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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #5552
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I can picture the foreplay...

    "Call me Ishmael!"


  • #5553
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Sarky wrote:
    I can picture the foreplay...

    "Call me Ishmael!"
    :D


  • #5554
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Sarky wrote:
    I can picture the foreplay...

    "Call me Ishmael!"
    I sit in awe of your greatness.


  • #5555
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Goddamnit, FOOLZ!!!11 Allowing this beautiful, intelligent, amazing thread to reach second page?!


  • #5556
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Heh, psicic is gone, fancy that...

    [yoda voice]The cahones he had not, mmmm...[/yoda voice]


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  • #5557
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    I don't want to hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes? Herpes herpes, bo-berpes, banana, fana fo-ferpes -- her-pes. Ow!


  • #5558
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    what ?

    These are not the Cahones you are looking for ?


  • #5559
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me looks awed at the size of the melons on the african-american woman in the start of Ladykillers

    :eek::eek::eek:


  • #5560
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    *Cries* Not allowed in the single person thread no more.


  • #5561
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    pff just ignore that edict, it's no big deal....or something, at least not anymore.


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  • #5562
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Yeah, besides you could argue that while ur bf is down in Limerick then ur single, in a manner of speaking. I dunno why you'd wanna argue that, but then again I dunno why you'd wanna post in the Singles thread.

    It's all just mental altogether.


  • #5563
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    *wave*


  • #5564
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    FuzzyLogic wrote:
    *wave*
    *wave back*


  • #5565
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    /surfs wave


  • #5566
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    *waves some crispy rashers*


  • #5567
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    My First Post In This Thread!!!!!!!!!
    :d :d


  • #5568
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    BlueSpiral wrote:
    *waves some crispy rashers*
    /me eats up all of the rashers.


  • #5569
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    /Me eats Square_igloo.


  • #5570
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    square_igloo wrote:
    My First Post In This Thread!!!!!!!!!
    :d :d
    Do you know anything of Darwin's first thoughts on the animal that is now called the platapus?
    If you do, you get a FREE* button!

    *p&p will cost one squillion dollars


  • #5571
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    FuzzyLogic wrote:
    *wave*

    *Mexican wave*


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  • #5572
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    *bite*


  • #5573
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    hmmm time to get rid of those teeth if you're going to bite people.

    /me hogties Fuzzy and sends him to the dentist.


  • #5574
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I like teh biting....I'ma gonna BITECHA!


  • #5575
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    One tooth at a time I'm gonna bring down this bite.


  • #5576
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    bite the kerb


  • #5577
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Another one bites the dust....?


  • #5578
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    *gestures*


  • #5579
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    /Thumps


  • #5580
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Hitwithstick! Hitwithstick!:eek:


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  • #5581
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    NotInTheFace! NotInTheFace!


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