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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #5162
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    /Bluespiral forgets about the carrots left in the tomb :o

    /me eats them and finds way out of tomb.

    /me dances a jig


  • #5163
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    *whistles*

    Oh look a gun!

    *innocently starts shooting jigging things*


  • #5164
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    /me dances even faster.

    /me takes two * to the big toe

    /me begins to weep cos my big toe hurts


  • #5165
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    /me ninja's BlueSpiral

    label_ninja_d.gif


  • #5166
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    /me sits down agressively :confused:


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  • #5167
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    /me stands up passively


  • #5168
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    /me is outta here


  • #5169
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    BlueSpiral wrote:
    *whistles*

    Oh look a gun!

    *innocently starts shooting jigging things*
    [in an unnecessarily loud voice]
    SHE'S GOT A GUN!!!


  • #5170
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    SebtheBum wrote:
    [in an unnecessarily loud voice]
    SHE'S GOT A GUN!!!
    /me turns into Danny Glover


  • #5171
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    SebtheBum wrote:
    [in an unnecessarily loud voice]
    SHE'S GOT A GUN!!!
    What gun?? :eek:

    ahhh a ninja! *throws an easter egg at you*


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  • #5172
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    /me weeps gratefully and hugs BlueSpiral over-zealously

    Thank you, THANK YOU! Nobody else got me an easter egg today and... Wait a minute... It's a NESTLE egg!

    Take your evil corporation-y eggs somewhere else, Eichmann!

    /me throws egg right back at BlueSpiral


  • #5173
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Fine
    /enjoys the co-oparation chocolately goodness of evil


  • #5174
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    ...while her emoemu gently weeps


  • #5175
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me hangs head in shame at the direction the thread has taken in my time of abscence

    ATEHHHHNNSHUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ALRIGHT YOU MAGGOT-HEAD PIECES OF SH1T, LISTEN UP! WE'RE GOIN IN HARD AND FAST, AND IF ANY OF YOU PANSY ASSED BITCHES GETS MUTILATED THATS YOUR PROBLEM NOT MINE!!

    COME ABOUT!

    AND...LEFT! LEFT! LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT!

    /me wipes away a solitary tear...

    They ain't kids no more Sarge...


  • #5176
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    /me sticks a cork in Bluespirals.....






























    Gun.


  • #5177
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    My Easter sucked.

    I win. Or lose. Whichever's funnier.

    Also, buttocks.

    Hee hee hee...


  • #5178
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Easter could have been worse, gots me four easter eggs! :D


  • #5179
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    EVERYONE MUG fade-to-grey FOR THE CHOCOLATEY GOODNESS!!!

    Selfish barstard - we all want eggs too.


  • #5180
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me gives fade_to_grey teh "chocolate" loev


  • #5181
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me gives Sarky some egg for teh "loev"

    mmmm, loev


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  • #5182
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    As for the rest of ye greedy feckers, keep yer filthy meathooks off me booty, yarr!

    /me sneers


  • #5183
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Oh no, he's resorted to his nuclear option - Sneering!

    Run for the hills, fellow boardsies, we must flee his lethal glare!*












    *note: may be sarcasm


  • #5184
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Do you reckon you could make a baby wear half an easter egg as a hat?


  • #5185
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I reckon we should try. I don't have any babies or easter eggs however.


  • #5186
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Thaedydal wrote:
    Matt you do know that posting in TCN does not add to you post count.
    You could try the Chuck norris forum and see how long you last with out getting banned.
    Actually Thaed, MoJu was trying to get back into the top 3 posters in this thread. It's been an ongoing joke. We had a big spam war 60 or so pages ago. You orifice n00b!


  • #5187
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Shabadu wrote:
    Actually Thaed, MoJu was trying to get back into the top 3 posters in this thread. It's been an ongoing joke. We had a big spam war 60 or so pages ago. You orifice n00b!

    Pure lousy.


  • #5188
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    /randomly smashs an old easter egg full of beans over fade_to_grey's head


  • #5189
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Beans? BEANS?!!!!

    I hate beans.

    /me does ixnay on the easter egg pour le bluespiral


  • #5190
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    You idiot, I was being nice!
    It was full of JELLY beans!
    And everyone should know that easter eggs full of magical jelly beans is good for hair, making it grow amazingly!


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  • #5191
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me does the chocolate "loev" for the bluespiral

    Pass the loev.


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