Post an unfunny joke here

Dun laoire · 22-05-2006 10:31PM #1

or better still make one up thats just not funny. To be honest i find the worst jokes funny sometimes cause you get to laugh at the person

I'l get the ball rolling. I taught of this today hence the idea and i know when i pull this one out i will get a bit of stick from the mates.

Why was the sauna full of carrots?

Because they were very stupid snowmen.

Healio · 22-05-2006 10:36PM

Why did the hammer have no friends?

he was nothing but a tool.

dubtom · 22-05-2006 10:57PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ask him ya cabbage, he's only over there.

I've got one about mods moving posts but it's hilarious.

Dun laoire · 22-05-2006 11:05PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Nobody knows why because he can't talk.

biko · 23-05-2006 09:46AM

Wieviel Uhr ist es?
Es ist kein Filur, es ist mein Bruder!

23-05-2006 03:54PM

So this horse walks into a bar.

Dumb horse.

Dun laoire · 23-05-2006 04:06PM

This guy sitting on a park bench looking really sad and this real pretty girl sits next to him and asks "why the long face"? he replies "ahh i got dumped by my girlfriend yesterday and i feel really depressed" so she says " well thats sad but why the long face"? He says " Hi, i'm Rocky Dennis, pleased to meet you".

fuzzywiggle · 23-05-2006 04:14PM

Did you hear about the tractor?

It turned into a field...

Zapp Brannigan · 23-05-2006 06:07PM

Whats the difference between your arm and a bra?

the french language!!

Sofaspud · 23-05-2006 10:36PM

fuzzywiggle wrote:

Did you hear about the tractor?

It turned into a field...

Shouldn't that be "the tractor with magical powers"?

23-05-2006 10:59PM

Did ya hear about the gay magician?

He disappeared with a puff.

county · 23-05-2006 11:03PM

whats the difference between an egg and a ****

you can beat an egg,but you cant beat a ****

Sam Vimes · 23-05-2006 11:43PM

did you hear about the farmer who won the nobel prize? he was outstanding in his field

Gator · 23-05-2006 11:48PM

What do you call postman pat when he is retired.................pat

jobonar · 24-05-2006 10:18AM

2 canibals eating a clown. 1 turns to the other and says... does this taste funny to you?

Frank Drebin · 24-05-2006 01:55PM

Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine?

It wouldn't go!

spoofilyj · 24-05-2006 03:18PM

Why did the plane crash?

Because the Pilot was a loaf of bread!!

kent · 24-05-2006 03:40PM

how do you pronounce tom?

tom

Dun laoire · 24-05-2006 03:45PM

2 cows walk into a bar.
barman looks up and shouts "get them fcukin things outta here"

Raytown Rocks · 24-05-2006 03:46PM

Whats a Wog?
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A wump of wood.

Heinrich · 24-05-2006 03:49PM

chef wrote:

Whats a Wog?
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A wump of wood.

...and a wok is for thwowing at wabbits

jaysus

melekalikimaka · 24-05-2006 03:50PM

why did the airplane crash

the pilot was a loaf of bread

Dun laoire · 24-05-2006 04:02PM

Whats smells and is covered in paint?

A bum after stealing some painter and decorators overalls.

macfran · 24-05-2006 10:47PM

Whats brown and steaming on a piano stool?

Beethovens last movement.:

mang87 · 25-05-2006 12:23AM

A man walks into a bar.

He's an alcoholic and his addiction is destroying his family.

mang87 · 25-05-2006 12:33AM

One cow says to another; "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The second replies; "Why should I be? I'm a duck."

Capt'n Midnight · 25-05-2006 12:49AM

Pust un unffoonny juke-a here-a
oor better still meke-a oone-a up thets joost nut foonny. Tu be-a hunest i feend zee vurst jukes foonny sumetimes coose-a yuoo get tu loogh et zee persun

I'l get zee bell rulleeng. I tooght ooff thees tudey hence-a zee idea und i knoo vhee i pooll thees oone-a oooot i veell get a beet ooff stick frum zee metes.

Vhy ves zee soona fooll ooff cerruts?

Becoose-a zeey vere-a fery stoopeed snoomee.

Ishmael · 25-05-2006 01:47PM

Whats the difference between a duck?

One of its legs is both the same.

how do you catch a gorilla?

hide in a tree and make sounds like a banana.

xzanti · 25-05-2006 01:54PM

Whats black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white??

A nun falling down the stairs...

What black and white and chuckles?

The nun that pushed her.....

25-05-2006 02:06PM

Commander Vimes wrote:

did you hear about the farmer who won the nobel prize? he was outstanding in his field

Hahah, thats a good 'un

mang87 · 25-05-2006 03:27PM

What's black and white and red all over?

A nun with an axe in her face

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