Sarky, In my orifice please.

BlueSpiral · 15-05-2006 08:45PM

I've only got 9 euros and....
*fishes in pocket*
Salmon flavoured chewing gum.
Will that do?

Sarky · 15-05-2006 09:46PM

SebtheBum wrote:

/aside: A tenner says Roz will kick Tar's ass. Any takers?

Only because Tar likes it rough.

funky penguin · 15-05-2006 10:11PM

Which is reason enough to grab some popcorn, I think.

Bonus points for those who eat it from a black lycra clad bowl.

Bonus I say!

singingstranger · 15-05-2006 10:18PM

Eh, I'll take an Away question for two points, please, Sue.

Chad ghostal · 15-05-2006 11:07PM

/Chases after "sue" with swordfish

Sarky · 16-05-2006 12:36AM

funky penguin wrote:

Which is reason enough to grab some popcorn, I think.

Bonus points for those who eat it from a black lycra clad bowl.

Bonus I say!

Ninja bowls!

Or am I thinking of the sport where old men throw metal balls from the shadows?

BlueSpiral · 16-05-2006 04:05PM

Chad ghostal wrote:

/Chases after "sue" with swordfish

my name is Sue...

:eek: *scarpers*

homah_7ft · 17-05-2006 12:15PM

And my name is..... slap.

Now for a Benny Hill style chase.

tSubh Dearg · 17-05-2006 03:30PM

/me watches the skantily clad ladies and man in a gorilla suit run past.

Rhyme · 17-05-2006 07:06PM

/me digs out orangutang suit

funky penguin · 17-05-2006 07:43PM

I sure could go for some tang.

homah_7ft · 17-05-2006 09:04PM

Wang isn't a bad first name. Wang. Then you got the whole "-ang" family. Fang, Bang, Tang.

Rhyme · 17-05-2006 09:09PM

homah_7ft wrote:

Then you got the whole "-ang" family. Fang, Bang, Tang.

So Ang Lee has family members such as Tang Lee, Fang Lee, Bang Lee and Wang Lee... COOL

18-05-2006 04:20PM

I wish my name was Wang

Adam · 18-05-2006 04:36PM

*waves*

I missed you guys.....*heaving sob of joy*

Rhyme · 18-05-2006 04:46PM

*Waves back*

Where'd you go?

Adam · 18-05-2006 04:49PM

On a vendetta to assassinate members of eircoms staff.... no broadband for two weeks, followed two days later by no phone line at all for a week! W*NKERS

18-05-2006 04:56PM

fade_to_grey wrote:

On a vendetta to assassinate members of eircoms staff.... no broadband for two weeks, followed two days later by no phone line at all for a week! W*NKERS

Didn't you know that June 1st is National Try to Assassinate Members of Eircoms Staff Day?

Rhyme · 18-05-2006 05:04PM

fade_to_grey wrote:

On a vendetta to assassinate members of eircoms staff....

/Disavowed

Welcome back

homah_7ft · 18-05-2006 05:10PM

It's only allowed if you beat them to death with a bishop's crozier, also known as a staff.

Sarky · 18-05-2006 05:44PM

fade_to_grey wrote:

On a vendetta to assassinate members of eircoms staff.... no broadband for two weeks, followed two days later by no phone line at all for a week! W*NKERS

You weren't funny enough, so I had a word with them to deny you the internet for a bit.

tSubh Dearg · 20-05-2006 08:26AM

/me does a fair weather dance.

I don't need rain today!

_Kaiser_ · 20-05-2006 11:42AM

Showers and cloudy according to the news. Was misersable at about 6am this morning tho!

Sarky · 21-05-2006 04:38PM

There's a storm in my teacup. It zapped the sugar cubes with tiny, tiny lightning. I'm afraid to stir it, having only metal spoons.

Blush_01 · 21-05-2006 04:56PM

*passes a plastic one*

Hehehe... try that. It has a wooden handle, honest!

Adam · 21-05-2006 06:08PM

Eircom aren't funny enough either. The automated voice system on their helpline doesn't accept responses ending with "dickhead".

"Are you enquiring about a repair?"

"Yes, dickhead"

"I'm sorry, I couldn't understand you. Would you like to speak to an Eircom representative?"

"YES, DICKHEAD!"

"I'm sorry, you seem to be having trouble, please hold while you are connected to an Eircom represenative"

:rolleyes:

Sarky · 21-05-2006 06:20PM

Maybe if you weren't such a rude git you might get through?

Adam · 21-05-2006 06:30PM

Lacking patience after being told 3 times that they'd call out...

Did you know they also produce metal spoons?

And lightning. Fact.

Tar.Aldarion · 21-05-2006 06:37PM

Machines always know.

funky penguin · 21-05-2006 06:44PM

Tang?

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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