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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #5612
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    While hanging 10


  • #5613
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I've been up since 6.15 and I'm still going to miss my bus. GRR. Very pissed off right now.


  • #5614
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Sarky wrote:
    We declared you Belle Of The Ball.

    But Talliesin got jealous and challenged you to a duel involving flaming sex toys.

    Then Shabadu ululated, and all was well.
    I can so clearly picture all of this.


  • #5615
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    As well you might, *because that's what happened, right?*


  • #5616
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Yes, yes it is.

    Also I flew to the moon on a giant rubber piggy, accompanied by the delectable chad ghostal. \o/ The Moooooon! Where the space cows live and it's all made of cheese and milky ways.


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  • #5617
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    no, that was the time we drugged you up....


  • #5618
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    I was thar! I sar it all!
    I also have indisputalbe videotronic evidence AND Neil Armstrongs corpse !!!


  • #5619
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    We can fake more moon landings!


  • #5620
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    With moon pie?


  • #5621
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And pennywhistles!


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  • #5622
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    /tries to die quietly in a corner

    F**king pennywhistles...


  • #5623
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Zurmples for everyone!

    Mind the carpet. ¬_¬

    I'm looking at you Sarky.

    And by looking, I of course mean perving.

    >_>


  • #5624
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    :señor perv:


  • #5625
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Nothing like a bit of Perving to get you in the mood for some thread necrophilia.


  • #5626
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Double perv with knobs on.


  • #5627
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    OMG Shabs internet face changed! Change... Confusing... World... Crumbling... Arousal... Rising...


  • #5628
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me sexes you up with Bowietastic results...


  • #5629
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Noes! Too many Bowies!


  • #5630
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Impossible!


  • #5631
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    C'est trés possible Sarklor.


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  • #5632
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    *loom*


  • #5633
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *swoon*


  • #5634
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    *Groom*


  • #5635
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    *Bride*


  • #5636
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    *ride*

    :senor:


  • #5637
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    *Brejudice*


  • #5638
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Damn you TardotAldarion.


  • #5639
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Funky, you really know how to hit my G dot.


  • #5640
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    RETAR(d)ALDARION MORE LIKE!!!!!1


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  • #5641
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    lollers... you've been itchin' to hit him with that one for a while now, haven't ya Sarks?


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