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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #5792
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I'm still reeling from the shock...

    /wanders off to the kitchen


  • #5793
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    /wanders off to the kitchen
    Make us a cup of tea while you're in there love, I'm parched.


  • #5794
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I KNEW I WANTED SOMETHING!!!!*

    /me makes tea all round

    Who takes sugar?






    *apart from BlueSpiral of course :p


  • #5795
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Oh for goodness' sakes, would ya ever just go and molest a lactating cat!
    Get some of that sexual tension out of your system.
    You clearly know how to do it properly anyway...


  • #5796
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Mmmm, lactation...


    Your just jealous! :p


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  • #5797
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    True; 8 nipples... When I'm sittin here wit just the 2...

    What an unbelievably lucky guy. /shakes head ruefully


  • #5798
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    BAM!!

    /me shares the nipples around


  • #5799
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    hmmmm that reminds me I have a box of After Dinner Nipples somewhere. They're perfect for dinner parties.


  • #5800
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    hmmmm that reminds me I have a box of After Dinner Nipples somewhere. They're perfect for dinner parties.
    Come again??


  • #5801
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    Come again??
    Tsk, I tell ya, the amount of times I've had girls say that to me... er... yeah.


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  • #5802
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Ah you didn't even try with that one did you? My gran could have come up with that one, and she's dead! :eek:


  • #5803
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Death never stops the truly determined.

    Just look at Hitler.


  • #5804
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    ...and Jesus, every Easter i lock my doors and bar the windows. Theres no way he's getting me.


  • #5805
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Que??


  • #5806
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Look out! He's got a que!


  • #5807
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    /me dives in front of funky penguin


  • #5808
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Hey, no diving, this ain't no swimming pool.

    Pffffffft, diving is for pussies and pot bellied pigs at american fairs. :/


  • #5809
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    /pushes bluespiral into pool filled with pot bellied pigs.


  • #5810
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Yay! I heart the pot bellied pigs. ^_________^ How did you know homah?


  • #5811
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    BlueSpiral is a girl of many and bizarre tastes. May heaven help the bloke she ends up with, having to compete with pot bellied pigs for her affections...


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  • #5812
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Unless he is a pot bellied pig mayhaps. Homah knows all


  • #5813
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What about pot-bellied blokes with piggy noses?


  • #5814
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    That's a grey area.


  • #5815
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    SebtheBum wrote:
    BlueSpiral is a girl of many and bizarre tastes. May heaven help the bloke she ends up with, having to compete with pot bellied pigs for her affections...
    Or at least the one I catch....


  • #5816
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Rhyme wrote:
    ...and Jesus, every Easter i lock my doors and bar the windows. Theres no way he's getting me.

    :eek: ZOMBIE JESUS?!?


  • #5817
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:
    :eek: ZOMBIE JESUS?!?
    'zackly...

    Although 3 days for a ressurection is slow going, i guess the fact that he rises every year makes up for it.

    <3 Pot-bellied pigs


  • #5818
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Zombie jesus eats pot bellied pigs?



    Thats just wrong :(


  • #5819
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Pot-bellied pigs must be kosher.


  • #5820
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    mmmm flaming pork belly.


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  • #5821
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me slaps tsubh's stomach

    pink belly
    pink belly


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