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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #5462
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    There, you made her cry now. I hope you little bitches are happy now.

    /me cheers up tSubhy by flinging multiple rubber piggies at her


  • #5463
    psicic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    Why don't you try and cheer her up by massaging her 'Chad'?

    Although, since I'm not up on gay-upper-class-English-public-school slang, that could be what you meant when you said 'flinging multiple rubber piggies'...


  • #5464
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *sigh*

    You just. Don't. Get it.


  • #5465
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    it's ok Sarky

    join the therapy thread

    i shall dispense advice


  • #5466
    psicic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    Can I dispense justice?

    Always wanted to do that like Batman or Inspector Gadget.

    Even have my own theme tune worked out, it starts like: Da-dada-daaaah, Dee-de-la-loo, Du-duh-duh-dummmm, Dooo-doo-la-looo. Be-be-ba-lu, bu-bu-la-loo, bom-ba-da-bom, bol-la-la-loo.

    It goes on from there, but you get the idea.


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  • #5467
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Sarky wrote:
    There, you made her cry now. I hope you little bitches are happy now.

    /me cheers up tSubhy by flinging multiple rubber piggies at her

    Shoot me dead, but I read that as fingering... :eek:

    Closely followed by the word multiple, equals badness.

    Suck my Chad.


  • #5468
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Don't be silly. I would never indulge in multiple piggyfingering for tSubh's benefit in public. You, sir, are a sick and twisted monster.


  • #5469
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    /Me dispenses shampoo to thread.


  • #5470
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Sarky wrote:
    Don't be silly. I would never indulge in multiple piggyfingering for tSubh's benefit in public. You, sir, are a sick and twisted monster.
    And?


  • #5471
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    and who left my pet's cage door open again.
    Back into your cage Fade_to_Grey.


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  • #5472
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me scampers

    I'm tired of being everyone's butt-monkey around here!*



    *brownie points for the first person to get the quote...


  • #5473
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    >_>
    Simpsons
    <_<

    >_>
    Scrubs
    <_<


    >_>
    Shampoo
    <_<


  • #5474
    psicic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    justice


  • #5475
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I like shampoo.


  • #5476
    psicic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    Smells better then the real stuff, anyway...:p


  • #5477
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    Well excuse me for caring about spelling and grammar.

    /me runs away crying
    /me offers fade_to_grey outside.


  • #5478
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    psicic, you're not really getting this thread, are you?

    You see, everyone one else here is being funny.

    Do try to get with the programme.


  • #5479
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Oh Talliesin. You make my laughing muscles ache.

    Love muscle... heh.


  • #5480
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Who's being funny? I really, REALLY like shampoo.


  • #5481
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    Oh Talliesin. You make my laughing muscles ache.

    Love muscle... heh.
    So, you've grown to associate your "love muscle" with people laughing then?

    Poor bastard.


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  • #5482
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    Oh Talliesin. You have such an impressive Love muscle...it makes me ache.
    I agree. He does have a very impressive love muscle.


  • #5483
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Can I agree too, for the sake of people gasping and spreading rumours and gossip?


  • #5484
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Why yes you can. Now come join me for a sexy party.

    SexyPartyDance.gif


  • #5485
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    HmmmmMMmm hypnotic sex party *_*


  • #5486
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Sarky wrote:
    Can I agree too, for the sake of people gasping and spreading rumours and gossip?
    Pah! Not like we never offered you a threesome a few months back.

    You had your chance, Sarky.


  • #5487
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Wait a minute, I was offered no threesome! You lie! J00 LIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!


  • #5488
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Chad ghostal wrote:
    HmmmmMMmm hypnotic sex party *_*
    You're always welcome to join our sex parties chad ;)


  • #5489
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Sarky wrote:
    Wait a minute, I was offered no threesome! You lie! J00 LIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!
    What? Boards beers. We're pulling your beard and generally flirting as usual, when we say we have to go, and we ask if you want to come too, and you laugh, and then I ask if you'd *really* like to go, then you go a bit pale and nervous and back away saying you have to talk to more people at the beers you haven't seen in a while.


  • #5490
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I've missed teh sexeh...

    To the next boards beers I go!!


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  • #5491
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    You're always welcome to join our sex parties chad ;)
    Don't do it chad, my party has infinity more stewie, also the poeple from those gifs. ;)


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