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When are you going to die

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  • #2
    scojones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    MrSinn wrote:
    I have 45 years left anyway

    http://www.deathclock.com/

    Welcome to 8 years ago.


  • #3
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I've got 3 days 9 mins... and then I get hit by a bus, apparently.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #4
    MrSinn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 589 ✭✭✭MrSinn


    sjones wrote:
    Welcome to 8 years ago.

    Just cause you know about the site doesent mean everyone does


  • #5
    county
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    37 years left in me,god i am only going to be 66:eek:


  • #6
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    MrSinn wrote:
    Just cause you know about the site doesent mean everyone does
    I'd say that the majority do tbh...


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  • #7
    byte
    Moderators, Regional North West Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 19,247 Mod ✭✭✭✭byte
    byte


    Thursday, August 7, 2042


  • #8
    johnnyrotten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,595 ✭✭✭johnnyrotten


    MrSinn wrote:
    When are you going to die

    When I stop breathing !


  • #9
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Naos


    Another 70 Years in me :D

    Wonder how accurate this is, someone hurry up and die.


  • #10
    Green_Martian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭Green_Martian


    Well just checked and it doesn't matter if i smoke or not my Death date is Thursday 28th Jan 2055...............:p .....Which means i will be.......73

    What a load of crap to be honest


  • #11
    drdre
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,241 ✭✭✭drdre


    mine says Tuesday, May 18, 2021 thats means i will be only 37.wow this is scary thinking about this:(


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  • #12
    N90user
    Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭N90user


    someday in 2064 lol. tis gay i dont want to die :p


  • #13
    conzy
    Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    You have to enter to date of birth after 1899??

    What if a 107 year old wants to see how long they have left:p


  • #14
    grimloch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    I often wonder what orifice these predictions are pulled from?

    Keeping on topic however it says I'll pop my clogs at some stage in the early 2040's.


  • #15
    sportswear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭sportswear


    nice one . was born in 85. will live till march 7th 2082


  • #16
    projectmayhem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,421 ✭✭✭projectmayhem


    byte wrote:
    Thursday, August 7, 2042

    Thursday, August 7, 2042

    :O


  • #17
    Mimikyu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,050 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • #18
    raheny red
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭raheny red


    I says I'm gonna die in 2...

    *THUMP*


  • #19
    Green_Martian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭Green_Martian


    raheny red wrote:
    I says I'm gonna die in 2...

    *THUMP*

    LOL.........:D


  • #20
    Diarmiud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Diarmiud


    When my pursurers catch up with me. Damn you Fionn!


  • #21
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Wednesday, November 8, 2023. I'll be 47.

    Funny, fortune teller once told me I wouldn't see thirty. Maybe she meant I'd be too drunk.


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  • #22
    junkyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭junkyard


    I get a different day every time I click it....either they're in two minds about it or I'm getting a second chance.:D


  • #23
    ando
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,462 ✭✭✭ando


    wow, I'll be 98. Try beat that

    death.gif


  • #24
    OMcGovern
    Closed Accounts Posts: 503 ✭✭✭OMcGovern


    Ah sure who wants those last few years anyway? They're the worse years....
    When you struggle to get up fast enough to answer the front door or make it to the toilet.... And with the looming pension crisis, you'll have to save up to go to Lidls for food !

    Nope, when I hit 65, I'll blew my pension on a wild spending spree, and drive my then Nissan Micra over the cliffs of Moher.....


  • #25
    junkyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭junkyard


    OMcGovern wrote:
    Ah sure who wants those last few years anyway? They're the worse years....
    When you struggle to get up fast enough to answer the front door or make it to the toilet.... And with the looming pension crisis, you'll have to save up to go to Lidls for food !

    Nope, when I hit 65, I'll blew my pension on a wild spending spree, and drive my then Nissan Micra over the cliffs of Moher.....

    You've got a point there, I don't think there's much to live for at that age either...in fact.....good bye cruel world!.........................:eek:


  • #26
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    "Last year, you say... Did it put you young whipper-snappers in your place?"


  • #27
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    According to the deathclock, I will die on Monday 6th of April 2070, five days before my 84th birthday.
    If I quit smoking it adds twelve years apparently, though I don't even want to live to 96.


  • #28
    Duiske
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,086 ✭✭✭Duiske


    :eek: Monday 16th March, 2015


    edit : Phewww....Just tried again. Tuesday June 6th, 2034


  • #29
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Friday, October 22, 2055

    *makes an X on the calendar* :)


  • #30
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,744 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Tuesday, February 2, 2072... :confused:


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  • #31
    Banphrionsa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 335 ✭✭Banphrionsa


    Diarmiud wrote:
    When my pursurers catch up with me. Damn you Fionn!

    Well, if you are the Diarmiud of Irish legend, then look on the bright side. You will be with Grainne every night for 16 years before Fionn catches and kills you. And then you will die a warrior's death in defense of your lover... Not a bad epitaph for an Irish legend.


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