Sarky, In my orifice please.

Shabadu · 03-04-2006 10:25AM

Talliesin wrote:

Ever go to take a pack of cigarettes from your pocket while talking to someone, but take a pack of condoms out instead?

Or has that only ever happened to me?

Well, once, while fumbling for a packet of cigarettes in my bag, a tampon dropped out. I picked it up. I was in the middle of a conversation, and quite distracted, not to mention tipsy. Long story short, I almost smoked a tampon.

Talliesin, PLEASE tell me you proffered the person the packet and said "want one?"

singingstranger · 03-04-2006 10:31AM

Shabadu wrote:

Long story short, I almost smoked a tampon.

Side question, how far did you get before you realised?

Shabadu · 03-04-2006 10:55AM

I had just leaned over the lighter, but once I felt the plasticy outer coating I knew what it was.

Sarky · 03-04-2006 12:06PM

"The condom MADE me have sex!"

Perhaps they were talking about those sentient vampiric condoms from that German comic?

tba · 03-04-2006 12:16PM

Shabadu wrote:

OFF TOPIC:

HOW DARE YOU! for over 4828 posts this thread has remained on message and in one foul swoop you have destroyed it, lockage is now imminent....

arbeitsscheuer · 03-04-2006 02:57PM

Great, you've gone and done it now Shabs...
I hope you're happy.:mad:

tba · 03-04-2006 02:59PM

Wow Seb, I was only joking but you've just taken it too far....

Wishing happiness on her? What were you thinking?

Shabadu · 03-04-2006 03:03PM

Gtfo you n00bz! I've been here since the first page, you johnny-come-latelys.

:V

arbeitsscheuer · 03-04-2006 03:24PM

tba wrote:

Wow Seb, I was only joking..

It will surprise you to know that I was aware of that.

*sigh*

I've really gotta work on being less subtle with my sarcasm...

tba · 03-04-2006 03:45PM

are you being sarcastic?

Shabadu · 03-04-2006 04:12PM

Sarky in my orifice please?

D'oi, tba. ROLLEYES

btwiwozbeensarkastical

Talliesin · 03-04-2006 04:53PM

Shabadu wrote:

Sarky in my orifice please?

Have a seat, Sarky.

Drink?

Gone West · 03-04-2006 05:12PM

<grin>
im back!

come here often?

tba · 03-04-2006 05:14PM

only when you're around fuzzy

Gone West · 03-04-2006 05:16PM

hi teebs!
asl?
kthxbye

Tar.Aldarion · 03-04-2006 05:20PM

Nick? Is that you?

Rozabeez · 03-04-2006 05:42PM

tba wrote:

First I will have to invent time travel and go forward to the point that rozy actually has the child

*cough* 8 and a half months should do it

Tar.Aldarion · 03-04-2006 07:19PM

/me sets up a BBQ and hifi with loud jungle music.

tba · 03-04-2006 07:23PM

Hey Tar havin' a Barbeque?

Tar.Aldarion · 03-04-2006 07:25PM

Ma petite vache habite dans ma maison.

Sarky · 03-04-2006 07:53PM

How surreal. It's like Tar became myself and Funky Penguin for a moment...

/me marries Spod

...
...
...
...
...Sheep?

Shabadu · 04-04-2006 09:14AM

Wait... if you marry spod, who am I having an affair with?!

Tar.Aldarion · 04-04-2006 12:49PM

I hear senor perv is single as single pie.

Sarky · 04-04-2006 01:38PM

Only by choice.

Not his first choice, mind...

Rozabeez · 04-04-2006 03:10PM

Shabadu wrote:

Wait... if you marry spod, who am I having an affair with?!

*cough* MoJu *cough*

Tar.Aldarion · 04-04-2006 03:17PM

We were all thinking it, nay, imagining it.

Rozabeez · 04-04-2006 06:33PM

Vividly?

sanncoo · 04-04-2006 07:56PM

cameras at the ready!

Demonstration required Shabs.

Dathai · 04-04-2006 08:24PM

Tar, I didnt know you had a birthmark like that *glares at birthmark*...its...its a woman riding a chicken!!! :O

scojones · 05-04-2006 01:44AM

Dathai wrote:

Tar, I didnt know you had a birthmark like that *glares at birthmark*...its...its a woman riding a chicken!!! :O

That's his sister!

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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