it ;_;

No I didn't! That is such a lie!

And Seb, I'm not married, so that's MS Hoity-Toity to you!

Talliesin · 03-06-2006 05:34PM

Matthewthebig wrote:

/me slaps tsubh's stomach

pink belly
pink belly

Oi! Only I slap tSubh.

And not on her belly.

Talliesin · 03-06-2006 05:37PM

Rhyme wrote:

'zackly...

Although 3 days for a ressurection is slow going, i guess the fact that he rises every year makes up for it.

Pot-bellied pigs

Maybe it's like the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter books, where she can't raise someone as a zombie for three days, as the soul hasn't yet departed from the body until then.

Matthewthebig · 03-06-2006 05:58PM

tSubh Dearg wrote:

No I didn't! That is such a lie!

And Seb, I'm not married, so that's MS Hoity-Toity to you!

yes you did.

you invaded poland

arbeitsscheuer · 03-06-2006 06:05PM

Matthewthebig wrote:

you invaded poland

Pfft - who hasn't?!

tSubh Dearg · 03-06-2006 06:47PM

Matthewthebig wrote:

yes you did.

you invaded poland

Seb's right, in fact you invaded Poland yourself just last week!

BlueSpiral · 03-06-2006 06:54PM

Damn, I knew I was wrong when I tried to invade Denmark.....

I'm so out of the loop.

tSubh Dearg · 03-06-2006 07:14PM

BlueSpiral wrote:

Damn, I knew I was wrong when I tried to invade Denmark.....

I'm so out of the loop.

:eek: Attacking my ancestral home! That's an act of war right there!

/me lays siege on BlueSpiral

arbeitsscheuer · 03-06-2006 07:20PM

/me lends my special siege artillery to tsubh, to signal solidarity against the brutal invasion of Denmark...

...which probably has a much longer history of invading other countries, but we'll draw a TCN veil over that!

BlueSpiral · 03-06-2006 07:25PM

tSubh Dearg wrote:

:eek: Attacking my ancestral home! That's an act of war right there!

/me lays siege on BlueSpiral

:eek:

Oi! Who said I did invade Denmark, I hit Normandy, got hungry and went home.

But I won't turn down a good old batterin' war. Arrrrr!

/ me puts on eyepatch and starts folding large pirate paper boat

arbeitsscheuer · 03-06-2006 07:30PM

WATCH OUT, TSUBH, SHE'S GOT TOMATOES* AND SHE'S NOT AFRAID TO FLING THEM!!!!

*That is: Tuh-mah-toes

BlueSpiral · 03-06-2006 07:36PM

So not to waste my precious tuh-mah-toes....

SUCK APRICOTS, YOU ENEMY NON-POT-BELLIED MONSTER!

/flings at seb

Edit: Can We have the war tomorrow?, I have to go babysitting.
Kthxbi.

Talliesin · 03-06-2006 08:07PM

Invading Poland and Denmark isn't as good an idea as invading France. Sure the Maquis get all the films and books and BBC 3-part mini-series, but the Danish and Polish Resistance were much better at basic concepts, like "shoot the ones in the grey uniforms.

Meanwhile, I've got my imaginary video camera back from when I was doing a medical porn film, several pages back, and am in an artistic mood this time.

I'm doing a cross-over of "Twelve Angry Men" and "Twelve Monkeys", entitled:

TWELVE ANGRY MONKEYS

Definitely not a porn flick this time, any full-frontal nudity, spankings, bloomers, collars, bondage, furry costumes, accidental urination and/or half pirate regalia/half naked outfits will be entirely non-gratutious and only when necessary to move the story forward.

Casting call!!!

arbeitsscheuer · 03-06-2006 08:11PM

BlueSpiral wrote:

Edit: Can We have the war tomorrow?, I have to go babysitting.
Kthxbi.

Typical. All this war-mongering rhetoric, and then she cries off coz of alleged 'babysitting' duties. Pathetic. Just like Hitler in 1938. And he never got anywhere.

@Talliesin: I wish to put myself forward for the role of Angry Monkey #4. Not Angry Monkey #3 and certainly not #5. #4.
I was born to play that role!

tSubh Dearg · 03-06-2006 08:21PM

BlueSpiral wrote:

So not to waste my precious tuh-mah-toes....

SUCK APRICOTS, YOU ENEMY NON-POT-BELLIED MONSTER!

/flings at seb

Edit: Can We have the war tomorrow?, I have to go babysitting.
Kthxbi.

Fine I'll just get my siege nicely in place, while you babysit.

BTW Seb we WANT her to throw the Tuh-mah-toes for then she shall have nothing left to eat and will wither and die and then we win! Bwhaaa hah ahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahhaaaa ha.

Tallie; I would like to play the role of "the girl" who's heart gets broken by monkey #7 but learns to love again with monkey #11, against all odds.

Talliesin · 03-06-2006 08:26PM

Great. I think Seb has the emotional depth to plumb Monkey #4's heart-wrenching tale of how his experiences as being so ugly that no one would date him throughout high-school and college and much of his working life, until that one night with someone nearly as hideously ugly as himself gave him herpes.

tSubh meanwhile gets to start in a spanking scene that outshines the emotional intensity of the one in Secretary, the humour (and bloomers) of the one in McLintock!, the natural chemistry of the one in Donovan's Reef, and the impromtu payback of the one in The Iron Maiden*.

*"The Swinging Maiden", for American audiences.

Sarky · 03-06-2006 10:37PM

I was informed I might be suitable as Monkey #1.

It's either the "dad" from the PG Tips ads, or the one with giant red buttocks, isn't it?

Matthewthebig · 03-06-2006 11:11PM

Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's *discretion*. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness.

Talliesin · 03-06-2006 11:57PM

That's right Sarky, Monkey #1. The sexy one, prettier than the male lead. He dies at the end, but it's a noble death, sacrificing himself so that others may live.

BlueSpiral · 04-06-2006 08:55AM

/waves twenty euros
Mwhahaha easy money, you may have the siege and the twelve angry red-butted worker monkeys, but I have the twenty and the tuh-mah-toes!

Are they flying monkeys?

arbeitsscheuer · 04-06-2006 12:44PM

No, but they're filled with murderous rage, so it all evens itself out.

Talliesin · 04-06-2006 07:16PM

Monkey #9 can fly.

Monkey #5 used to be a naval aviator, but loss his wings due to a progressive deterioration of his eyesight, and is coming to terms with this and the fact that he will eventually lose his sight entirely.

tSubh Dearg · 04-06-2006 07:39PM

/me wanders into the thread and onto the set in 1930's style dress and killer pair of heels.

I'm ready for my close up Mr Talliesin.

Talliesin · 04-06-2006 07:42PM

Ah yes, Miss Dearg, there's a few scenes I want to read through with you in my orifice.

Have a seat, tSubh.

Drink?

arbeitsscheuer · 04-06-2006 08:39PM

It's deja vu all over again...

Talliesin · 04-06-2006 08:55PM

A déjà vu indicates a glitch in the orifice. It happens when they change something.

Sarky · 05-06-2006 12:05AM

/me throws a teacup full of his own poo at the director

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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