Sarky, In my orifice please.

arbeitsscheuer

Home ec? HOME EC?!:eek:

*Non-legal Alert*

Right that's it, I'm outta here

/runs

BlueSpiral

excellent.

>: )

tba

/me steps in

Rhyme

/me extends leg

homah_7ft

/me gets glue because I can't sew.

Nevyn

crazy glue with glitter in it ?

homah_7ft

I don't like glitter. It's shiny and makes birds attack me. So maybe pritt stick or something like that. Afterall I don't want my fingers glued together.

Adam

/me gropes BlueSpiral some more, just cos she doesn't like it

No wait, thats kinda wrong...

/me retracts hand

Chad ghostal

ZoMg teh Paedos @_@


Crazy-glitter-glues Seb, fade_to_grey and thaed into a big 'T'

Rozabeez

/me stumbles into the orifice with hair half-brushed and make up a mess

I...was....busy.....ORIFICE! I missed thee.

That was one great week. Must go again, toodles.

tba

/me fires elastic band at Rozabeez

arbeitsscheuer

/me jumps in front of Rozabeez, taking an elastic band in the eye

OW!!!

tba

how romantic

arbeitsscheuer

Actually I'd thought that the elastic band was a gift of some sorts, and I didn't want Roza getting her grubby mitts on it... That elastic is mine, mine I tell thee!

And so on.

Nevyn

/me used the high grade solvent she keeps handy to disolve the crazt glitter glue and used the snips to remove the cable ties off Seb before his limbs athropy.

arbeitsscheuer

Oh thank crap!

/rubs limbs to restore circulation

Anyone else need their limbs rubbed?

homah_7ft

/me runs into minefield rather than having my limbs rubbed by Seb

Adam

/me thinks

*insert inane post here*

BlueSpiral

homah_7ft wrote:

/me runs into minefield rather than having my limbs rubbed by Seb

BOOMBOOMBOOM!

how pretty!

Nevyn

/me sits under her black parasol watching the pretty explosions and eating an apple.

BlueSpiral

Red or green?

Nevyn

/me offers Bluesprial one of the lushicous red apples from her basket.

Take one Dearie, and would you like a comb for your hair or maybe a length of ribbon for arround your pretty neck.........

BlueSpiral

/gets into silly red riding hood mood

oh, an apple? for me? oh no, I couldn't I've just had wolfie pie. And you can have the ribbon!

/ ties it round Thaed's neck

See looks better on you!

oh look no body else around!
/pulls out a gun

Rozabeez

And I thought Seb was being my hero!

homah_7ft

/me consoles Roza with my stubs.

BlueSpiral

Let's play hospital!

/wraps big bandages around the wounded Homah_7ft

Now lets play ancient Egypt!

/rolls Homah into a big tomb

homah_7ft

/me demonstrates my laziness by using this opportunity to grab forty winks.

BlueSpiral

/me throws in some scorpians and poisonius snakes into tomb

oops! My fingers definitely didn't accidentally let those fall in.

homah_7ft

/me lights the barbeque.

/me performs party trick of juggling hot coals.

/me performs poorly

/red-hot coals travel towards Bluespiral

BlueSpiral

/wipes off cindered skin

that's it
/closes tomb to leave homah in the dark