Sarky, In my orifice please.

tSubh Dearg · 19-04-2006 07:14PM

No NO! Vote for me for supreme ruler of the Orifice!

I've had a lot of a experience since I was the comber of the luxurious hair ALSO I was the alphabetiser of condiments.

A vote for me is a vote against tangles and a vote for a more organised store cupboard!

Adam · 19-04-2006 07:22PM

A vote for me is free easter eggs for all!

Shabadu · 19-04-2006 07:25PM

/me produces turban.

Eh, who was it that the Sultan mayheliveforever Sarky proclaimed Grand Vizier in charge of monkeys? Me, that's who. And yere all monkeys, so back to work!

BlueSpiral · 19-04-2006 07:38PM

I'm going to be a rebel and not vote! take that you political morons!

Adam · 19-04-2006 07:43PM

/me works monkey-like

That which we call a tulip by any other word would smell as sweet.

Shabadu · 19-04-2006 07:54PM

/me shoots lightning out of all facial orifi.

tSubh Dearg · 19-04-2006 09:03PM

/me sneaks up behind Shabadu and steals her turban

Aha! Now I am the Grand Vizir for I have the special hat of DOOM!

Shabadu · 19-04-2006 09:42PM

/me bribes tSubh with iced raspberry buns for safe retrieval of turban before hilarious 'Magician's apprentice'-esque shenanigans ensue.

Adam · 19-04-2006 09:52PM

pfft, turban politics

tSubh Dearg · 19-04-2006 10:21PM

Shabadu wrote:

/me bribes tSubh with iced raspberry buns for safe retrieval of turban before hilarious 'Magician's apprentice'-esque shenanigans ensue.

I don't need your iced buns! I can order my own now that I have the turban and they can be brought to me by scantily clad dancing girls!

Adam · 19-04-2006 10:22PM

tSubh Dearg wrote:

I don't need your iced buns! I can order my own now that I have the turban and they can be brought to me by scantily clad dancing girls!

Why iced buns? Go large, chocolate eclairs are the way forward!

tba · 19-04-2006 10:34PM

tSubh Dearg wrote:

I am the Grand Vizir for I have the special hat of DOOM!

I'm gonna sing the Doom song now, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Duh, Duh, Doom, Doom, Doom, The END, oh whats That!?

Matthewthebig · 19-04-2006 10:39PM

what was i again?

i had some sort of important job.

i think it was checker of the concubines

<_<
>_>

Adam · 19-04-2006 10:47PM

/me wants an important job

Sarky · 19-04-2006 11:45PM

You were the dancing boy we raped the sh*t out of on a regular basis, MoJu.

Adam · 19-04-2006 11:47PM

/me rapes matthewthebig

now i feel cool

Nevyn · 20-04-2006 12:25AM

and he screamed so prettily.

Adam · 20-04-2006 12:30AM

I like it when they scream.

/me feels slightly remorseful

....previous statement retracted..

Tar.Aldarion · 20-04-2006 12:31AM

Sigh.
/Me rapes fade_to_grey again.
Know your place.

Adam · 20-04-2006 12:34AM

/me knows place as little spoon

*sob*

Tar.Aldarion · 20-04-2006 12:38AM

There is no spoon.

Only raped teen flesh.

Nevyn · 20-04-2006 12:42AM

/me wonders why Tar's sig remind her of a flaming vulva or an abused one.

Tar.Aldarion · 20-04-2006 12:45AM

Because I see a girl saying no as a girl saying yes...and have an odd fascination with chili...

/Me rapes Fade_to_grey for good measure.

Adam · 20-04-2006 12:51AM

*ponders over how sick to be*

*decides not to go there*

*.....this time*

Nevyn · 20-04-2006 12:58AM

tsk tsk not chilii you want to use menthol makes them more lively the chili burns too much too soon and they seize up.

Sarky · 20-04-2006 01:06AM

fade_to_grey wrote:

*ponders over how sick to be*

*decides not to go there*

*.....this time*

The anime avatar should be a dead giveaway.

Basically, he's going to rape you until you like it.

Tar.Aldarion · 20-04-2006 01:09AM

/me Beckons Fade_to_grey closer to reenact an entire series of La Blue Girl.
Tentacles care of CuLT.

tba · 20-04-2006 01:09AM

It will happen

Nevyn · 20-04-2006 01:13AM

/me gets popcorn and await the arrivals of the tentcles

homah_7ft · 20-04-2006 01:19AM

they haven't fallen yet so?

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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