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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    I've heard that song before...

    or have I?
    <.<


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    NEVER! It's completely original!

    How dare you have the audacity to impune my character so mailiciously...:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Fine! it's completely original.

    Yesh, men. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Pfft, women...

    My mom says I'm cool


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    SebtheBum wrote:
    Do you really want to hurt it?
    Do you really want to make it cry?

    I loved you! Now I find you flirting with some newb!

    Did I disappoint you or let you down?
    Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?
    'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun,
    Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.
    So I took what's mine by eternal right.
    Took your soul out into the night.
    It may be over but it won't stop there,
    I am here for you if you'd only care.
    You touched my heart you touched my soul.
    You changed my life and all my goals.
    And love is blind and that I knew when,
    My heart was blinded by you.
    I've kissed your lips and held your hand.
    Shared your dreams and shared your bed.
    I know you well, I know your smell.
    I've been addicted to you.
    Goodbye my lover.
    Goodbye my friend.
    You have been the one.
    You have been the one for me.
    I am a dreamer and when i wake,
    You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take.
    And as you move on, remember me,
    Remember us and all we used to be
    I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile.
    I've watched you sleeping for a while.
    I'd be the father of your child.
    I'd spend a lifetime with you.
    I know your fears and you know mine.
    We've had our doubts but now we're fine,
    And I love you, I swear that's true.
    I cannot live without you.
    Goodbye my lover.
    Goodbye my friend.
    You have been the one.
    You have been the one for me.
    And I still hold your hand in mine.
    In mine when I'm asleep.
    And I will bare my soul in time,
    When I'm kneeling at your feet.
    Goodbye my lover.
    Goodbye my friend.
    You have been the one.
    You have been the one for me.
    I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.
    I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.
    I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.
    I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me warms up voice


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    /me clears throat and accidentally hocks on Tar

    Ooooh, sorry, um, was clearing throat, yeah...

    Anyway, it's not some noob, it's a hot noob... Which surely justifies everything.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    SebtheBum wrote:
    /me clears throat and accidentally hocks on Tar

    Ooooh, sorry, um, was clearing throat, yeah...

    Anyway, it's not some noob, it's a hot noob... Which surely justifies everything.
    Seconded.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    dammit i am behind


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    i need to get my posts up


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    so i can beat sarkadu


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    that's right i combined their names


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Combine more of us. I feel the results would be sexy enough to power a small village.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    i shall win


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    sTarkadu Deat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    i hope that is better


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    they darka than us!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    ah blazing saddles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    full of lollerful moments


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    been a while since i have done this


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Am I now part of this sexy amalgamation?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    i am teh winnAr


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Am I now part of this sexy amalgamation?
    no


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    i am teh winnAr

    He's lying Tar, lies I tell thee!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    sTarkadu Deat
    LIES!


    possibly!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    sarky, shabadu, tsubh dearg and beat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    so you lose


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    you lose


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    as there is no capital t in tSubh Dearg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    suck my plums


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