Sarky, In my orifice please.

TheMilkyPirate · 19-04-2006 03:43AM

god i love toast

Adam · 19-04-2006 03:52AM

baraca wrote:

god i love toast

Gotta be a past user, no n00b would discover the wonder of the thread so quickly!

BlueSpiral · 19-04-2006 09:29AM

How did you get four easter eggs?

Procrastination is the wave of the future!

Nevyn · 19-04-2006 09:42AM

That is nothing I am convienced my daughter mugged or blackmailed the easter bunny as she got 9.

BlueSpiral · 19-04-2006 09:55AM

But that rabbit has millions of children to feed! :eek:

Sarky · 19-04-2006 12:11PM

Incorrect.

That rabbit has millions of children to feed ON.

jsr · 19-04-2006 01:07PM

BlueSpiral wrote:

But that rabbit has millions of children to feed! :eek:

The rabbit just delivers the eggs. Everyone should kbow the eggs are made by Santa in the off season to keep his mind off his wife's cronic crack addiction. Its in the BIBLE people!

The level of know-nothing-ness of stuff in this thread is, like, huge!

Sarky · 19-04-2006 01:32PM

jsr wrote:

The rabbit just delivers the eggs.

Its ovipositor is well hidden, isn't it?

Tar.Aldarion · 19-04-2006 01:43PM

/Me lays egg in excitement.

jsr · 19-04-2006 01:55PM

Sarky wrote:

Its ovipositor is well hidden, isn't it?

Oh my yes its location is the last secret of Fatima.

Shabadu · 19-04-2006 01:56PM

Tar wrote:

/Me lays egg in excitement.

/me poaches it

GEDDIT?????!??!?!?!??!?>!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

BlueSpiral · 19-04-2006 02:19PM

I don't get it.

Oh look a tumbleweed. How the freck does that cat keep getting in????

Matthewthebig · 19-04-2006 03:28PM

so how do you like your eggs?

scrambled or fertilised?

tSubh Dearg · 19-04-2006 03:31PM

jeez you go away for a weekend and suddenly you've lost track of what the hell is going on.

Btw I got 2 easter eggs and a Lindt bunny....so so tasty!

Tar.Aldarion · 19-04-2006 03:50PM

I can't believe you got infinity more eggs than me and that is a lot I am told.

Sarky · 19-04-2006 04:42PM

I got no eggs. But I DID get a fifty from my parents. It paid the ESB, which was overdue by four months.

So that's alright then.

Nevyn · 19-04-2006 04:59PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I can't believe you got infinity more eggs than me and that is a lot I am told.

She's female, she has a LOT more eggs then you.

Sarky · 19-04-2006 05:05PM

Oh, well done, Thaed. Way to crush the poor lad's hopes and dreams. You should be ASHAMED of yourself!

Tar.Aldarion · 19-04-2006 05:16PM

Thaedydal wrote:

She's female, she has a LOT more eggs then you.

We'll see after the operation, won't we.

So anybody got some eggs for me?

Nevyn · 19-04-2006 05:29PM

Sarky wrote:

Oh, well done, Thaed.

Thank you .

BlueSpiral · 19-04-2006 05:32PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

We'll see after the operation, won't we.

So anybody got some eggs for me?

I can perform an ameteur sex change on you. Then we'll put a chicken inside you.

Sarky · 19-04-2006 05:35PM

Will the chicken cost extra? Because if it doesn't, that's quite the bargaqin you're offering young Tar.

BlueSpiral · 19-04-2006 05:38PM

Which one? Alive or zombie?

Sarky · 19-04-2006 05:41PM

Ooh, zombie, please.

"Graaaaaaaiiiiiins..."

Tar.Aldarion · 19-04-2006 05:44PM

Why would I pick a non zombie chicken?
I mean no necropheliac proberties.
/Me gets kleenex and settles down to the corpse bride again.

BlueSpiral · 19-04-2006 05:50PM

Zombie it is, it's free.

/sticks a knife in Tar to start the operation

Sarky? Where'd the chicken go?

BlueSpiral · 19-04-2006 06:08PM

Congrats Tar, you're a woman! With some man.

Tar.Aldarion · 19-04-2006 06:10PM

You put...sarky in me? :eek:

BlueSpiral · 19-04-2006 06:20PM

Did I type that out loud??

Adam · 19-04-2006 06:28PM

/me looks baffled

I've missed some major shifting in the political sway of this thread...

Vote for me!

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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