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  • #5102
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    I fear you not Sebthebum esp after meeting you at the beers in June.

    /me sliding tackles Sebthbum hog ties him and puts heated rollers in his
    Prefectly Natural PREFECTLY straight hair.


  • #5103
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Thaedydal wrote:
    I fear you not Sebthebum esp after meeting you at the beers in June.

    /me sliding tackles Sebthbum hog ties him and puts heated rollers in his
    Prefectly Natural PREFECTLY straight hair.
    Them's harsh words! :eek:


  • #5104
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    /me can't remember meeting Thaed...

    ARGH, rollers!

    Damn being distracted by my own haphazard train of thought at a critical moment!


  • #5105
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Do you even remember me?


  • #5106
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    :)


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  • #5107
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Great. She's smiling again.

    That means something bad is going to happen.

    To me.

    Probably involving my limbs.


  • #5108
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me makes a mental note to attend next boards beers in order to remember nobody

    Seems the done thing :rolleyes:


  • #5109
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Oh boards beers are great to get to meet people or not meet them but get to see what they look like and how they behave.

    /me tightens the industrailsized cable ties on Sebthebumb and sorts through her branding irons....


  • #5110
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    For example Thaed is actually really tall.


  • #5111
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    tba wrote:
    For example Thaed is actually really tall.
    As apposed to my mental image of her ACTUALLY BEING A MIDGET! :eek:

    EDIT:I like midgets I does.


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  • #5112
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Thaedydal wrote:
    Oh boards beers are great to get to meet people or not meet them but get to see what they look like and how they behave.

    /me tightens the industrailsized cable ties on Sebthebumb and sorts through her branding irons....
    and so begins the begging... and pleading... and then, inevitably, the screaming...

    Please, I'm shaving my hair off for charity anyway, can't you wait 2 weeks fOR THE LOVE OF GOD?!?!?:eek:


  • #5113
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    /me starts to get the popcorn and drinks ready for the show.


  • #5114
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me sits next to BlueSpiral and dips into the popcorn

    This should be good!


  • #5115
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    You totally screwed it up - it's meant to be;

    "This is gonna be great!"


    ©Amstel


  • #5116
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    /me sits next to BlueSpiral and dips into the popcorn

    This should be good!
    /Me removes popcorn from her lap so fad to grey gets a cheap feel.


  • #5117
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    /Me removes popcorn from her lap so fad to grey gets a cheap feel.
    [Fonz voice]Ay![/Fonz voice]


  • #5118
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    SebtheBum wrote:
    You totally screwed it up - it's meant to be;

    "This is gonna be great!"


    ©Amstel
    Why do I know what you're talking about... :confused:


  • #5119
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    /Me removes popcorn from her lap so fad to grey gets a cheap feel.
    /smacks the popcorn bowl over Tar's head

    SHAT UP!!!!! :mad: And you're the one sitting next to fade_to_grey, not me. ;) Haven't been touched!


  • #5120
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    BlueSpiral wrote:
    /smacks the popcorn bowl over Tar's head

    SHAT UP!!!!! :mad: And you're the one sitting next to fade_to_grey, not me. ;) Haven't been touched!
    Hey wait a sec - if you haven't been touched, who've I been feeling up for the last 20 minutes...:eek:


  • #5121
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    SebtheBum wrote:
    Hey wait a sec - if you haven't been touched, who've I been feeling up for the last 20 minutes...:eek:
    :eek:

    that would again probably be the Fade_to_grey or Tar.

    men pfffft


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  • #5122
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    /me gropes Bluespiral and wanders off to look for her oxyacetaline torch...


  • #5123
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Oh well that's alright then.

    So, fade_to_grey/Tar.Aldarion.... How you doin'?


  • #5124
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Why the hell is everybody trying to abusing me????

    This ain't the popularity I want.


  • #5125
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Hey, this is a complex boards initiation ritual... or some similar ridiculous explanation to that effect...

    Besides, you're just getting groped - Thaed's trying to torture me via my lengthy and treasured hair!

    I'd rather be groped.


  • #5126
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    true, at least you're the one with the searing hot poker's branding you Thaed's.

    Awww I feel happy again!

    /me skips in the flowery flowery fields


  • #5127
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    /me stands in front of sign warning of mines in the flower beds.


  • #5128
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    And before I could yell, "Don't tread on a mine"... She trod on a mine.


  • #5129
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    i'm not happy any more.
    :(


  • #5130
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Aw...

    Huggles for... whatever's left of BlueSpiral... urgh, what a mess.

    Ok homah, you made this mess, it's your job to clean it up.


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  • #5131
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    /gathers what is left of her body and starts to sew it up

    And my home ec teacher says I'll fail my exams!


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