Settle a bet:Garbage juice or Urine??

Beans_On

What would u consider worse , drinking a shot of garbage juice or a shot of Urine (not your own).

[Jackass]

I'd hate to drink garbage juice from the trash that people keep on the sidewalk.

But I gotta be honest with you...I'm not a big fan of piss.

But I reckon I'd take the piss...as garbage juice probably contains rat piss amongst other delights.

Plus, piss is good for you (apperantly)

oh, great thread btw tbh imho ftw.

POLL POLL POLL POLL!! I REALLY wanna see how this one turns out

Dubguy speaks a lot of sense. Piss, ultimately, won't make you seriously ill, garbage juice might. Having said that, garbage juice can be refreshing with a dash of tabasco.

rubadub

Piss, preferably kelly brookes piss with a dash of lime and an umbrella

Ruu_Old

Garbage juice tbh. It looks like threads on human waste is the new fad, out with barry scott and cillit bang

Thomas_S_Hunterson

hmmm prob piss, that bin juice **** is fairly mank looking

Karl Hungus

rubadub wrote:

Piss, preferably kelly brookes piss with a dash of lime and an umbrella

Agreed. Urine is best served from a sexy woman.

netwhizkid

Surprising how many people here would do this... Kelly Brooks WTF I would choose neither tbh.

netwhizkid

netwhizkid wrote:

Surprising how many people here would do this... Kelly Brooks WTF I would choose neither tbh.

Poor old Net Whiz Kid blunders in again. Did you think this thread was 'what is your favourite drink' NWK?

Karl Hungus

netwhizkid wrote:

Surprising how many people here would do this...

Would do this? Read the ****ing thread in question! It's asking which is worse.

Goodshape

Piss ftw.

(garbage juice is worse).

andrew163

Whatever's in the piss has presumably already been through one human body and if they're still alive, then everything in it is safe (probably....) .... Can't say the same about garbage juice though....

piss ftw

projectmayhem

thread about poo and now this.

i sense a theme

mountainyman

Beans_On wrote:

What would u consider worse , drinking a shot of garbage juice or a shot of Urine (not your own).

I would drink the urine but I am not paying.

MM

You have to pay, it's your round.

Actually, because the piss is a bit tart and garbage juice full flavoured, you should drink the piss first and then knock back the garbage juice to take the edge off it.

Caryatnid

andrew163 wrote:

Whatever's in the piss has presumably already been through one human body and if they're still alive, then everything in it is safe (probably....) .... Can't say the same about garbage juice though....

piss ftw

I was in two minds about my answer to the OP's question until I read this. Good point Andrew. I'd go with the piss.

OP - why not make this into a poll?:p

homah_7ft

Piss please.

astrofool

netwhizkid wrote:

Surprising how many people here would do this... Kelly Brooks WTF I would choose neither tbh.

You must make anyone else from Kerry cringe by reinforcing the stereotype.

mountainyman

Deleted User wrote:

Poor old Net Whiz Kid blunders in again. Did you think this thread was 'what is your favourite drink' NWK?

I did and the answer is Kelly Brook's piss.

MM

astrofool

astrofool wrote:

You must make anyone else from Kerry cringe by reinforcing the stereotype.

I blush anyway. Now I'm off to console myself with a loose sheep.

mountainyman wrote:

I did and the answer is Kelly Brook's piss.

netwhizkid

DubGuy wrote:

Plus, piss is good for you (apparently)

I was going by this post, & I wasn't exactly insinuating that anyone would do this but I was surprised like how people were saying if they had no choice. How would that happen unless maybe in a hostage situation or like desperate housewives. If I had no choice I would go for pee too I suppose!

netwhizkid

netwhizkid wrote:

like desperate housewives.

So rather than Kelly, you'd rather tap up one of the Desperate Housewives?

Bree? Go on, it's Bree isn't it? It's the Oedipus Complex thing.

It IS Bree, right?

Bree?

DEmeant0r

astrofool wrote:

You must make anyone else from Kerry cringe by reinforcing the stereotype.

Nah, WetPissKid just has a phobia of p_iss now

netwhizkid

Conor74 wrote:

So rather than Kelly, you'd rather tap up one of the Desperate Housewives?

Bree? Go on, it's Bree isn't it? It's the Oedipus Complex thing.

It IS Bree, right? Bree?

netwhizkid wrote:

How would that happen unless maybe in a hostage situation or like desperate housewives. If I had no choice I would go for pee too I suppose!

By referring to Desperate Housewives I meant a dare like how yur man was dared to eat the doughnut out of the toilet bowl!

Jello

Piss. Without a doubt.

slipss

I'd have to say piss too, aslong as it was my own piss though, I think if it was a choice between a glass of garbage juice or somebody elses piss I'd have to go with the garbage juice, as long as it was my own garbage juice though, I think if it was a choice between a glass of piss or somebody elses garbage juice I'd have to go with the piss, aslong as it was my own piss though, I think if it was a choice between a glass of garbage juice or somebody elses piss I'd have to go with the garbage juice, as long as.....................HELP I"M TRAPPED HERE!!!!

FlutterinBantam

It's piss for the Bantam....but not at room temp....must be chilled with ice and sugar around the rim

Capt'n Midnight

Urine would probably be sterile, keep away from any one who has STD's or urinary tract problems Used to be standard procedure when the water ran out on becalmed ships, think Blackadder.

Garbage juice, would be pretty nasty stuff and just bubbling with nasty microbes and toxic chemicals from all nasty things people throw out. And there might be nappies too. :eek:

weemcd

id drink the piss tbh.

Gordon

Piss is sterile so I'd go for that. An ex girlfriends mother used to drink a glass of her own broth a day for a week when she went on her 4 monthly detox.

Davei141

Didnt do Kevin Costner any harm. I choose piss.

nlgbbbblth

guys

what about the urine from a rat?

any health benefits in drinking it?

projectmayhem

nlgbbbblth wrote:

guys

what about the urine from a rat?

any health benefits in drinking it?

give it a go and report back.

if you don't report back we know it's not healthy.

Ruu_Old

nlgbbbblth wrote:

guys

what about the urine from a rat?

any health benefits in drinking it?

Awaiting your report!
Everlasting life, its what Joan Rivers is on

Rb

I'd pick the urine over the garbage water any day, garbage juice is absolutely disgusting and there's no telling what's in it or how long it's been "brewing" for.

Capt'n Midnight

nlgbbbblth wrote:

guys

what about the urine from a rat?

any health benefits in drinking it?

http://www.nuigalway.ie/bac/infections_from_animals.htm

Leptospirosis

This is a spiral organism (spirochete), which again is not easy to culture in the clinical microbiology laboratory. Rats may excrete the causative organism (Leptospira interrogans) in urine. Infection is associated with contact with rat urine or with stagnant water contaminated with rat urine. Infection is more likely if there is contact of rat urine or water with broken skin. Infection may be so mild as to go unnoticed or may cause a very severe illness (Weils Disease) with fever, jaundice and renal failure and sometimes death. Diagnosis is by looking for antibody to the infecting organism. In those who are very ill it is usual to start antibacterial treatment with penicillin before the laboratory result is available. It is not certain that the antibacterial agents make a major contribution to recovery.

http://www.sehb.ie/news/Leptospirosis_Are%20you%20at%20risk.html

Caryatnid

projectmayhem wrote:

give it a go and report back.

if you don't report back we know it's not healthy.

DEmeant0r

I hear perfumerie companies use rat piss in their perfumes nowdays

Snake Plisken

I wouldn't mind all of the Desperate Housewifes taking a wizz in my mouth at the same time mmmmmmm kinky

Snake

DEmeant0r

:eek: That'd be ok if you got to **** 'em afterwards, but drinking someone's piss for nothing?

biko

So OP, who won? And most importantly... what?

uncle ernie

bin juice all the way. if its your own bin then you know exactly whats in there. the bin juice is just every meal youve thrown out over the last week condensed into one shot, like a fruit smoothie only with more protein.

someone else's piss?...thats not even mexico

FlutterinBantam

That's great news indeed

Dragan

Beans_On wrote:

What would u consider worse , drinking a shot of garbage juice or a shot of Urine (not your own).

Garbage for the simple fact that you will likely get extrememly ill from drinking it.

Urine at least is sterile and contains no bacteria etc.

Redrocket

id drink the piss,
poll it

Peace

I'm thinking the piss also.

Garbage water would be way more manky than piss.

Juan Pablo

Piss the winner here, tbh. Although I'd rather the clear piss like after you have drank a few liters of water and are fully hydrated as opposed to the pungent dark orangy piss after a heavy night on the batter.

Kiera

Think I’d choose wee wee. But it would have to be cold, maybe put in the fridge for a while. Don’t like warm drinks.

Binomate

Drink loads of water before you drink your own piss. It goes clear then and you are essentially just drinking water that has passed through your body. No yellow piss for me thanks.

Kiera

The real question should be: Morning wee wee or garbage juice. Now I’m not sure which would be worse. Evening wee wee would be a lot easier to drink than morning wee wee.

carbonkid

Everyone keeps going on about the piss been the best choice cause its sterile...is it still sterile if its really yellow, stinky and has visible fume lines coming off it?