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Settle a bet:Garbage juice or Urine??

  • 06-04-2006 05:58PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭


    What would u consider worse , drinking a shot of garbage juice or a shot of Urine (not your own).


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,192 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    I'd hate to drink garbage juice from the trash that people keep on the sidewalk.

    But I gotta be honest with you...I'm not a big fan of piss.

    But I reckon I'd take the piss...as garbage juice probably contains rat piss amongst other delights.

    Plus, piss is good for you (apperantly)

    oh, great thread btw tbh imho ftw.

    POLL POLL POLL POLL!! I REALLY wanna see how this one turns out ;)


  • Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dubguy speaks a lot of sense. Piss, ultimately, won't make you seriously ill, garbage juice might. Having said that, garbage juice can be refreshing with a dash of tabasco.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    Piss, preferably kelly brookes piss with a dash of lime and an umbrella


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Garbage juice tbh. It looks like threads on human waste is the new fad, out with barry scott and cillit bang :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    hmmm prob piss, that bin juice **** is fairly mank looking


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    rubadub wrote:
    Piss, preferably kelly brookes piss with a dash of lime and an umbrella

    Agreed. Urine is best served from a sexy woman. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    Surprising how many people here would do this... Kelly Brooks WTF :confused: I would choose neither tbh.


  • Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    netwhizkid wrote:
    Surprising how many people here would do this... Kelly Brooks WTF :confused: I would choose neither tbh.

    :D:D

    Poor old Net Whiz Kid blunders in again. Did you think this thread was 'what is your favourite drink' NWK?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    netwhizkid wrote:
    Surprising how many people here would do this...

    Would do this? Read the ****ing thread in question! It's asking which is worse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭Goodshape


    Piss ftw.

    (garbage juice is worse).


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭andrew163


    Whatever's in the piss has presumably already been through one human body and if they're still alive, then everything in it is safe (probably....) .... Can't say the same about garbage juice though....

    piss ftw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,421 ✭✭✭projectmayhem


    thread about poo and now this.

    i sense a theme


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,268 ✭✭✭mountainyman


    Beans_On wrote:
    What would u consider worse , drinking a shot of garbage juice or a shot of Urine (not your own).
    I would drink the urine but I am not paying.

    MM


  • Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You have to pay, it's your round.

    Actually, because the piss is a bit tart and garbage juice full flavoured, you should drink the piss first and then knock back the garbage juice to take the edge off it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 555 ✭✭✭Caryatnid


    andrew163 wrote:
    Whatever's in the piss has presumably already been through one human body and if they're still alive, then everything in it is safe (probably....) .... Can't say the same about garbage juice though....

    piss ftw

    I was in two minds about my answer to the OP's question until I read this. Good point Andrew. I'd go with the piss.

    OP - why not make this into a poll?:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,140 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Piss please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 18,072 ✭✭✭✭astrofool


    netwhizkid wrote:
    Surprising how many people here would do this... Kelly Brooks WTF :confused: I would choose neither tbh.

    You must make anyone else from Kerry cringe by reinforcing the stereotype.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,268 ✭✭✭mountainyman


    :D:D

    Poor old Net Whiz Kid blunders in again. Did you think this thread was 'what is your favourite drink' NWK?

    I did and the answer is Kelly Brook's piss.

    MM


  • Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    astrofool wrote:
    You must make anyone else from Kerry cringe by reinforcing the stereotype.

    I blush anyway. Now I'm off to console myself with a loose sheep.
    I did and the answer is Kelly Brook's piss.

    :D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    DubGuy wrote:
    Plus, piss is good for you (apparently)

    I was going by this post, & I wasn't exactly insinuating that anyone would do this but I was surprised like how people were saying if they had no choice. How would that happen unless maybe in a hostage situation or like desperate housewives. If I had no choice I would go for pee too I suppose!


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  • Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    netwhizkid wrote:
    like desperate housewives.

    So rather than Kelly, you'd rather tap up one of the Desperate Housewives?

    Bree? Go on, it's Bree isn't it? It's the Oedipus Complex thing.

    It IS Bree, right?

    Bree?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    astrofool wrote:
    You must make anyone else from Kerry cringe by reinforcing the stereotype.
    Nah, WetPissKid just has a phobia of p_iss now :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    Conor74 wrote:
    So rather than Kelly, you'd rather tap up one of the Desperate Housewives?

    Bree? Go on, it's Bree isn't it? It's the Oedipus Complex thing.

    It IS Bree, right? Bree?
    netwhizkid wrote:
    How would that happen unless maybe in a hostage situation or like desperate housewives. If I had no choice I would go for pee too I suppose!

    By referring to Desperate Housewives I meant a dare like how yur man was dared to eat the doughnut out of the toilet bowl!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,739 ✭✭✭Jello


    Piss. Without a doubt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,025 ✭✭✭slipss


    I'd have to say piss too, aslong as it was my own piss though, I think if it was a choice between a glass of garbage juice or somebody elses piss I'd have to go with the garbage juice, as long as it was my own garbage juice though, I think if it was a choice between a glass of piss or somebody elses garbage juice I'd have to go with the piss, aslong as it was my own piss though, I think if it was a choice between a glass of garbage juice or somebody elses piss I'd have to go with the garbage juice, as long as.....................HELP I"M TRAPPED HERE!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    It's piss for the Bantam....but not at room temp....must be chilled with ice and sugar around the rim


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Urine would probably be sterile, keep away from any one who has STD's or urinary tract problems ;) Used to be standard procedure when the water ran out on becalmed ships, think Blackadder.

    Garbage juice, would be pretty nasty stuff and just bubbling with nasty microbes and toxic chemicals from all nasty things people throw out. And there might be nappies too. :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,588 ✭✭✭weemcd


    id drink the piss tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Piss is sterile so I'd go for that. An ex girlfriends mother used to drink a glass of her own broth a day for a week when she went on her 4 monthly detox.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,541 ✭✭✭Davei141


    Didnt do Kevin Costner any harm. I choose piss.


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