Post an unfunny joke here

Dun laoire

or better still make one up thats just not funny. To be honest i find the worst jokes funny sometimes cause you get to laugh at the person

I'l get the ball rolling. I taught of this today hence the idea and i know when i pull this one out i will get a bit of stick from the mates.


Why was the sauna full of carrots?


Because they were very stupid snowmen.

Healio

Why did the hammer have no friends?

he was nothing but a tool.

dubtom

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ask him ya cabbage, he's only over there.



I've got one about mods moving posts but it's hilarious.

Dun laoire

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Nobody knows why because he can't talk.

biko

Wieviel Uhr ist es?
Es ist kein Filur, es ist mein Bruder!

So this horse walks into a bar.

Dumb horse.

Dun laoire

This guy sitting on a park bench looking really sad and this real pretty girl sits next to him and asks "why the long face"? he replies "ahh i got dumped by my girlfriend yesterday and i feel really depressed" so she says " well thats sad but why the long face"? He says " Hi, i'm Rocky Dennis, pleased to meet you".

fuzzywiggle

Did you hear about the tractor?

It turned into a field...

Zapp Brannigan

Whats the difference between your arm and a bra?

the french language!!

Sofaspud

fuzzywiggle wrote:

Did you hear about the tractor?

It turned into a field...

Shouldn't that be "the tractor with magical powers"?

Did ya hear about the gay magician?

He disappeared with a puff.

county

whats the difference between an egg and a ****

you can beat an egg,but you cant beat a ****

Sam Vimes

did you hear about the farmer who won the nobel prize? he was outstanding in his field

Gator

What do you call postman pat when he is retired.................pat

jobonar

2 canibals eating a clown. 1 turns to the other and says... does this taste funny to you?

Frank Drebin

Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine?




It wouldn't go!

spoofilyj

Why did the plane crash?


Because the Pilot was a loaf of bread!!

kent

how do you pronounce tom?

tom

Dun laoire

2 cows walk into a bar.
barman looks up and shouts "get them fcukin things outta here"

Raytown Rocks

Whats a Wog?
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A wump of wood.

Heinrich

chef wrote:

Whats a Wog?
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A wump of wood.

...and a wok is for thwowing at wabbits

jaysus

melekalikimaka

why did the airplane crash



the pilot was a loaf of bread

Dun laoire

Whats smells and is covered in paint?

A bum after stealing some painter and decorators overalls.

macfran

Whats brown and steaming on a piano stool?

Beethovens last movement.:

mang87

A man walks into a bar.



He's an alcoholic and his addiction is destroying his family.

mang87

One cow says to another; "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The second replies; "Why should I be? I'm a duck."

Capt'n Midnight

Pust un unffoonny juke-a here-a
oor better still meke-a oone-a up thets joost nut foonny. Tu be-a hunest i feend zee vurst jukes foonny sumetimes coose-a yuoo get tu loogh et zee persun

I'l get zee bell rulleeng. I tooght ooff thees tudey hence-a zee idea und i knoo vhee i pooll thees oone-a oooot i veell get a beet ooff stick frum zee metes.


Vhy ves zee soona fooll ooff cerruts?


Becoose-a zeey vere-a fery stoopeed snoomee.

Ishmael

Whats the difference between a duck?

One of its legs is both the same.

how do you catch a gorilla?

hide in a tree and make sounds like a banana.

xzanti

Whats black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white??















A nun falling down the stairs...






What black and white and chuckles?











The nun that pushed her.....

Commander Vimes

Commander Vimes wrote:

did you hear about the farmer who won the nobel prize? he was outstanding in his field

Hahah, thats a good 'un

mang87

What's black and white and red all over?







A nun with an axe in her face

Crubeens

Q. Whats green and smells of ****e?

A. Kermit's arse

Crubeens

Q. Whats green and smells of ****e?

A. Kermit's arse

Thought if I put an 'e' on the end of '****' then it wouldn't be deemed a curse

Dun laoire

What's red white and moans alot?


Women on the 28th

Trip Hazard

What has four legs and flies?



A dead Horse




What do you call an old man in a sailor suit?



An Old Sailor

Capt'n Midnight

Why is the sand wet ?

Because the seaweed.

Dun laoire

What did one testicle say to the other?

Nothin, they where talkin boll1x

Duiske

A baby seal walks into a club..........

evil_seed

Duiske_Lad wrote:

A baby seal walks into a club..........

i like it

Sam Vimes

Trip Hazard wrote:

What has four legs and flies?



A dead Horse

i'm ashamed to say it took me a second to get that

Zapp Brannigan

What do you call a blackman who flies a plane....








A Pilot, you racist.

Jabbathegut

What's white and cant climb trees?
A Fridge


Why did the little girl fall off the swings?
She had no arms.

Capt'n Midnight

Did you hear about the magician who was walking down O'Connell Street ?

He went into Henry Street.

Donegal Lass

whats pink and fluffy?





............pink fluff!!

11811

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a gin.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................and tonic,
Barman replies"why the big paws"



Whats brown and if it falls from a tree can kill you?
A pianio.:D

Police caught 2 teens- one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

Capt'n Midnight

Whats the difference between a duck and some grass ?

They are both green, apart from the duck.

Plug

Why did the turtle cross the road?...to get to the shell station

How do you confuse a kerry man? put him in a round room and tell him there's E50 in the corner.

Kerry man's latest invention? a solar powered torch.

What,s the difference between Jesus and a painting of him? It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

Dun laoire

What does the pakistani woman and myself have in common?


We both have big issues

Plug

Dun laoire wrote:

What does the pakistani woman and myself have in common?


We both have big issues

Good one:D

Dun laoire

What smells worse than a guinness fart?


Two guinness farts in quick succession.