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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #5732
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    ...Sheep?


  • #5733
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Zut alors!


  • #5734
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    For a thread that's a year old, it's lost none of it's freshness...Must be the foil wrapping.


  • #5735
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    MMM, I am hopping on these goofballs, va va weedle dee


  • #5736
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    For a thread that's a year old, it's lost none of it's freshness...Must be the foil wrapping.
    Maybe we should release it again, under a new name with a "Now with foil wrapping, for real fresh tasting thread!" ad, to boost sales?


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  • #5737
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    Must be the foil wrapping.

    Yes. The foil wrapping. Certainly not the blood of innocents. We don't do that sort of thing anymore.


  • #5738
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Yes not since....The Incident


  • #5739
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    That was a fun day.


  • #5740
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Those poor chinchilla's... they never saw it coming.


  • #5741
    singingstranger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    P278S.jpg

    I wear a foil ribbon for those chinchillas...


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  • #5742
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Rhyme wrote:
    Those poor chinchilla's... they never saw it coming.


    It's amazing what you don't see coming when your eyeballs have been removed.


  • #5743
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    You mean like the future?


  • #5744
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    20050402.gif

    Courtesy of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal


  • #5745
    fuzzywiggle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭fuzzywiggle


    I see says the blind man a hole in the wall


  • #5746
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    *stabbitystabbitystab*

    Stupid future.


  • #5747
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    BlueSpiral wrote:
    *stabbitystabbitystab*

    Stupid future.
    You.


  • #5748
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Rhyme wrote:
    20050402.gif

    Courtesy of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

    Ahaaha

    That made me laugh like crazy.


  • #5749
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    You.
    Me?

    Peanuts.


  • #5750
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    No, me. You can stick those peanuts in the sockets where your eyes used to be. They are salted by the way.


  • #5751
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    *sticks them in her socks*


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  • #5752
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Which means your toes are exposed to my boots. I can't help it if I'm clumsy.


  • #5753
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me saves the Orifice from the indignities of the second page!


  • #5754
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me is hailed as hero by all


  • #5755
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me waits for celebratory ticker tape parade to be held in her honour.


  • #5756
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    You're gonna be waitin' for a while, darlin.

    Sorry, did I say "a while"?

    I meant "eternity".


  • #5757
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me kicks Seb

    You better show me some respect! There are plenty of other people willing to celebrate my greatness!


  • #5758
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    My own personalé jesus!


  • #5759
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    /me kicks Seb
    /me rubs leg

    Sorry, did I say "leg"?

    I meant...


  • #5760
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    SebtheBum wrote:
    /me rubs leg

    Sorry, did I say "leg"?

    I meant...
    *Cough*


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  • #5761
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You can't rub a cough.

    Unless it's one of those *really* unpleasant coughs with personality.


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