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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #5072
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    tekkit beeyaatch


  • #5073
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Matthewthebig wrote:
    tekkit beeyaatch
    yummy!


  • #5074
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Matt you do know that posting in TCN does not add to you post count.
    You could try the Chuck norris forum and see how long you last with out getting banned.


  • #5075
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Then reregister and try to beat that record.


  • #5076
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Thaedydal wrote:
    Matt you do know that posting in TCN does not add to you post count.
    You could try the Chuck norris forum and see how long you last with out getting banned.

    :eek:

    I want the last 3 days of my life back!!


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  • #5077
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    You'd only squander them anyway.


  • #5078
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    SebtheBum wrote:
    No you fool! They played in defence for Tunisia. That fat pigeon played upfront for the Cote d'Ivoire and put a few goals past em. Hence the constant weeping.

    I got it wrong again. He only played for the university team. Poor Albert got tuberculosis.


  • #5079
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Ah TB.
    The solitary scourge of the emoemu...

    ...

    ...well, that and parents who just don't, like, UNDERSTAND.


  • #5080
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I think it's the crossed-breed emu with camels that have that trouble.


  • #5081
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    If emoemu had wrists, he's slit them.

    No, ankles don't work as well.


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  • #5082
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Nobody loves you when you're an emu.


  • #5083
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Do people love camus?


  • #5084
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I'll have you know that's emels.



    And it's MR. Emels to you!

    Good day sir!

    :mad:


  • #5085
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    /me gets this horrid image of Mr fade_to_grey on an emu posing as an emo and stalking her arround boards.......


  • #5086
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    I'll have you know that's emels.



    And it's MR. Emels to you!

    Good day sir!

    :mad:

    Emels have the body of a camel and the head of an emu. I always get that mixed up.


  • #5087
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /ducks behind the bush outside thaedydals window

    Down emel, down!! Good boy.


  • #5088
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Thaedydal wrote:
    /me gets this horrid image of Mr fade_to_grey on an emu posing as an emo and stalking her arround boards.......
    That's gonna replace the octopus in my nightmares...

    ...ARGH!


  • #5089
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    /me lets the hellhound out for his evening ramble...


  • #5090
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Hellhounds are pretty...a hellhound/camel/emu crossbreed....

    /me is dazzled by the possibilities


  • #5091
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    /me getting crushed by a falling line.


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  • #5092
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    fade_to_grey, are you trying to construct a 21st century version of the Medusa?


  • #5093
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    /me ponders which combination would amuse her more,

    seeing the hell hound shagg the emu or fade_to_grey
    or the hell hound shagging the emu shagging fade_to_grey


  • #5094
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Go for the threesome.

    Imagine every permutation.

    Marvellous.


  • #5095
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Mmmm... It's like mental gymnastics - no, aerobics.

    Strenuous and faintly illicit.


  • #5096
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Did someone say threesome?! Count me in :D


  • #5097
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Sarky wrote:
    Go for the threesome.

    Imagine every permutation.

    Marvellous.

    but there is only so many ways to stack a hellhound an emu and a Fade_to_grey
    and any that needs me touching any of them is out.


  • #5098
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Thaedydal wrote:
    but there is only so many ways to stack a hellhound an emu and a Fade_to_grey
    and any that needs me touching any of them is out.
    emel is crying...apologise at once!


  • #5099
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    But... he's always crying.

    Frankly, I'd be worried if he wasn't.


  • #5100
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    pfff
    Make me.


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  • #5101
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Thaedydal wrote:
    pfff
    Make me.
    I likes a challenge, I does.


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